If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.

1, I always thought that eternity was how high and stable the sky was, but I didn't expect earthquakes and hail.

I speak slowly. If I am passionate about you, you are very important to me.

I keep black cats, you keep white cats, and then let them keep zebras. What did you say?/Sorry?

4. There is a disease called exo. If so, I am willing to be sick until I am old.

5. How are you doing? Are you still so serious every time you finish your work?

7. Love or not, do you want to.

8. I have been trying to escape from my dream and stay away from that barren land.

9. We are not as powerful as we say.

10, don't talk too much nonsense, I'm tired of listening.

1 1, seemingly quiet, but when you see the person you like, you are desperate. .

12, I like you, this is my exclusive memory.

13, what is the name of love? Two souls and one body, what is friendship called? Two bodies and one soul.

14, but don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person.

15, I can proudly tell you that I have been wronged to death and I am fine.

16. Why should the wedding ring be worn on the ring finger? Because the ring finger has a blood vessel connected to the heart.

17, the person who makes you laugh to your heart is the one who loves you the most. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most.

18, the speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of care for you.

19, standing alone in this noisy city will inevitably be a little lonely.

20. Which couple can take me to dinner on Valentine's Day to witness your love?

2 1, I shouted and struggled, but I got an answer from the air. Helpless memories.

22. The only reason why people are willing to wronged themselves is to love each other deeply.

If I never see you again, I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night.

24. Does your girlfriend have many shortcomings? As many as stars. What are the advantages? As little as the sun. Then why did you choose her? Because the stars disappear as soon as the sun comes out.

25, pay may not have the result. Too much persistence may lead to more losses.

26. There is no such thing as empathy. People don't know how painful it is to prick themselves with a needle.

27. Men don't like it clearly, but women do.

28. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I have to take a taxi to school every day.

You are unhappy because you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

I traded my former mother for a handful of ashes in my hand.

3 1, [People are always so cheap. You have to wait until no way back is scarred before you know how to let go.

You will be the one who shot me in the heart, because you are in my heart.

33. If you care too much about someone, you will inevitably think about it.

I may have gone to the wrong planet. The roses and foxes here can't talk.

35. How do you spend Tanabata? Passing by, skipping drunk, crying, laughing, crazy, eating, drinking, sleeping, sad, sorry, skipping, drifting and fucking.

36. I've heard enough and cherish why I don't act.

37. In life and love, you will know that there is always a time to let go and then move on.

38. I often can't help thinking of what you used to look like, but now I can't see clearly.

39. All your struggles are to accumulate strength for tomorrow, so don't give up.

When the teacher came out of the classroom to answer the phone, most of the students were discussing his cell phone ringtone.

Non-mainstream funny-if the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out

▄┻┳𗔣𗔣╯╭╭ oo-┈→ One day, I will let you chase me.

I don't recognize six emotions * I have ambitions in all directions.

You are forcing me, then I will give Archimedes a fulcrum, tilt the earth, and we will both die.

The person I despise most is the person who despises others!

Now underage, superficial, only know that love is greater than the sky.

Women nowadays love to tell each other that they love you. When the Russians saw it, they said, Why are all women gay now?

When you see a madman singing and running on the road, it must not be me.

There are no gifts this year, only "send you onions"

Playboy practices his brain, has a good mood when he is cheating, picks up girls to fight aging, flirts to solve troubles, and has unrequited love and little sleepiness.

You are my Youlemei. I'll throw you away after drinking.

You live in another place thousands of miles away from me You have your happiness, and I have my sadness.

The more you try to forget, the more you remember.

Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily. . .

Whose sadness was awakened by me, and love laughed at us for being too young.

Who cares about you more than I do, who will love you as much as I do.

Will you never forget what you remember?

Love is like an imperfect desire, an impulse after desire, and a bad result after impulse. That's an order.

On the day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink. ...

Don't think I care about you, I'm just gossiping.

Love is a grass, you should always take care of it.

Oh, I don't want to celebrate Tanabata. After Tanabata, school will start soon.

I'm not ignoring anyone's meaning. Why do you sit opposite me and talk endlessly?

The bell rang at lightning speed. .

Either endure it or be cruel. . .

After making money, a man wants to divorce his wife; A man can't make money, and his wife wants to divorce him.

I'm telling you, if you don't surf the Internet tonight, I'll carve your name on the tablet.

Remember, one day you will be my grandson's grandmother.

It is broken. My vine hooked up with someone else's locust tree.

Is there such a person that I can live in his heart all my life without paying rent?

Friends are two people who understand each other and face each other.

◆╮𗍿𗍿𗍿𗍿𗍿𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄95

When you walk alone, don't look back. When you look back, you will fall.

Let's pray together. Let Japan have another earthquake.

Male, please remember two things: I am pure, and donkeys with legs are hard to find. But Ren, a man with two legs, is easy to find.

Hand in hand, come with me, there are plenty of tickets.

■□ I slowly lost myself in the long river of time with my stubbornness.

Time is like killing a pig and turning a beautiful boy into a fat uncle.

When I was a child, I expected to understand, but when I grew up, I was confused by my own imagination.

People care about people who are red, but they never care how red they are. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Tanabata is here, it flies, and school is about to start again!

Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness.

People have changed their homes since they had computers at home.

Looking at the busy city and myself, I smiled-smiled.

When the computer is no longer a tool, it has become the sustenance of my life and my companion when I am bored.

If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.

If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out. -Tell me something interesting.

Holding back my tears, I smiled awkwardly. Personalized signature encyclopedia,

Some things are lost and no longer owned, even when they come back, they feel different.

Until now, I found that "stay where you are" is really not a swearing word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

In fact, you don't understand, my time is spent in missing.

Don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

Just because I don't ask and tell some things doesn't mean I don't care.

Don't provoke lovelorn people, especially those who have been dumped.

Life is like a one-way ticket. You can choose to get off midway or arrive at the bottom station, but you can't choose to pass the station.

Is there a song that makes your single cycle, and is there someone you can't forget?

People with two feet in the same boat, because of fun, or because of reluctance.

Maybe you are just a passer-by in my life, and my world can't keep you.

Perhaps a person has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.

Cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

Failure is the mother of success! Why didn't I have children once?

What you are looking for on purpose is often not found.

I am a principled person, and my principle is: look at the mood.

How many boys and girls, after a failed love, no longer believe in love.

You have your plan, I have my changes, and your plan will never catch up with my changes!

Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat and drink my food …

People close to pigs are stupid, and people close to you are even more stupid-haha, sad.

Women should be kind to themselves, otherwise once you are exhausted, someone will sleep with your man.

Not for family, but for eternity.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.

Select the latest classic funny signatures, I hope you like them.

Tencent. Com, can you let everyone drill for free?

Tencent began to cheat money again, and now there is another member of the Seven Heroes for hegemony.

Some songs sound boring. Some people walked away. Some things are said and forgotten.

Since I took a vacation and lived a life of eating, sleeping and eating, I finally know that pigs can be boring.

Don't look at me black, I am chased, don't look at you white, you can't play.

Part 1: The first step of genius is sparrow diapers! Bottom line: Who knows my daughter's heart is clean, sanitary napkins! Horizontal recognition: like-minded

Playboy practices his brain, has a good mood when he is cheating, picks up girls to fight aging, flirts to solve troubles, and has unrequited love and little sleepiness.

Grey Wolf said: I can't wronged my wife anyway.

Because of the pressure, fountains are more beautiful than ordinary water.

I'm just a child who doesn't understand the world.

Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurd to be born and timid to die. . .

The world is so wonderful, why am I so grumpy?

Even if I am not a child now, I will meet him in the future.

You are forcing me, then I will give Archimedes a fulcrum, tilt the earth, and we will both die.

Girl, marry the headmaster who installs air conditioning in the dormitory!

The saddest thing in life is that I am online, but no one dumps me.

Three elements of success: first, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on being shameless. .

I don't want to be serious because you are hot and cold, near and far.

I still remember that my former close friends became more and more cold.

Angrily took the paper from the teacher. The teacher said: Be gentle. Don't break the eggs.

The first love is gone, at least there is the first kiss. This is capital.

If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.

I spend a man's money to raise a man's mistress. Am I great?

Non-mainstream funny classic quotations-if the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out

▄┻┳𗔣𗔣╯╭╭ oo-┈→ One day, I will let you chase me.

I don't recognize six emotions * I have ambitions in all directions.

You are forcing me, then I will give Archimedes a fulcrum, tilt the earth, and we will both die.

The person I despise most is the person who despises others!

Now underage, superficial, only know that love is greater than the sky.

Women nowadays love to tell each other that they love you. When the Russians saw it, they said, Why are all women gay now?

When you see a madman singing and running on the road, it must not be me.

There are no gifts this year, only "send you onions"

Playboy practices his brain, has a good mood when he is cheating, picks up girls to fight aging, flirts to solve troubles, and has unrequited love and little sleepiness.

You are my Youlemei. I'll throw you away after drinking.

You live in another place thousands of miles away from me You have your happiness, and I have my sadness.

The more you try to forget, the more you remember.

Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily. . .

Whose sadness was awakened by me, and love laughed at us for being too young.

Who cares about you more than I do, who will love you as much as I do.

Will you never forget what you remember?

Love is like an imperfect desire, an impulse after desire, and a bad result after impulse. That's an order.

On the day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink. ...

Don't think I care about you, I'm just gossiping.

Love is a grass, you should always take care of it.

Oh, I don't want to celebrate Tanabata. After Tanabata, school will start soon.

I'm not ignoring anyone's meaning. Why do you sit opposite me and talk endlessly?

The bell rang at lightning speed. .

Either endure it or be cruel. . .

After making money, a man wants to divorce his wife; A man can't make money, and his wife wants to divorce him.

I'm telling you, if you don't surf the Internet tonight, I'll carve your name on the tablet.

Remember, one day you will be my grandson's grandmother.

It is broken. My vine hooked up with someone else's locust tree.

Is there such a person that I can live in his heart all my life without paying rent?

Friends are two people who understand each other and face each other.

◆╮𗍿𗍿𗍿𗍿𗍿𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄𗎄95

When you walk alone, don't look back. When you look back, you will fall.

Let's pray together. Let Japan have another earthquake.

Male, please remember two things: I am pure, and donkeys with legs are hard to find. But Ren, a man with two legs, is easy to find.

Hand in hand, come with me, there are plenty of tickets.

■□ I slowly lost myself in the long river of time with my stubbornness.

Time is like killing a pig and turning a beautiful boy into a fat uncle.

When I was a child, I expected to understand, but when I grew up, I was confused by my own imagination.

People care about people who are red, but they never care how red they are. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Tanabata is here, it flies, and school is about to start again!

Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness.

People have changed their homes since they had computers at home.

Looking at the busy city and myself, I smiled-smiled.

When the computer is no longer a tool, it has become the sustenance of my life and my companion when I am bored.

If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.