Han Han's classic quotations!

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Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the big mouth party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at the people there.

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The most irrefutable thing I said in my life was that the quilt didn't need to be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but it was also the first to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

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I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.

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If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.

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The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.

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The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

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China looks down on boasters. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.

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I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideological and moral education than to have no thought at all.

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It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

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I don't like being trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.

( 1 1)

There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12)

There are various buses parked at the entrance of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic quality of officials.

( 13)

It is hateful to occupy the toilet, but in fact, the most hateful thing is to pull the shit and occupy the pit.

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After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding an object for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is eaten just right and suddenly robbed, it is natural to do everything possible to find a similar taste-this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.

( 15)

Fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

16)

I am good at math, physics, Chinese, English, music, sports and computer. I can't even turn on my computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.

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An adult over eighteen still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really a failure of education.

18)

Math is to do and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.

( 19)

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

(20)

If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, all you love is your face.

2 1)

In the process of fighting SARS, some airlines have introduced 60% discount measures for teachers and medical staff, which is very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what the teacher has to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?

(22)

There is no standard to judge whether an article is good or not when the sentences are fluent and few typos affect reading. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' writing was good enough to become famous writers, or would make many revisions.

(23)

One year, the school forcibly overcharged 100 yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for educational construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Finally, no one knows what the money has built.

1, Chinese, there are two "secrets": first, don't read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.

I have my own principles when reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. He is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his swearing.

The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that was analyzed by my article. They asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great!

The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

5, mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive he is, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability?

6. Seven red lights illuminate my future.

7. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

8. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

9. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I especially dislike those rigid personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write such a thing as "Ah, our splendid bridge".

10, after I dropped out of school, I had a thoughtful plan. In May, I promoted the release of "Triple Gate" in Shanghai, signed books among my peers, and went to Tibet with several companions in the summer vacation ... I locked myself at home at the end of the year and wrote down my experience for one year.

When nervous people talk, they forget not the content, but the transition, and they don't know what they are talking about. Two sentences that have no causal relationship can actually be strung together with "so".

12 family is like a mountain, both sides have to climb hard, and only one person can stand on the top. More importantly, home is like a mountain, and it is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate. Usually men use non-academic, such as fist and fist, to solve disputes.

Therefore, behind a failed woman, there will always be a successful man.

When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. You can often see ugly men holding beautiful women.

We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.

15 I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it. -One degree below zero

16 cities are like women. During the day, we only see the face with heavy makeup, and at night, we can only see her face after makeup removal. That's true.

17 truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how conformity is accumulated. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.

-The third person is at minus one degree.

18 the most irrefutable sentence I have said in my life is that quilts don't need to be folded-they are meant to be spread out to sleep-but they are also the first to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

-Three "Personal Information"

The trend of 19 can only wait, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. Stay at the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

-"hair" at MINUS one degree

It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

-Introduction of the 2003 draft