What Zhangzhou people say is very funny.

A long time ago, someone told me: I support you! I believe it. I almost starved to death. Now someone told me: why do you have to make yourself so embarrassed when you can eat by your face value! I believe it again. I'm really starving. ...

Second, how many years have passed, and the only constant is the heart that wants to make a fortune. May you travel all over Qian Fan and return with a full load.

Third, it is not easy to live. Everyone was injured, except nobody.

Fourth, "son, it's time to get up and go to school!" " "Mom, let me sleep for a while. I really don't like school. Even if my classmates don't like me, the teacher doesn't like me! " "But you are the principal!"

Five, love love, the upper part is taken from the abnormal change, and the lower part is taken from the abnormal state.

6. Losing weight is the most anti-human thing in the world. If you don't eat, you want to hit someone, and if you eat, you want to hit yourself.

Today, I dreamed that my daughter-in-law died and cried very sadly. When I woke up, I found that there was no daughter-in-law at all, and I cried even more sadly.

Eight, the biggest sorrow is growing up, watching students get married one after another, just like handing in papers one after another in advance. Are you sure you don't want to check again? Or wait for me?

Nine, the teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

X.W.: Now the technology is really developed, and everyone has the blink payment function. M: That function doesn't work for you. W: Why is it useless? M: Have you ever paid for blinking?

The relationship between people is always based on "May I know you?" With "I fucking know you!" End.

I really hope the person I like can buy it with money, because then I can really give up completely.

Thirteen, high temperature can't afford to hurt. My sister went to bed at noon and said it was too hot to sleep. I said I was calm, and naturally I got cold. My sister said flatly, "Then I went to sleep. If I am not awake after 2 hours, remember to touch me to see if I am really cold. "

Fourteen, every time after the exam, Xueba occasionally sighs: "Oh, my God, another mistake!" I said, "Oh, my God, another one!"

Fifteen, don't take care of yourself, don't know that food is expensive, and don't know that you are fat.

16. If you want to have a seat during the rush hour, please wake up the sleeping people. Tell him it's the stop, and he'll get off the bus and keep thanking him. Don't ask me why I know, I don't know how I got off the bus. ...

Seventeen, only the weak will cry and beg her not to leave when they break up. We strong people usually kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that she can't move.

/kloc-When I was 0/8 or 20 years old, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the road of 2B like a husky.

19. Girls' looks can be divided into three types: one from the sky, one from the folk and one from the underworld. ...

Twenty, door-to-door salesman is the prototype of pop-up advertising.

Twenty-one, stunned, well done, called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

22. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

It is said that in this life, people will eat about nine tons of food, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!

Twenty-four, people who have been dissatisfied with their hair styles always refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

Sometimes crying can actually solve problems, as long as you are beautiful.

26. Q: What do those people who buy a house in full think? I have money.

Teach my sister to ride a bike and walk around the playground of the university. She won't get out of the car. After I helped her on the road, I went to play basketball with my friends. I was having a good time when I suddenly remembered her. I went back to see her, and she circled around the playground, crying while riding, and her tears flowed.

Twenty-eight, the "heart" thing: if you think too much, you are narrow-minded; If you think less, you are lacking in mind; I have been thinking about it, but I am stubborn; Unwilling is heartless.