Life lies in showing off in an ostentatious manner.

1. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way.

2. Don't dig Lao Tzu's grave. I thought I was a grave robber, too.

3. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

The life of eating food is like a train, which can be summarized as: shopping, shopping, shopping.

6. "What is the hardest thing in the world?" "The teacher knocked on the table that had not been broken for more than ten years."

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

9. "Husband, you like me so much. Tell me about my advantages. " "You don't need a reason to love someone!" "Then tell me about my shortcomings." "Lazy, stupid, greedy, fierce, thick and round ..."

10. Why does a good grain of rice spoil a pot of mouse excrement?

1 1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget have really been forgotten.

12. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is right.

13. Some people will be engraved in their memories forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

14. The third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

15. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

16. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

17. In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

18. How much I miss, how much I feel sad, how much I feel cold, and how much I miss.

19. I was cruel, licked my fingers and cried.