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People who take my heart will compare with each other, and those who take my heart will exchange truth for truth.

First, people who keep my heart will compare with each other, and those who keep my heart will exchange truth for truth.

Second, from today on, smile every day, except for life and death, everything in the world is a trivial matter.

Third, it's too difficult to find someone and make friends these days.

The main reason of human progress is that the next generation doesn't listen to the words of the previous generation.

Success will not come in the future, but will accumulate from the moment you decide to do it.

6. Among the people coming and going in the city, there is always one person who will make you remember for a lifetime.

Seven, play a small mahjong, eat a spicy. Find a small object, life is like this.

Eight, end it. End it. This voice-over has been echoing in our story.

I am a bachelor. If I find another bachelor, I will become a nunchaku.

I'm not afraid you don't love me. I'm afraid the person you love is not a good person.

Eleven, I want to find someone, I don't want a holiday.

Twelve, most of us are clumsily sent away in the process of desperately looking for our remaining half.

Thirteen, life is always full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

I am the kind of person who is aggressive even if I have a lisp.

You are not the best, but you are what I care about most. You are not the most handsome, but you are my favorite.

Sixteen, the object is too good-looking, what's the use? I'm afraid I'll run away with others one day. Finding someone who can settle down is better than anything else.

Seventeen, because I love you, the object I later found is like a person who imitates you, only a shadow.

Eighteen, another year, have you found that the only thing you earn is your age?

Nineteen, find a teacher and learn to engage in objects.

The warm shadow of that young man said that he would seize the time to accompany me to the wilderness.

Twenty-one, now I find that it is troublesome to break up without someone who is too affectionate.

Thank you for accompanying me through those days. It's neither too long nor too short, but it's hard to remember.

Twenty-three, life lies in experience, not in square meters; Wealth lies in sentiment, not in villas.

Let go of your hand and leave you. I will move on. This will be my real relief.

Twenty-five, my mother said, we don't find a partner now, and we won't find a good one in the future.

26. I hate it when three people are together and two people suddenly whisper to each other.

Sorry, I really can't pretend to have a little affection for people I don't like.

28. Don't let other people's opinions drown out your inner voice. The most important thing is to have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

Twenty-nine, almost there. I wish everyone a divorce when they get married, and a breakup when they get married. If there is no object, find an object quickly!

Talk about the mood of finding someone. Find the signature phrase of the object.

Thirty-one, divided the object, saved the flow!

No one will let me lose unless I don't want to win. There is only one way I can't choose-that is the way to give up. There is only one way you can't refuse-don't lose hope on the road of growth, you never know what tomorrow will bring.

There is nothing wrong with living like Xiao Qiang/as long as you don't die/.

I would like to close my eyes quietly with you until I am old.

I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

It's harder to find an avatar than an object these days.

Occasionally, people who work hard for their lives will be touched. What are the setbacks now?

Thirty-eight, don't shout pain, not necessarily no feeling, just the pain is too deep, drowning all the echoes.

I really can't afford to support you.

Wang Yi, I really can't afford to support you.

Nowadays, it is not easy to open a small restaurant. No customer worries. I'm also worried about too many customers. Why, the customer is tired and the waiter doesn't want to.

Many waiters have become angry since the salary increase in the catering industry. If they are uncomfortable, they will quit, and whoever has a high salary will go. On weekdays, there is no way to force me to love and hold them, let alone control food and high salary. I take my employees out for a big meal at least once a month. On holidays, I always prepare gifts in small packages, and I can't stop them from leaving.

Xiaoling is a typical example. She is a relative of my classmate's hometown. In order to take care of her, she worked as a waitress for two days and arranged to go to the cashier. Not smart and uneducated, I taught her for a few days before I dared to let go. The function of finding acquaintances is to be assured and honest. Except for a few counterfeit money and several miscalculations, the amount received and paid is correct.

However, Xiaoling's emotional intelligence is really a problem. I really don't regard myself as an outsider. I drink whatever I say on the counter. This is my fault, too. Classmate Xiaoling said, you're welcome if you are thirsty. There are drinks behind you. It's okay to spill the beans. You can drink what others think is real. I can drink at least two boxes of drinks a month.

I spoiled this girl, and I am very blind. Since Xiaoling got the position of cashier, she doesn't care about anything except work. I was too busy to catch up with dinner, so I went to work. She didn't see anything, but she still sat on the Diaoyutai. Because of the face of my classmates, I can't say anything. The other waiters were angry and the group didn't deal with her. I must be a messenger of peace. As for her, she looks down on other waiters more and more, all of them are rural, as if she were special.

After a few months, Xiaoling became more and more ignorant. She either scratches her eyebrows and paints her nails all day, or sends WeChat with her mobile phone. She came, and the guests didn't ask. The worst thing is that she forgot to recharge several times and ran several orders. Xiaoling didn't review her carelessness, but also made a condition with me, saying that she would get off work at 8: 30 in the evening because she forgot the cashier because of fatigue. God, those orders were all placed at noon. But let me see, most hotels require guests to pay their bills before nine o'clock, and I agreed to this condition.

After a few days of silence, Xiaoling told me to ignore her and just give her the money she had lived in. She rented a house herself. I was afraid something would happen to her, so I'm sorry my old colleague didn't agree. After a month, one day, just after giving her the completion capital, she offered to quit. She walked so firmly that she didn't give me a buffer opportunity to find someone. Even my classmates thought I was bad to her and drove her away.

Fortunately, time has proved everything. It is this Xiaoling who came back after five months' walk and was brought here by her classmates. She said I'd better turn around. Just when I hesitated whether I should agree or not, Xiaoling whispered, I still work as a cashier, control my food and control my income, earn 3 thousand yuan, rest for four days every month and get off work at 8: 30 in the evening. I'm completely determined. I'm sorry, I really can't afford to support you.

Is it a spy sent by another study agent?

Gan Kun was greatly moved.

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I especially envy Zhang Wuji in "Eternal Dragon Slayer". He greatly moved Gankun's skill and easily reversed Gankun's second spirit. Unexpectedly, among the students I contacted, there were also masters practicing.

I have been in charge of consulting international students in Zi Xuan. Zi Xuan is slim and beautiful. When she smiles, she has two dimples on her face, which is very pleasing. Zi Xuan doesn't call me teacher. Every time we meet, my sister calls me, which is very affectionate. I have been in contact with Zi Xuan for a long time. As early as in my mind, I drew a picture of studying abroad for her, waiting for her to sign a contract with me. Zi Xuan's family conditions are not bad, and the cost of studying abroad is not difficult for her family, but every time she talks about signing a contract, she says she hasn't considered it yet and has to wait. Well, as long as you are patient, I won't force it.

Unlike other students, Zi Xuan didn't sign a contract, but he came to our company very frequently. Magpie comes to see us almost every week, twittering, and he also has a notebook with many questions on it. Before he left, Zi Xuan begged me to give her some information so that she could take it back and study it carefully. I found that the problem in Zi Xuan is not what foreign students should know, but what the study consultants think. I suspected that she was a spy sent by other study agents. I went to her school to find out and proved that she was indeed a student. However, Zi Xuan's behavior is really strange, and I began to think, is she working part-time in another company?

I began to be wary of Zi Xuan and kept my mouth shut about any information she shouldn't know. No matter whether she is coquetry or cheating, I will press the cork tightly and remain unmoved. I won't open the cork until I sign the contract and pay the money. Zi Xuan can't carrot and stick; he's in tears. I wonder, is Zi Xuan excited?

Zi Xuan finally told me the truth. She agrees with my professional ability, so she often asks various professional questions. But she can't sign with me. She wants to sign a contract with another agency. Is there such a bully? Get all kinds of information from me and sign a contract with others!

Zi Xuan said sweetly that she went to several study abroad agencies, and most of them recognized my ability, but she took a fancy to the fresh meat of other companies and fell in love with the consultant of another company. The problem is that Xiaorou's entry time is too short, her business is very unskilled, and she is embarrassed to ask her colleagues for fear of losing face. Zi Xuan wants to help him get information from me, then pass it on to him, and then let him make a plan to study in Zi Xuan. Zi Xuan, you are playing Gankun's moves!

Zi Xuan turned to me for help in tears. I asked Zi Xuan if she was in love with little fresh meat. Zi Xuan nodded and shook his head, oneself also say not clearly. Still unrequited love for a long time. Zi Xuan was blinded by small fresh meat. You choose a study abroad consultant to study abroad, and you are carried away by your own emotions. Do you think this is responsible for yourself? As soon as I opened my mouth, I hit her where it hurts: you want to study abroad for a year or two, and he is developing in China. Is it possible for you to fall in love? Are you sure he won't be tempted to meet other lovely girls? Zi Xuan just looked at me and said, I don't want these. I just like him and want to help him. It seems that I am worried. However, I don't object to your idea of adult beauty, but why do you want to give my labor to others for free? Even if I agree, can our company allow this? !

Zi Xuan again how to entwine, I won't be confused. I told Zi Xuan that if I accepted, I would sign the contract, and I promised to open a way for her to study abroad. If you don't sign a contract with me, then stop rubbing information. If you come again, I can only leave you a window. No way!

Face up to your sad character and say: I don't care about perfunctory people who don't enter my heart.

1, you think he will be moved by enthusiasm and initiative. You think he will be heartbroken if you lose. In fact, there is nothing, only your despicable actions again and again.

Don't complain when choosing the direction and road. Only after experiencing the storm of the journey can one finally hold the rainbow sky.

3, you can't walk into that person's heart, not necessarily because you don't work hard enough, but because that person is constantly strengthening the wall in his heart.

You haven't seen me take a shower, because you sent me a message, and I wiped my hands and called you back for a second. Haven't you ever seen me sleepy and told you to wait until you fell asleep? You haven't seen me excited because you care about me. You haven't seen me waiting for your reply with my mobile phone every day. You have never seen me smile at the thought of you, so you don't know how to cherish it.

The real disappointment is not yelling, crying or losing your temper with you, but being silent. I don't think everything you do has anything to do with me.

6. It's not that I don't contact you, it's that you make me feel that I'm bothering you.

7. Have you ever met such a person, knowing that there will be no result, knowing that they will part one day, but still wanting to hold his hand and accompany him to the end of the road?

8. How many people have been diluted for one of you? As a result, you left and they left.

9. When you go all out to be nice to someone. You have become a fool, deaf and have nothing in your eyes but him. Even the injury has become a test of love. You are still silly to encourage yourself to be strong!

10, the more you grow up, the more you understand that what you need is no longer crazy love, but someone who won't leave you.

1 1, sometimes forgetting is the best relief; Sometimes, silence is the best way to tell.

12, good temper is cultivated, bad habit is cultivated, the person you love cured your temper, and the person who loves you endured your temper.

13, there are always some songs that make us cry. But what makes us sad is not the song itself, but the people hidden in the memories.

14, I'd rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it. Who can enter my heart, I will be king. I don't care about those who don't enter my heart.

15, it's good not to wear glasses. If you want to see it closer, if you don't want to see it, you won't see it if you go farther.

16, I never left you a message, never took the initiative to find you, never called you, never sent you a text message, and I just passed you by, smiled and even laughed like a passer-by. It's not that I pretend to be lofty, but that you miss me.

The most valuable QQ space to collect: I feel sorry that you missed me.

1, maybe I ate too much salt, and I always miss you when I am free.

2. I want to go to many places when I am alone. When I am alone, I just want to stay where I have you.

Maybe the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.

4. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

I'm sorry for missing me.

6. I don't want to pass by your world, nor do I want to wait for you at the end. If I can, I hope to travel around the world with you, and then go to the end together.

7. Cherish the person who makes you happy when you are sad, not those who leave when you are angry.

8. liking a person means that he is happy and you are happy. You have to go wherever he goes, but you can't like the person he likes.

9. All I need is someone who will fully protect me, avoid my panic and never give up on me anyway.

10, sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Sometimes I always feel that others ignore you, but in fact it may be that you are too idle.

1 1, whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, a day with you is a beautiful day.

12, your voice is the best, your body smells the best, your smile looks the best, and you have everything I like.

13, I like people who will ask me what I am doing in a short time and stick to me and share interesting things with me all the time, which makes me feel very needed.

14, not everyone has such a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who is willing to accommodate you, don't polish Ta's feelings.

15, I heard many people's love stories, both good and bad. I just want to thank you. I met you.

16. When you fall in love with someone, the chance of saying "I love you" is only 1%. How to prove that your love accounts for the other 99%?

17, probably, no matter what kind of future, I want to see it with you.

18, what a lovely world, there are people you love and people who love you.

19, only people who don't love you will give beautiful and moving reasons for leaving you. Even if the person who loves you is tortured by reality, the word goodbye can't be said to you.

20. The best state of two people's love is to find someone who can get along well, be comfortable together, miss each other for a long time, be quiet for a long time, want to make a scene, have a quarrel, and immediately regret giving up.

2 1, it turns out that when I grow up, I am nothing, I will still make mistakes, and I will still be confused. I regret not being worse to the people I hate, and I cherish the people I like more.

22, nonsense, because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

Time will tell you that the more ordinary the company, the longer it will take.

24. There must be love in this world that can win the time difference and survive the distance, as long as he believes and as long as you persist.

25. If a man really loves you, he will only work hard for fear that he can't take care of you. If he cares about everything about you and loses his temper with you casually, it just shows that he loves himself and has no ability and ability to love you.

I don't know why I like you, but if I had to do it all over again, I would still choose you.

27. There is no secret in the so-called growing old together. It is just to save some feelings and know some gratitude during the Cold War when you are in love.

28. When two people are together, one plus one is not equal, but each person cuts off zero points and then adds up to equal.

29, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.