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Sentences frequently sent by friends (32 selected sentences)
2, temper this thing, it is nature to send it out, and it is skill to get it back. A true master of life never lets his emotions control him.
3, people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.
4. How can you understand the words vicissitudes of life and apathy of the world without reading it? Without looking at the delicate and charming flowers, how can you know the prosperity and glitz? You can only understand it if you have experienced it.
Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.
6, the four major sorrows of life: long drought and rain, only one drop; Meet an old friend in another country and touch the creditor; Wedding night, next door; I was dreaming when I wanted to be the first.
7. Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, let alone a substitute for anyone.
8. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you, and when you surpass others a lot, others will envy you.
9. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.
10, women like ugly men, not ugly men.
1 1. I left my hometown last year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.
12, full of thorns, others will take care of your feelings. You are so soft that everyone wants to rub it. How comfortable!
13, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.
14, only young people are still crying for love, and we adults only cry for poverty.
15, nothing. 12 Anyone who needs you to stay up after midnight can't get health. Remember, you can only live for a lifetime.
No matter where in the world, money is always the most effective and direct passport.
17, humor and funny are two different things. Humor can make people feel the existence of wisdom. Compared with funny, funny grades are obviously lower.
18, some questions, silence is the answer, dodging is the answer, not taking the initiative is the answer, and you don't understand these.
19. Sometimes, if the other person keeps avoiding the questions you ask, it is to tell you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.
20. When a person doesn't love you. You are acting, you are jealous, you are narrow-minded, you care about disturbing, you care about being idle.
2 1. True love is that he can pass more than 10 million beautiful women with breasts and thighs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.
22. No one can accompany you unconditionally forever. You know, even the shadow won't be there when it rains!
23. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
24. Don't ignore me just because I like you. I'm telling you, I can take you down at any time.
25, sometimes really hate damn self-esteem, because of it, we missed too much.
26. If your heart is full of sleeping lake water, I will write your riddle on the moon, you will whisper, and I will blow away the stars.
27. What does Xiu En 'ai mean by dying fast? It means that girls sleep on the shoulders of boys every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.
28. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.
29. Hope for the best, try your best, prepare for the worst and hold the best attitude.
Don't worry too much about the present and the future. When you experience something, the scenery in front of you is different from before.
3 1, because things change, that place is not what it used to be. Maybe the place is still there, but people can't go.
32. We always think that the brain is the smartest organ in the human body, but think about it, this judgment is made by the brain.
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