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How to bask in your Sichuan dialect?

1. Multiple-choice questions (4 points for each question)

1. It's a "chore" to repair your house at your own expense. Miscellaneous strength means ()

A is beautiful, B is bad, C is generally falling down.

2: The woman walking on the bar is Xiao Yang's "new money". The new silver refers to ()

A Xiao Yang's mother B Xiao Yang's grandmother C Xiao Yang's sister D Xiao Yang's wife

3: Zhang San and Li Si are fighting by the ditch, and Zhang San will pick up the "goose fishing stone" and lean on your skull. "Goose fishing for stones" refers to ()

A wood block B mud camel camel C sand D cobblestone

4: Zhang San quarreled with Li Si, and Zhang San scolded Li Si for "Cow J brought you out". Look at your mother's "Ghosts criticize gods" and "Ghosts criticize gods" means ()

A is beautiful, B is long, and generally C is like a ghost, D does not mean looks < Play with ha to get back to wow "dry" means ()

A eat, B play with c to help cook, D set the dragon gate array

6: Kitchen head line, The "stealing oil" and "stealing oil" of miscellaneous trees means ()

A dermatophagoides B flies C mosquitoes D roaches

7: Reading and killing oranges is a big "pot earworm" and "pot earworm" means ()

A cricket B mosquitoes C mantis D grasshoppers

8: Giving treasures means ()

. Frog B, cricket C, black frog D in the water

1 pieces of three to Li Si's home, Li Si's mother said that "Albania has boiled water", and Zhang San replied that "eight gains" means ()

A's nothing, B'm not thirsty for C's mouth, D's comfortable

2: Explain and make sentences in Ya 'an dialect (2 points for each question)

1, The egg's quest for success is 2 clips, 3 busy, 1 shock, 4 tables, and 5 praises. Liezi 6 is not prosperous, 7 is not prosperous, and 8 is eccentric with sharp teeth. < P > On the 9th, the tadpole 1 dishes are made. 3. Translate the following two paragraphs into Mandarin, with 1 points for each question.

1: Grandpa Xiaohong is going to get ready for the show tomorrow. Today, early in the morning, he arched the pig's nose, washed it clean, and tied it with dried straw. A woman came up to him and asked him, pig nose arches cost a lot of money a catty, and his grandfather said, le, a dollar and a half. A woman hurried back to tell him. Enzyme, it's so expensive, so I'll buy more for you. Why not?