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I'm more rogue than a rogue.
"Man" has an irreplaceable hegemony. "Woman" has a gentleness and exclusiveness.
Actually, I'm not that strong. I just try to be brave again and again.
It's not terrible to meet hooligans. I'm more rogue than a rogue.
When I was a child, I desperately wanted to grow up. When I grew up, I found that my childhood was the most perfect.
An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is a fact. So everything, no explanation.
I don't care, you don't care, what will happen to us?
In the last hour of holding hands with you, I found that I still love you. ☆。
I am not a straw boat, and you are not Zhuge Liang. You don't have to complain to me.
Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.
Don't flirt with me, sister-in-law will make you a legend. ——
We don't accept gifts this year, but we accept apples when we receive gifts.
You cried heartbreakingly, but we didn't withdraw from Korea, so we had to sigh helplessly.
I'm not super Mary. I can't afford the RMB you want.
When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I always stay at home.
In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I give you roses, which are fragrant in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me my rose back, my hand hurts.
The road to success is always under construction.
I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.
Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.
Still sexy when I was a child, my ass was exposed every day.
Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.
I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! "Another bottle.
It is about to enter the third grade, but it is not enough.
It is not necessarily gold that shines, but a light bulb; It is not necessarily diamonds that shine, but plastics.
If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, derailment is spiritual; I am a classroom, but I am heartless. ...
The exam is coming, but it's a pity that everyone else is reviewing while I'm previewing. What's more, I didn't review as well as others.
Don't be afraid to meet hooligans, be more hooligans than hooligans.
He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like eating melons.
To turn dreams into reality, the first step is to be sober.
Beauty is in affectionate eyes, while idiots are in heartless eyes.
I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.
For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
Classic sentence: Nothing is wrong, nothing is money.
Women, showing wisdom is sexier than showing thighs.
I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.
The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.
It's not that I'm spinning, it's that your brain cells are failing and you can't rotate.
But gold always shines, and you glass slag can only reflect light.
Do nothing after graduation and be my wife.
Pick up the red envelope and open it. It says "Another packet".
All winds that don't aim at snowing are hooligans.
This wind is really obscene, and it dried my lips.
Others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.
Say that women are a disaster, you are a disaster.
Laugh for ten years, laugh for two years and you'll be killed.
Whenever people ask me what to do, I will say I will die.
Life is a moving person and death is a moving soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?
I don't wear tights to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.
Boss, have a bottle of 520 so that I can stick my broken heart together.
If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.
I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.
Don't be afraid to meet hooligans, be more hooligans than hooligans.
Youth is rushing, and then falling down beautifully.
It's not that I don't understand, it's that the book doesn't let me understand.
Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover that can disfigure people.
Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were young then.
When it thundered, I stood under the big tree and said to God, I want to go there, too.
This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.
Popular online classic quotations.
The network popular classic quotation 1, those emotions involved by you, deduce our simple happiness.
It's getting dark again, and this busy city is going to fall asleep again.
I am afraid of hurting others. I'm also afraid that others will hurt me. So I told myself. Be independent. Be strong. Be brave. Live beautifully.
I lost myself in love, but I couldn't find the exit of my dream.
5. We are like moldy toffee. Even sugar still tastes musty.
6. You hug me and I snuggle on your shoulder. This is the life I want.
If you are deeply hurt by him, please thank him for his kindness.
8. I am just the antidote to your loneliness, just a supporting role in your life.
9. I have no talent for playing games, so I take every relationship seriously.
10, in other people's lives, I am just a supporting role.
1 1, do whatever you want with me, but I only have one request, that is, stay with me, the only request.
12, write a memory, draw a happiness, the fireworks are so brilliant.
13. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to accompany him for a lifetime.
14, I am not as strong as you see, but I am not used to crying in front of people.
15, accustomed to the habit that should not be accustomed to, but obsessed with the persistence that should not be persistent.
16, giving is not necessarily rewarding. No pains, no gains.
17, the sky that hasn't cleared for a long time still keeps your smile.
18, I would rather hurt myself than the person I love.
19, what will you see, listen to a song, think of me?
20. It's hard to keep in mind, but it's not necessarily better to say it.
2 1, I was still waiting for you, but you forgot you were here.
22. Try to like and love until it is fragmented, just for a little hope.
23. What do you want me to believe? After I am confused, all I see is darkness.
24. What do you want to buy me? I just hope you are healthy.
25. When Pan Jinlian fell in love with Wu Dalang, it was the time when we became extinct.
26, helpless how to let go of the love you gave. I will stick to my promise and never let go, that's all.
From this moment on, I don't want to and can't miss you anymore.
28. It really doesn't matter if the answer to your choice question is not me. I will leave quietly.
29. When I found the long white hair on the dresser, I found that my mother was really old.
30. I found that people always lose something before they find the value of that thing, so they make compensation like life.
After many years, I don't need you to be my eyes, and I still live as usual.
32. I am yellow, the Yellow River is my mother river, and there is a mountain called Huangshan in my hometown, so I am yellow!
33. A person's love. Sorrow is a river upstream.
34. Don't wronged yourself for others and change yourself. You are unique, precious, proud and beautiful. You must love yourself.
35. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.
36. Once, I missed a love train. I can't wait for such sincere love when I miss you. I realized that it was called the last bus.
37, a person, a dream, an empty city, a lifetime of heartache.
38. The person who makes you cry is the one you love. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you.
39. Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.
40. Seeing you say you don't love me in pain, I tried to hold back my tears and pretended not to care.
4 1, love is a rubber band game, and the injured one is always the one who won't let go.
42. Get used to one's world, because one's world is best understood by oneself.
43. I left you at the corner and turned to leave.
44. I don't expect too much, just ask you to be by my side.
45. I'll go if the mountain doesn't come.
46. Autumn is the season of missing. In this season, there will always be some things and people that make us unconsciously miss the past.
47. When single people walk in the street and see couples, they will show envious eyes.
48. Many times, we may not miss a person, but miss those lost times.
49. Only after being displaced from place to place can we re-examine the traces left by time in our hearts.
50. Wait, you are the one I am waiting for.
5 1, time is divided diagonally, stop your kindness to me and disintegrate our dependence.
52. We seem to be playing a game in which I ignore you and you ignore me.
53. I began to realize that my waiting had nothing to do with you.
54. You are a lamp in my life, and you are incomparable beauty. You just don't believe I love you.
55. Lonely melody wafted from the window, and the room was filled with sadness.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
57. I am human. Not your toy. Please don't play with my feelings.
58. Silence is the source of fear and giggle is the root of injustice.
59.Doraemon! Can you burn my gong? Change a big pocket!
60. Being able to smile calmly when you are despised is self-confidence.
6 1, the hair can be shorter and longer; Heartbroken, you can put it together again; But people are empty and can't go back.
62. What is romance? Maybe a word, a look, a smile or a period of time!
63. I am in the memory of the wind and snow all over the sky, but in which dictionary do you interpret the transformation?
I feel honored to have a mother who loves me so much.
65. Uncontrollable emotions make me feel that I am torturing myself.
66. I am not someone of yours, and I don't need you to pretend to me.
67. This is a formal breakup, and I don't want to go back.
68. When you enter my lovesick door, you will know that I am lovesick for a long time.
69. I use my own thoughts to imagine a pure white ceremony that belongs to you.
70. I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of paying too much and getting too little in return.
7 1, once a girl, now she, seeing her will still touch my buried memory!
72. If I had explained it one more time, would we still be together?
Maybe in my life, you are just a passer-by. But after all, it was 500 times of looking back in previous lives that made us pass by in this life.
74. I don't understand the darkness of day and night, and some people don't understand the beauty of stars.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
76. If you can't get it, you will live in your heart forever.
77. In love, the first person who is seduced dies the worst; Love the deepest, hurt the deepest; Those who can't extricate themselves are often the most infatuated.
78. Memories are both beautiful and sad. The better the memories, the more I want to go back to the past. Memories, I don't understand.
79. There is betrayal in lies and meanness in promises.
80. Why is it difficult for me to have a beautiful love? Do you want to play me like this?
8 1, many times, a person finds himself in love with someone, all at the time of parting from that person.
82. Women who have been hurt by love; The same weight, the same weight, even the dew can't be washed clean.
83. When everything is gone with the wind, those special moments become eternity.
If I can give you happiness, I will never just touch you.
85. In love, only those who are willing to be fools have no real fools.
86. When I am sad, I just want to walk here quietly.
87. It is a kind of happiness to receive short messages from others. In fact, people who can receive text messages in time are happier.
88. Your departure made me understand how hypocritical the world is.
If I stop giving my heart to anything and anyone, maybe I really won't feel any more pain.
90, there is always a place, a person, let your heart, nostalgia. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable.
9 1, a person has one heart but two atria. One lives in happiness, and the other lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, it will wake up the sadness next to you.
92. We always meet the best love when we know nothing about it.
93. Now, I sleep at dawn and get up at dark. In my life, there is only the moon without the sun.
94, a person crying, a person drunk. A person's suffering is his own experience.
95. When I am used to everything you have, you cruelly ask me to change.
96. I don't care about the present, I only care about our future!
97. We are far from giving up love. We are obsessed with our seven years.
98. For me, you are my world. But what am I to you, an accessory or a substitute?
99. Are we all shouldering too many burdens? Can we be selfish?
100, once the vows of eternal love, no matter how beautiful, is just a lie.
10 1, she pursued love and found it. Love is always a thousand turns.
102, happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is far away that I can never touch.
103, women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.
104, love is a jerk's perfunctory, and a fool's grievance is perfect.
105, love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.
106, like a fool, at all costs.
107. If you are simple, the world is simple for you.
108, I drank this pungent white wine painfully, and the tumbling made me uncomfortable.
109, promises are always fragile, and memories are always unparalleled.
1 10, I just fell in love with you, so I am humbler than you, smaller than you, despised by you, despised by you, and not cherished by you.
1 1 1. Love is so sad that it only recalls expired love.
1 12, don't take my love for you as your despicable capital, because you don't deserve it!
1 13. Life is like a naughty child, who enjoys playing cruel games with us.
For you, I will never stop.
1 15, the so-called empathy is just a plan to make up for it.
1 16, true love can't be bought with money, and what money can buy will stop at that night forever.
1 17, even if you cry, it is not because you can't let go, but because you are wronged.
1 18, I hope to find such a person, even if he knows how crazy I am, he doesn't want me to become another person.
1 19, sometimes it is a kind of torture to care too much about yourself.
120, always say that what is yours is yours, but I don't believe that happiness comes by myself.
12 1, some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.
122, who is the poison and who is your baby? You need to know with your own heart.
123, racing against time is a stupid decision.
124, sometimes destiny takes a hand, there is no need to force it in life.
125, feelings will be strong and weak. Even if there are thousands of give up and give up, it can't stop it from leaving.
126, you are ruthless, and the past is like yesterday.
127, if you never leave, I will live and die together.
128, the cloudy sky can't erase the color we love.
129, once tenacious and beaten, has become the present life.
130, one person becomes two people, which may be happiness.
13 1. Silence is an excuse for fear, and smirking is a reason for injustice.
132, gorgeous silence, perhaps liberation.
133, you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.
134, I really want to forget you, but no matter how hard I try, you will exist.
135, thank you for your kindness and perfunctory, which left me scarred.
136, a person's life should be rich and flawed, and defects are the export of the soul.
137, I'm very upset. How long can I be strong if I hide in a corner where no one is crying?
138, it turns out that the person I have loved for so long and kept in my heart for so long turned out to be an irresponsible person.
139, do you have my name in your heart, too? I have always been there and loved it.
140, dating for a year and a half, she said to stop for a year and a half and continue forever.
14 1, love is a balance, one party pays more, and the other party holds it high. This is a bad thing, what compensation is not a good thing?
142, crazy in love, you are beautiful tonight.
143, no matter in hard love, I finally got a smile.
144, how the years have changed, I still cling to the old times.
A collection of classic quotations from popular networks.
1. A man fooling a woman is called flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
2. Bless those friends who vent through the Internet again: hold the Chinese pencil in your hand and look at the words on it: 2B!
3. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!
Feeding 22% of the world's population with 7% arable land is not an achievement at all. Look at Japan. Known as Niu B, 90% of the world's pornography is produced with 65438+ 0.5% of the world's population.
I stared into your eyes and found deep black loneliness. You said it was because the night was too short. You looked into my eyes and found a burning thorn. I said it was because I slept on the electric mattress-I was angry. ....
6. In life, everyone is an actor, and only the best of them pretend to be B.
7. How to meet the low tide of life after a high tide overnight?
8. I like men to show women. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.
9. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim. ....
10. The ancients said that an inch is long and an inch is strong, and an inch is small and an inch is clever-I am sometimes strong and sometimes clever.
1 1. Jiangshan is so lucky that countless heroes bend over. I am a clever old man, but I can't do it if I want to. I searched for a 34D hug, which is obviously too high. ...
12. Being bored means no one is chatting with you.
13. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.
14. I really want to wear a pair of shoes and carry thermos flask to the streets to play Hennessy XO every day.
15. You've been lovelorn more times than you've lost football in China.
16. People's peach blossoms come and go, just like the physiological cycle.
17. I envy her being able to go clubbing after her injury. I envy him so much. I can soak three after the injury.
18. Elite, as fine as an eagle.
19. I am poorer than the poor and middle peasants!
20.AV, the most valuable and potential brand in Japan, is much stronger than LV. . .
2 1. I recalled 250 times in my last life and got the rape of Jing Ye.
22. Buddha said that a person's life is between breaths. I feel ashamed to hear that, because my life is still entangled in QQ.
23. Really pretend to force, dare to face your face without thickness ~
24. People are floating in rivers and lakes. Who can avoid being stabbed? The rivers and lakes are stormy, and wine is like a steel knife. Glaring mountains and rivers, jade arm leading coquettish, get a knife, let me scream. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, one knife at a time. Knife knife disease such as electricity, from the back of the head. There are herbs in the world, and herbs are poison. There are a thousand willows, and only one underpants is left.
25. I don't want to look for anything when I look up at the sky alone. I am just lonely.
26. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.
27. My uncle hates my sister-in-law when he comes to use it.
28. words are like shooting. If you write too much and shoot too much, it will be sparse. After years of splashing ink, it seems to be indulgence, but it is not nirvana, a romantic affair.
29. Are you free tonight? Come to my house to eat noodles and take a bath! (quite obscure)
30. Medicine tonic is not as good as food tonic, and food tonic is not as good as complementary yin and yang.
3 1. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not.
There are actually two kinds of so-called "poor households"-poor due to lack of money and poor due to lack of sleep. After all, it's both.
33. the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and Niu bi works overtime to knock on the computer.
34. The old friend said goodbye, looked at the three confidants and sang * * * like three lovers on the pillow. Uncle dug three holes, put three holes, put one hole, put two holes, and repeatedly put your ya designated concussion.
35. My period is coming, can the safety period be far behind?
36. Long-term low-cost acquisition of various idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.
37. I want to eat sugar white rabbit milk.
38. People are floating in rivers and lakes, and no one can help Man Xiu.
39. I am not lonely, because I am accompanied by loneliness.
40. Buddies have a good psychological quality, just like no psychological quality.
4 1.man show- this is polite YnbspD
42. A bad one-night stand might as well stay at home and fantasize.
43. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.
44. When philanderer meets the water-based floret, it will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual storm.
45. Petty bourgeois mind, angry upper body, punk lower body, Gothic mind. -These are four new people in the new era.
46. There is no heart, no money, no money, no affection, no fate, and some are getting divorced.
47. I didn't do it for money, I did it for a living. I don't want to have sex. I love you.
48. It's getting cold. Please put on your clothes in time and pay attention to warmth and lust.
49. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
50. Life is like a super girl, and those who stick to it to the end are pure men.
5 1. Wine always reminds men of women, and wine also reminds women of men. The only difference is that men think of all kinds of women after drinking; When a woman drinks, she often only thinks of a man, and often thinks of a man who abandoned her.
According to the political book, it is not others who rule this country, but me, the proletariat. I lead rich peasants, landlords, capitalists and all rich bad guys to communism! ! ! !
53. If she loves me like KFC, she will cheat when she sees aunt abalone. If my loyalty to him is as sweet as Yili milk, give me a bowl of rock candy bird's nest, and I will definitely betray it.
54. There is a heart hidden under Niu Bi's appearance. ...
55. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.
56. A winding river in front of my brother; There are waves on my sister's chest
57. Tears are the most overbearing hidden weapon. Gu Long said: Women's tears are simply more terrible than hidden weapons's. No matter how good hidden weapons is, you can at least hide. Women can't even hide their tears. No matter how great hidden weapons is, he can punch a few holes in you at most, but a woman's tears can break your heart.
58. Humanity Humanity means that people have sex, that is, they don't know their surnames, but they also have sexual requirements.
59. My wish: I get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.
It's strange that women know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.
6 1. The ancients said: Think twice before you act; Modern people pay attention to: 34 and then D.
62. People who like drinking also like women and friends more. Because when drinking, it is easy to think of women and talk about friends.
63. The world is big and a bed is small. The two people in bed used to be very nice, but they can't grow old together.
64. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
65. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.
66. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations. Have you ever seen anyone thank you like this? )
67. Is the drop in wages called negative growth or growth? Is it passive power+rape or power+rape ~
68. Love is a scam, and I am at best an undercover ~
69. I am also the seed of infatuation. It rained ... and I drowned.
70. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.
72. Once I got drunk and took a taxi, my brother said, did you drink? I said: drink a lot. My brother said, I also drank. Scared me out of the sliding door. Brother said: I'll drink it when I get home later.
73. My only property is the 80G porn on my hard disk.
74. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.
75. If the heart doesn't follow love, it will be a night.
76. My brother is a legend. Don't ask me which unit I work in.
77. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
78. Sudan Red has a ten-year incubation period. This wedding cake disappeared as soon as it was eaten in Lima.
79. Love is a luxury. It's like a fox coat in a Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch it, because it is indispensable to meet the right person at the right time and in the right place.
80. The bombarded head was also combed by lightning.
8 1. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad in the world: ups and downs, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. . . .
82. Geography teacher: What would our world be like if the earth stopped turning? Little B: Even if the earth doesn't turn, we will continue to turn around the Party Central Committee with President Hu as the core.
83. The freedom of being single belongs to adult bachelors. They all show their thighs, step on high heels and smell the fragrance. Beautiful big girls are more energetic than each other!
84. After listening to your words, saints study.
85. I slowly discovered that talent is a demon! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue!
86. Loneliness said to me: I left, and then I really disappeared. But when I turned around, I saw her there again. I said, didn't I leave? She said, I didn't leave, but I came. I just left my sister. I am her sister. My name is loneliness.
87. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!
88. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
89. Yuanyang played with water and all his mother drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
90. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
9 1. God arranged for me to be an affectionate person, but arranged for me to meet countless heartless people, so I finally honed myself into a promiscuous person. Others are loved by everyone, and I am loved by everyone.
The important task of post-92.80 is to create post-80 s.
93. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.
94. I have a good background, and I only have a back.
95. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
96. It's important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ..... Everyone knows what happened afterwards.
97. Some people say that I don't talk to her on QQ. How could I? As long as you don't mate, how to communicate will do.
98. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
99. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
100. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.
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