Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I knew it.

I knew it.

First of all, we have to step on the creaking snow and pass by the unique shop. We will hold steaming milk tea and make an appointment to go together next time.

Second, people like me, no one lied to me on April Fool's Day.

Third, every time I think about how to bully you, I feel that biu biu biu biu exudes wisdom.

Fourth, I lost because you gave scissors and I gave cloth.

I would rather suffer than be given alms by others.

Every time you are sad, you are angry with me. If you knew the meaning of teasing, you wouldn't think so. You make others laugh and force yourself.

Seven, the world is too fake, I'm serious!

8. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

How much do you like her? Why don't you chase her here and waste my youth?

Ten, it is easy to spend money, it is not easy to make money, and save money.

No matter how many times you quarrel and say hurtful things, you will get back together eventually, because you can't bear each other. It feels so good.

Twelve, don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be greedy for money, don't seduce, don't be afraid of the future, don't miss the past, so be safe.

Thirteen, there may always be regrets in life, but the future is still beautiful.

I don't think you are much better than me, but I envy the person you love and love you wholeheartedly.

1. [Silence is a more complete disappointment than cursing]

If there are boys around you who are devoted to you, I just want to say that you are very lucky.

I don't care if you can say you like me on April Fool's Day, even if you just send all your QQ friends.

Get along too long, and you may find that I am incomplete. If you are not afraid of us, you will become close friends.

18. I would rather suffer than be given alms by others.

19. No matter how hard I try, I can't catch up with one tenth of her in your heart.

In fact, you don't think it's worth trying to please me.

2 1. I don't like initiative because I'm afraid I'll end up narcissistic. ]

Twenty-two, what they paid, she never forgot every minute.

Twenty-three, suddenly my nose is sour, but it is inexplicably funny.

24. All who should come and all who should go. Don't resist, don't stay, don't be greedy, don't give up, don't worry.

Twenty-five, my life, only static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over while sleeping.

Twenty-six, some people, who have experienced storms, are still there; Some people are indifferent to themselves but go further and further.

I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say regret.

If you are not satisfied with me, please come and tell me directly. Don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.

Twenty-nine, the charm of money has forced countless women to bend over.

Cover up sadness, loneliness, and the first experience of love.

Thirty-one, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, why care about not belonging to you?

32. [I still hope to hear from you, seeing you is instinct]

Thirty-three, a simple little love song sings our little emotions.

Thank you for your shadow, for your darkness, for your ups and downs, for your hardships, for your slander, and for loving me all the time.

How much time will you lend me to at least let you know that I once loved you like a life?

No matter what kind of equipment you have, you will be shot dead by me in the love game.

Can you give me red roses on white sheets or white wedding dresses on red carpets?

Love deceives each other with meanness and desolation, and it is always tired to be loyal to you with a smile.

Thirty-nine, I will probably be content to be your moon during the day and your thin windbreaker in winter.

Forty, [How can a rotten person like me deserve friends and lovers]

41. While meddling in my affairs, you should first consider who you are.

Forty-two, don't think too well of anyone, and don't think too badly of anyone. This is something you don't know.

Forty-three, what's wrong with being fat Fat people can pinch their faces in warm winter and cool in summer.

Even if you are no longer you, how can I not love you?

Forty-five, don't come near me, I will stab your rose.

46. Forgive me for lusting after you without a good result.

Forty-seven, I can cry all the time without being lonely.

48. I need someone who can take my name as a mantra.

I miss you so much that I keep it in my heart as a secret.

I'm 50, not afraid of you, not timid, just don't want to cause trouble to my parents at home.

On the Personality of Domineering Girls

1, our love has been marked by you. 2. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

Looking back, I found this road so lonely.

I'd rather be a little fatter and more delicate. Don't be thin and like.

5. Darkness is really the pain of doomed failure.

6, must be sunny, look at that red makeup, especially enchanting.

7. brag and ruin your future. Pull somebody else's eggs and find ugliness.

8. Life is like copying, which is repeated every day.

Give me a bag of rice today and I'll give you a grain tomorrow.

10, the wall has fallen, and it is also a kindness not to push.

1 1. The day after tomorrow we will know what will happen tomorrow.

12, who should be robbed by whom, who becomes who's obsession.

13, I am not noble, but not every man has a chance.

14, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

15, life can stop and rest, but we can't move forward.

16, you said I was wrong, so you'd better prove that you are right.

17, whoever disturbs my silence, I will destroy his glory.

18, life without struggle is in vain, and life without suffering is boring.

19, don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

20. No matter how beautiful love is, it can't escape the fate of withering.

2 1, only when the tide is low will you know who is swimming naked!

22. If love leaves reality, it is not love, but ambiguity.

23, male drag, also dumped, swinging in my blacklist.

24. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

25. I think, if there is a sound, I'm afraid you are already deafening!

Life is nine times out of ten, so don't complain too much.

27. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

I will let go, please give me a reason to leave you.

29. When you find that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.

30. Everything has a beginning and never ends.

3 1, blind worship in youth is worthless and rash for you and me.

32. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't say what you like to hear.

33. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

34, the beauty of a gentleman's adult, the villain wins the love of others, and the bitch loves it.

When I was a child, I thought there were only two countries in the world, China and foreign countries.

36. Come on, I will wait for you in the water; Fire, I will wait for you in the ashes.

Everyone knows that there is a natural phenomenon in the world called a mirage.

38. Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape from the heavy rain.

39. Waiting is not to let you come back. But to find an excuse not to leave.

40. Since it ends with a lie, why bother to start with a lie?

4 1, always care about what others think of you, then you will always be the slave of others.

42. Sometimes I feel useless and don't know how to find my starting point.

43. When youth is over, it's not just the heart that accidentally leaves fragments and hurts.

44. Now that society is too dark, it is time to set up a folk killer organization.

45, lovelorn is not a bad thing, it may be the beginning of your next happiness.

46. The highest level of friends is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

47. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

48. Man, you are handsome and awkward. If you want to play with love, please go home and grow good food first.

49. I don't expect anything I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

50. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.

5 1, everyone else will go to see the meteor shower, so let's go to see the thunderstorm together!

52. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

53. I am happy for you if you are doing well, and I am happy for the whole world if you are not doing well.

54. When love comes, it leaves a trace, and all the sweetness is just the beginning.

55. I don't have much money or a beautiful city. All I have is loneliness.

56. Passing by is always a stranger, thinking that passing by is a kind of fate.

57. Love is when two people in love can't trust each other and then torture each other.

58. The best feeling between two people is that they don't like each other on the surface and never give up in their hearts.

59. What a wonderful world it would be if scores could rise like house prices.

60. There is a success called details, a strategy called forbearance, and a love called unrequited love.

6 1, some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

62. The cleverest first skill is to cast a white eye on the world and go with the flow.

63. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!

64. Don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

66. Never lie to people who trust you. Never trust those who lie to you.

You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment. .

68. I thought you would take my left hand and walk with me, but you just wiped your hands with my clothes.

69. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He kept crying and crying, and the result was cute.

70, the silent night, gradually began to understand that some people have some things that are not so easy to predict.

7 1, the current love: a small quarrel in two days, a big quarrel in three days, a breakup in five days, and a good relationship in six days.

72. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

Seeds are always cheaper than fruits, just as money is always more important to some people than anything else.

74. If you hide it in your heart, you have no intention of hiding it, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

75. When there is no movement in your space, the people who come to your space are the ones who really miss you.

76. Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

77. Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

Please cherish the black people around you. Because, if one day coal trucks pass by, they will disappear.

79. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

80. China people are still kind to China people: Newton farted and dropped a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan ended up staying for three days.

8 1, a good man is not allowed to be cool with his daughter-in-law, not allowed to make his daughter-in-law jealous, he must give in when quarreling, and he must hold on when he is beaten!

82. The past is untouchable. If you say you don't care, only you know whether you really don't care.

83. I turned my life into a waiting posture, and I was afraid that you wouldn't come. -What scares me more than not coming is that you come again.

84. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

85. The mind can be dirty, but the body must be healthy, because only a healthy body can support an active soul!

86, the school gate, the door of darkness; Enter the school, the lost city; Into the classroom, hell fence; After school, the battle of chaos; Go home.

87. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth. Sometimes eating is not hungry, just a lonely mouth.

202 1 Don't come near me, I'm afraid of losing it.

20xx latest sad talk about short sentences in cross girl edition

1. The most fun is not enough, but the most painful is love.

2. You have me in your world, but not just me; There is no you in my world, but I just want you.

You are the most beautiful star in the night sky, so you can only see from a distance, but you can't get close.

4. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it but will never contact again?

It is not easy for me to fall in love with you among hundreds of millions of people. Be nice to me, okay?

What can move us is not the lyrics, but the memories hidden behind this song.

7. Don't ask me how I'm doing. No, you can't help me, and it's not your credit.

I don't blame you for not loving me. I blame you for being too involved in the play.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see me.

10. Life is like a movie. Memories are memories after all, and they can never go back.

1 1. Loneliness is when you buy a cup of coffee or milk tea and suddenly want to go to the bathroom, only to find that you don't know where to put the cup.

12. I set up special care for you, but you set up access rights for me.

13. Don't come near me, I'm afraid of losing.

14. All endings have been written and all tears have set out.

15. Life is actually a seven-color board, with the hardships of chasing dreams, the desire for success, the pain of failure, and we have to smile and sing that life.

16. Because I love you, I am sad, heartbroken, tired, cold and willing.

17. Loneliness is not innate, but begins when you really care about someone.

18. I can't stay, but you have to leave one by one.

19. I will wait for you until there is no reason to wait any longer.

20. When I love you, you don't know how to cherish it. When I love you, it is not that I don't love you, but that I can't afford the price you have to pay for your so-called love. . . .

2 1. Like a road idiot, I can walk into your world, but I can't get out.

22. I always think a lot when I am quiet, and then I feel uncomfortable for a long time.

23. Delete and write, write and delete, and finally just say good night.

24. The result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the ending of self-love is bring disgrace to oneself.

25. The reason why our youth is lonely is that we find ourselves lonely at the end.

26. A scene exhausted the clown and made the audience laugh.

27. How many people say they can't live without you, and then where are they?

28. If one day I am cheated by you, please understand that it is not that I am stupid, but that I trust you very much.

29. What is the meaning of eternal love or frustration?

30. Those who intrude into your world without saying hello, it is best not to meet.

3 1. Why are you worried that your mobile phone will automatically turn off when it is dead? It sounds like someone will find you and find you out.

32. Obviously only one of you was deleted, but the whole group was empty.

33. Some things fade when you put up with them. But some people, waiting and waiting, are far away.

Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to talk a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis.

35. No matter how bad things are covered up and seasoned, they can't find their previous taste.

Qq girl's character talks about Daquan girl's character and talk about indifference and domineering.

1, this thing itself is unchanged, it becomes just a human feeling.

2. If two people in the world are destined to love each other, before they meet, he and she will walk evenly towards each other every step, no matter how impossible. I believe. Believe in doomed meeting and separation. People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand but far away. If your love stays in the past, it only belongs to that time; If your love stays in life, it will become eternal, even beyond forever!

3. The difference between liking and liking is probably that you stand by the window with him and watch the scenery outside the window slowly fog. Did he write down your name or asked if you were cold?

4. If loss is pain, are you afraid to pay? If confusion is pain, will you choose to end it? If the pursuit is pain, you will choose stubbornness; If separation is pain, who should I talk to!

True happiness does not depend on any external people or things, nor does it come from fickle emotions and feelings, but a clear, happy and calm state of mind. The biggest obstacle to happiness is asking too much for happiness.

6. I have never felt this way. I think about it every day. Every time I breathe, my heart is occupied, but I am helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you.

7. How can disappointment be the same as anger? Anger just wants to be coaxed. Disappointment is that I don't listen to anything you say, and I begin to think rationally about the meaning of this relationship.

8. Deep friendship is not perfunctory, but tells me that I will not be cold and attentive. At least I can care.

9. What's the biggest lie you've ever heard of a girl? She told me that I would find a better girl than her. I smiled at that time, and there was nothing better than her.

10, weak tears still slide down my nose. I'll walk you to the car, leaving myself with only the pain of wringing my heart.

1 1, perhaps, there are always some things that will stay in the deepest part of life, with deep and shallow traces. If you brush them carefully, you will no longer feel pain. There is only one kind of numbness. Drinking coffee, bitter taste, let me slowly bitter to death.

12, we go to the depths of life as usual, we give up as usual and make up our minds gradually.

13, there are many ways to love someone, maybe you can hide it in your heart.

14, love is coming, of course it is happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we should learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

15, don't be a prisoner, don't replace the freedom of others for your own comfort, worry too much. It's not that I can't move, it's that I can't run, and I love forever. Light love is intense at first, but passionate love will calm down and fade after a long time.

16, I like my present life gradually. There are no surprises and accidents.

17, the man who loves you occasionally looks like a child, a father and a hooligan in front of you.

18, all the bitterness and unwillingness must be accepted with a smile in the end.

19, love, unspeakable pain, I have to endure not to say.

20, perhaps, there are always some things that will stay in the deepest part of life, deep and shallow traces, careful brushing, no longer feel pain, only a numbness. Coffee tastes bitter. Happiness and sadness, everything has become the past, you can still feel the truth and emotion, hypocrisy and sadness. Tears, quietly dripping in coffee.

2 1. Love is tolerance, understanding and staying with you no matter what happens.

22. Stay in their respective ends of the earth, holding the tender feelings of the past, endless sorrow, the distance we can't walk, and the lonely heart with no branches to live in, floating on the sea, cold in the wind and wet in the rain.

23. The summer engraved in my memory is the tears we shed together in the sun.

24. Meeting the right person is not disappointing yourself.

25. I believe it will be better to reduce dependence and expectation.

26. The breeze is blowing, sparkling, fragrant and charming. Lotus leaves roll with the wind, lotus flowers dance, delicate and elegant charm and delicate posture, shy and shy, just like a virgin, eyebrows and almond eyes, which makes people feel pity and gives birth to some tenderness.

27 years old, more rebellious and heavier.

28. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. It is so big that it can certainly accommodate all your grievances.

29. I even want to ring the doorbell and find their dormitory. Then take the girl away. I really love that girl.

30. I remember someone saying: when your tears can't help flowing out, keep your eyes open and don't blink, and you will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy. Heart, at the moment when tears drop, becomes clear!

3 1, the purpose of my approach to you is very simple, that is, I want to marry you and be good to you all my life.

32. Silence can only show that all this is not worth my efforts to tell.

For many years, I have a beautiful wish: I am good to everyone and I hope everyone will be good to me. I just want a reputation, but I can't ruin it. I suddenly realized recently that this is impossible.

34. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

35. If you are a lion, the fox will cheat you: if you are a lamb, the fox will eat you; If you are a fox, the lion will doubt you in case the liar reports you; If you are a liar, your stupidity will make you suffer, and you can't help cooking breakfast for the jackal.

36. Everyone has two paths in life. One is to follow one's heart, which is called a dream. One is to walk with your feet, which is called reality. If the heart goes too slowly, the reality will be pale; If you walk too slowly, your dream won't fly high. The beauty of life is always that the heart is beautiful and can be integrated with the footsteps.

37. Maybe I am really destined to live a lonely and mediocre life, and I will take the thorny road with a smile.

38. Growing up means getting together and getting together again. Keep a proper distance so that each other will not be hurt.

39. Love is rooted in ordinary things. That kind of casual natural expression tells the true meaning of love. Short-term meeting is romantic, long-term meeting will bring dissatisfaction, and youth will soon pass away. Will there be a kind of helplessness? Love has been standing, and it really takes a lot of courage to drive to the end of time.

40. Don't care too much about people around you, and don't deliberately care about other people's affairs. In this world, there will always be people who make you sad, jealous and gnash your teeth. Not how bad they are, but because you care. So if you want peace of mind, don't care. If you don't care about something, it won't hurt you; If you don't care about others, they won't make you angry. If you care, you have already lost. People who don't care about anything are invincible.

4 1, don't spend the night at each other's house easily. If you love a boy very much, you will lose your mind when you face him. The beautiful scenes left by TV series are always in front of the camera. If you love a girl very much, don't touch her body easily. She has a lifetime to accompany you. What's the hurry?

42. Although your figure is vague and your face is hazy, it doesn't affect my mood of missing you. I miss you, but I just miss you and don't bother you. You smiled, my heart cleared up, you were silent, and my heart was disheartened.

43. If it were darker, I would be surrounded or even soaked by this atmosphere.

44. If you can't get it, you will never suffer. You don't need to pursue a beautiful back, and you don't need to care about the disappearance of love. There is nothing wrong with a person's paradise.

45. If you are not strong, who will make you weak?

46. If you are unhappy, try to laugh. At least you will not feel so sad if you try to smile.

47. Some people fade away when they talk, but they are led away by others. That's because at the beginning, we were all too sentimental and thought that everything would be beautiful in nature and come true in reverie. Looking back from afar, I am not your flower picker, just passing by your flowering period and infatuating with your blooming; You are not my dream seeker, you just fell into my dream country and forgot my awakening. If you don't give up the flowers, you won't regret it when you wake up.

48. Finally together, don't want to miss it easily.

49. The subway wind is like a dragon, screaming wildly, ignoring the dreams of others, piercing the sky and condensing for a long time. I am a sleepless night owl, sitting in the corner of the night, counting the time. Fear, taking advantage of the opportunity, blurred the scene before us. Tears, swallow into your heart. ......

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

5 1, the distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you.

52. We all have the right to love. How can we stop repeating the same mistakes? It's no use complaining. We should learn to find out the reasons and sum up the experience of failure. Most of the time, we are just wasting time.

53. Love is only a momentary feeling. Love is not an adventure, but when we have love in an adventure, we are doomed to part. Those who are suitable to go to the end are born for each other from the beginning.

Life is too short to waste any more time. All freedoms are what we should strive for, and others' views on me are so insignificant.

55. Good love can win the time of war, stand the fleeting time, stand the parting and miss.

56. Sad love songs are repeated on demand, and my tired heart is bound. I want to live alone in the future.

57. I never like to take the initiative or deliberately please.

58. When I meet you in the vast sea of people, life is the most beautiful at first sight. Maybe it's fate. At the wrong time, you and I pushed each other, and the hasty beauty made me feel sad about my future life. The long experience made my heart wet with tears. So, how long will it take me to erase you from my memory?

59. I hid all my vows in my fragile heart, and it was your ruthless departure that messed up all my dreams. I want to complain without tears.

60. Lock my memory, lock my sadness and stop thinking about you. How can I miss you again? Happiness is forbidden. After life and death, I can't find the key to get in.

6 1, you treat me like a kite. Either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

62. It feels good to sit alone and blow the cool breeze when you are frustrated.

63. Feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

Sometimes we should be hard on ourselves, and don't indulge our sadness and disappointment. Sometimes we have to be cruel to the people we love deeply and put aside the memories of their love.

65. For Fan Xing of the Student Party, happiness means staying at home to screen EXO.

66. I only hope that this prosperous life is full of gorgeous youth, just like the first time.

67. I like stability and am not afraid of drifting. I like company, and I'm not afraid to go alone.

68. Two people stay together for happiness, and break up to relieve pain. You can't make me happy anymore. I have to leave. When I left, it was also very painful. However, you must be more miserable than me, because I said goodbye first and pursued happiness first.

69, some things, we know is wrong, also want to keep, because loathe to give up; Some people, we know they are loved, but they should be abandoned because there is no end; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

70. Don't give the person who hurt you a second chance to hurt you.

7 1, you can be vain, but you must rely on yourself.

72. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.

73. All suitability is mutual accommodation and change between two people. No two people who are naturally suitable, if they work in the same direction, are the best love.

74. I will wake up after the pain. Perhaps this is love, the first beauty, and the final pain.

75. It's a bad relationship to always talk.

Whenever possible, one should think like a great genius and speak like an ordinary person.

77. Don't be too kind, too nuanced, and don't love too clearly. It is precisely because of this that mothers make their children fearless. -Zhang Dingding, "Life Needs Exposure"

78. Life cannot be lived by mood, but by mentality.

79. Who disturbed the floating life with fleeting time and the world of mortals with floating life? If you can be happy and stable in this life, who wants to be displaced?

80. Maybe I shouldn't always think of you when I am lonely. Maybe we are really like sunshine, so Xiao Lang is a passer-by!

8 1, what is love? One sentence can explain that it is inseparable. Whether it's quarreling, getting angry or being difficult. No matter what happens, no matter what shortcomings the other party has. Even if you have a thousand reasons to leave, you just can't leave, and that's deep love. Therefore, it is not enough to love you when someone gives up easily. Because the deeper you love, the more inseparable you are.

82. Many people, who you thought would last a lifetime, left slowly. Some things, which you thought would not change, have already changed. The fairest thing in this world is change. Whether you like it or not, everything around you is changing.

83. In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you.

84. The best way to love someone is to manage yourself and give them a quality lover. If you don't try your best to be nice to someone, that person will love you desperately. Earthly feelings inevitably have a realistic side: you are valuable and your contribution is valuable. -Su Qin

85. Be more free and easy and less complaining, so as to feel and interpret life with an open mind. Life is too short, don't embarrass yourself. Let's walk through the spring, summer, autumn and winter of life calmly and happily.