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Talking about money _ very realistic words

If you know how to use it, money is a good slave. If you don't know how to use it, it becomes your master. Here are some things I collected about money, hoping to help you.

Talk about money recommendation 1) Can you choose life? It's always like this. I envy you leisure and you envy me money.

2) Money can't solve all the problems, but it can solve most of them!

3) Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

4) I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

5) Links are like money, and only after circulation will they generate value.

6) Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

7) it is difficult to make money, it is difficult to go to the sky, I don't know where my wife is, and I am afraid of spending money; It's easy to spend money to catch my breath. As long as I am here, my wife will not be soft! I wish my friend a good wife, manage the family well and save money well!

8) We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!

9) It is better to find a wife who loves you if you are poor than to find a wife who loves you.

10) Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

The latest talk about money 1) When you don't earn enough money, your life is endless. Be filial to your parents, please don't give yourself a reason to wait.

2) The most important thing for us to live in this world is to be happy. Whether we are happy or not has nothing to do with wealth, rank and age.

3) Real rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

4) The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

5) Wealth leads to greed more than greed leads to wealth.

6) If a man wants to be rich, he has a relationship with everyone.

7) A woman's Excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

8) The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

9) People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

10) money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you happiness when you feel satisfied, otherwise it will bring you trouble and jealousy, and it will have no positive significance.

It's not news that love is based on money. It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

2) A successful husband spends more money than his wife; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

3) It is sad to have no money, but it is even sadder to have more money.

Money is disgusting. It can be used for good or bad.

5) Money is a language that any country can understand and can be used in everything.

6) Do most people get paid before they work, or do they work before they get paid?

7) With money, you can do many things in this world, but only youth can't be bought with money.

8) You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

9) I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

10) Not all girls love money. Don't think I am vulgar.

1 1) People who are drunk will be sober, but people who are obsessed with money will never be sober.

12) I sprained my ankle while sitting on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me!

13) If you know how to use it, money is a good slave; If you don't know how to use it, it becomes your master.

14) This is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by diving into places where new users are concentrated.

15) money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

16) Love and money should not be hateful enemies, but close friends.

17) it is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

18) I'm not RMB, so I can't make everyone like it.

19) when there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

Love and money are the wings of an airplane. We can't fly without them.

2 1) For a wasteful person, money is round, but for a thrifty person, money is flat and can be piled up in pieces.

22) At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

23) If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.

24) We didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

25) Once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

26) Love doesn't necessarily mean money, and money doesn't necessarily mean love.

27) All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

28) If I am too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing had happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart.

29) making money is difficult, tired and bitter, and it is not easy to make money; Spending money is easy, spending money is cool, spending money is fun, and spending money is a living fairy; May you have a good way to make money, with money around you, rolling in financial resources and endless happiness!

30) Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.