This is a classic function. Interesting. My style is limited edition.

1, I don't even believe in punctuation.

2. I am possessive, and you can't live without me.

3. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

You didn't know I loved you until I threw you on the bed and hugged you.

5. When I received your "Are you there?" I will be so excited that I will spin 300 degrees with blood, and then calmly say "yes".

If you are not blind, don't ask others about me.

7. I am alone and give her all my love. You, get out!

8. I wish you a hundred years without a grave and die alone.

9. Change my heart, give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the person who hurts me die.

10, I have horns, anger, poison and thorns. Don't come near me out of curiosity, for fear that you will die.

1 1, the person who tripped me, I let you never get up, and the person who helped me, I let you fall forever.

12, Bai: As long as there is no room, diaosi who wants money and has no money wants to hit on me. Are you worth it? Diaosi: chinese odyssey. A one-yuan lighter still lights tens of thousands of yuan, and a banquet of tens of thousands of yuan cannot be separated from a pack of salt of two yuan.

13, people who don't know me have no right to point at me, and people who don't know me can make irresponsible remarks about me.

14, your hearse drifted in the sunny south, and I jumped on the grave in the cold night in the north.

15, the umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain, it doesn't belong to my heart, and I will never keep it.

16, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

17, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, whose wife keeps the house, and I will help you if you are in trouble. I live next door and my name is Lao Wang.

18, I like you is a bit heavy, so I'll put it here first. Please hold it for me.

19, ma yun: at the beginning, my academic performance was not good, and now I have hired the top 6 in our class.

20. I'm afraid I gave it to you, and you can't hold it.

2 1. I will take the initiative to let you go.

22, don't cry at my grave, dirty my reincarnation.

23, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

24, I feel that I am not at school, but learning to fuck me, simple and rude without wearing a condom!

25. Time passed, leaving an asshole named Memory.

26. The only reason why you failed is to be my enemy.