2022 mobile phone is too hot to touch funny spit (40)

The mobile phone is too hot to touch. Tell me (Part I) 1. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. No one dares to touch my mobile phone except me. It's too hot.

2. In the fifth month of the lunar calendar, it is hot and wet, so people steam in the cooking cage. The bird hid in the shade ... after watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone was very hot.

It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed bread. The battery of mobile phone is low and hot.

It's so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink more water. Today, when I went out to eat, I heard someone at the next table with a low voice, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. It's hot in summer, and mobile phones are hot.

5. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt. No one dares to touch my mobile phone except me. It's too hot.

6. The stone tables and chairs in the park were scalded by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was baked, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint. After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

7. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense. After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

In the blue sky in August and July, the sun hangs like a fireball, and the clouds can't stand the heat, so they quietly hide without a trace. The trees on the river bank spread thick branches and leaves, trying to block out the glare of the sun. Real tool people get low-power mobile phones or turn them off automatically. Mobile phones consume fast and hot power.

9. Buy a mat and you will become an electric blanket when you sleep! When you find that the battery of your mobile phone is low, you will have a great chance of not getting on the boat. Is this automatic energy saving? I started my mobile phone a minute ago, and now I just need to sprinkle some cumin on my hand.

10. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt? Today, when I went out to eat, I heard someone at the next table with a low voice, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. It's hot in summer, and mobile phones are hot.

1 1. The real tool person gets the mobile phone with low battery or turns it off automatically. Mobile phones consume fast and hot power.

12. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself! After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

13. Those ironware are like baked sweet potatoes in the summer sun, which makes people afraid to touch them. Today, when I went out to eat, I heard someone at the next table with a low voice, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. It's hot in summer, and mobile phones are hot.

14. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down! When you find that the battery of your mobile phone is low, you will have a great chance of not getting on the boat. Is this automatic energy saving? I started my mobile phone a minute ago, and now I just need to sprinkle some cumin on my hand.

15. The bird went somewhere. The vegetation is dejected and despondent, as if dying; Only cicadas keep chirping in the branches; It's really breaking gongs and drums to cheer for the scorching sun! In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

16. Early in the morning, the cicada cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun. No one dares to touch my mobile phone except me. It's too hot.

17. Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am. After watching the live broadcast of 10 minutes, the mobile phone was very hot.

18. The table was too hot. Mahjong was just installed, but it was burnt. I asked for a mobile phone in chengde mountain resort, and I'm still typing with chopsticks. I'm so tired.

19. That day, it was terribly hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless. I asked for a mobile phone in chengde mountain resort, and I'm still typing with chopsticks. I'm so tired.

20. It's unbearably hot-it's Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus. In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

The mobile phone is too hot to touch funny spit (2)1. There is not a cloud in the sky, the sun is burning overhead, there is not a wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly. After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

22. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe grains bend down in the heat. Grasshoppers, like leaves of grass, make a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and reeds on the shore. I asked for a mobile phone in chengde mountain resort, and I'm still typing with chopsticks. I'm so tired.

The next morning, the old people put a pot of water on the balcony. In the evening, this pot of water will boil. How hot it is this summer! No one dares to touch my mobile phone except me. It's too hot.

24. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket! After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

25. This is the dog days. It's really hot. Is it hot or not? After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

26. In early summer, pomegranate flowers are gradually blooming, and the green leaves are lined with safflower, which is beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a burning flame and a red sunset rising at dusk. In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

27. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen. Today, when I went out to eat, I heard someone at the next table with a low voice, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. It's hot in summer, and mobile phones are hot.

28. The weather in July, when the sun is poisonous, makes people sweat. No one dares to touch my mobile phone except me. It's too hot.

29. In summer, the vegetation is particularly lush, the leaves of holly trees are shining, and the old elm trees are flourishing, giving people a thick shade. When you find that the battery of your mobile phone is low, you will have a great chance of not getting on the boat. Is this automatic energy saving? I started my mobile phone a minute ago, and now I just need to sprinkle some cumin on my hand.

30. In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! After watching the live broadcast for less than ten minutes, the mobile phone is very hot.

3 1. Showing love is not shameful, but the most shameful thing is showing air conditioning. When you find that the battery of your mobile phone is low, you will have a great chance of not getting on the boat. Is this automatic energy saving? I started my mobile phone a minute ago, and now I just need to sprinkle some cumin on my hand.

32. Now everyone who is looking for someone is interested in seeing the constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst. Patience with children is like the power of a mobile phone. First, be full of confidence, and then give a low power warning. When the weather is hot, the mobile phone is easy to get hot.

In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The scorching sun scorched the earth, the water in the river was hot, and the soil in the field was smoking. In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

34. Trumpets and cars often ring on the road. Although the weather is very hot, there are still many cars shuttling back and forth on the road and many people walking on the zebra crossing. There is air conditioning in the car, which makes it hotter outside and makes people feel very irritable and lifeless. No one dares to touch my mobile phone except me. It's too hot.

35. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly. Real tool people get low-power mobile phones or turn them off automatically. Mobile phones consume fast and hot power.

36. The Qingjiang River surrounds the village, and everything in Changxiajiang Village is quiet. In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

37. In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! When you find that the battery of your mobile phone is low, you will have a great chance of not getting on the boat. Is this automatic energy saving? I started my mobile phone a minute ago, and now I just need to sprinkle some cumin on my hand.

38. It's as hot as throwing a person into a steamer. In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

39. This summer, it's as hot as walking in the street, like entering a steam room. In summer, people get hot when they use their mobile phones.

40. I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance! Today, when I went out to eat, I heard someone at the next table with a low voice, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. It's hot in summer, and mobile phones are hot.

Humorous sentences of 2022 Tucao three-child policy

The 2022 policy spits out the humor of three children-1. It is easy to let go of the three-child policy, but it is too difficult to solve the actual supporting!

2.？ Many people think that their husband is the eldest son of the family. After giving birth to a child, eggs are useless, either widowed or faked, or lucky.

3.？ Have you thought about the feelings of the only child in our generation? Four old people and three children.

4.？ The high bride price broke everyone's idea of having children

5.？ I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

6.？ Sometimes I think the post-80s generation is really the hardest generation.

7.？ My mother has three, but she has been tired for most of her life.

8.？ Back to my parents' home, I carried a baby on my back, a suitcase in my left hand, a baby in the box, a suitcase in my right hand and a baby in the box, and my mother became a cosmic superman.

9.？ It's tiring to get up early and go to bed early, but watching the baby laugh makes it all worthwhile.

10.？ Taking care of the baby every day, I am very tired, very tired, staying up late, so I am old, slow to speak, and slow to think ... but as soon as I left my daughter, I began to miss her.

1 1.？ The difference between having three students and having two students is not ordinary. The big one feels so lonely, and the two are absolutely perfect.

12.？ One feeds pigs, one feeds cows, and the other inherits my mantle and herds sheep.

13.？ I thought about what it takes to have three children. If you want to have three children, you need to have a second child first. This is an insurmountable gap, and no one can escape.

14.？ There's a newcomer at home, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, with a gun.

15.？ The idea at the moment is to have a second child, although it is really tiring and annoying to take care of the baby. I don't know why I suddenly had this idea. I hope I can change it tomorrow, haha.

Humorous sentence 2 16 of 2022 tucao three-child policy. Only the economic foundation can determine the superstructure. Can you grow up eating air? Obviously, you can't.

17.？ It's really tiring to take the baby out! ! ! ! But if you go out without a baby, you will feel uneasy. So I'm still tired.

18.？ As a new mother, please take care of the rest of your life.

19.？ House prices remain high, and the pressure on mortgage repayment is too great.

20.？ My pigs are out of the market, those who grow cabbage, watch the cabbage!

2 1.？ Don't even think about it, unless scientific development can make men have children in the future and make me pregnant in October.

22.？ I was born to catch up with family planning, and I almost didn't plan it.

23.？ People's nannies and teachers also appealed. If you have children, you have to bring them at home, so you have to bring them yourself!

24.？ The premise is that three children are still very good without this gully-like social involution.

25.？ Taking care of the baby is very tiring, and sometimes it will collapse. Life is like taking care of a baby, getting better every day. After a tiring day, I still want to say that I love my husband and daughter before going to bed.

26.？ It's okay to have three children. The key is to have a lot of money and time, and then one will cook for me, one will do housework and the other will be a driver.

27.？ Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (little rival in love), and my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

28.？ With the advent of the "three-child policy", a couple can have three children in the future, and a family of five will become the standard for families in China.

29.？ May you walk through the thorns. You were a teenager when you returned, so leave yourself an inch of childlike innocence.

30.？ Children come home, come to my home.

Humorous sentence 3 3 1 of the three-child policy in 2022. Forget about the three children. It's hard for me to raise three dogs.

32.？ I can't imagine, maybe I will be fatter. Now I only eat the snacks of one child, and after giving birth to three, I eat the snacks of three people. I am too fat to describe.

33.？ One feeds me fruit, one helps me pinch my shoulders, one helps me beat my legs, and then my husband helps me pinch my feet.

34.？ Monogamy for life (two children)

35.？ Obviously, these two days with the baby have been very tired. At this point, I am still struggling to watch my mobile phone, and it is rare to have my own entertainment time.

36.？ Now catch up with the third child and let you live.

37.？ I hope he/she is the crystallization of our love. Not a stone born in response to policies.

38.？ The customized 10 month product was delivered today with perfect quality. Thanks to the manufacturer!

39.？ In fact, it's good to take care of the baby, cook for the baby, and watch a play while playing. Just enjoy it now. When school starts, it will be very tiring to take care of the baby at work.

40.？ I can imagine my wonderful life after retirement. I brought the old man's son, the second and the third.

4 1.？ We are old and have three children, four old people and 12 grandchildren, which is not easy.

42.？ My wish is: I can take a nap and sleep for a whole night. This endless baby is really tired. How do mothers get through it?

43.？ When parents need you, don't have nothing but tears. When your children need you, don't have nothing but shame.

44.？ Older women, the risk of childbirth is too great.

45.？ One child is a thriller, two are horror movies and three are disaster movies.

Humorous sentence 4 of 2022 spits out the three-child policy 46. The high cost of childbirth and upbringing.

47.？ In the present environment, it's terrible to have three children just thinking about it. That kind of life is probably worse than death, and my mother is a free super nanny.

48.？ Four old people, three children, nine grandchildren, overtime, delayed retirement, the future can be expected.

49.？ The policy is liberalized and the kindergarten degree is tight. Let this quota be rented out to others.

50.？ Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day.

5 1.？ Although it is very tiring to take care of the baby, every time I see him expecting to open his hand and hug, I feel that I am the happiest mother in the world.

52.？ Three children are coming. If we have three more children, we can really unify the Jianghu for generations.

53.？ Two is enough, one left and one right will never neglect one, and three will always neglect one.

Talk about the 38-degree high temperature circle of friends in the summer of 2022.

In summer, the circle of friends with 38 degrees high temperature vomited (1) 1. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

2. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!

The weather is really hot. Even if it is hot, the scenery is intoxicating.

It's too hot. I want to peel it off.

The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

6. When a friend is undergoing surgery, the doctor asks whether it is general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. The friend replied that it should be slightly spicy.

7. I bought an air conditioner, but Nima blew the heating.

8. There is not a cloud or wind in the air, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily in the hot sun overhead.

9. It's too hot today! It feels like smoke! Drink a cup of milk tea and move on.

10. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

1 1. It's so hot recently, maybe it's because you ignited my heart.

12. Half is the melted ice cream in your hand, and the other half is the fine sweat on your forehead.

13. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

14. In early summer, pomegranate flowers are gradually blooming, and the green leaves are lined with safflower, which is beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a burning flame and a red sunset rising at dusk.

15. The first summer was quiet and the grass didn't rest.

16. Lie in bed and braise in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

17. Steamed steamed bread in the house and teppanyaki outside.

18. If you say it's hot or not, let me stay indoors honestly during the day and don't want to go anywhere.

19. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool off in the water.

20. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

Speech in a circle of friends at 38 degrees in summer (2) 1. Why am I so hot, so hot, so hot, so hot? I want to turn on the air conditioner. Why is it so hot? I want to blow the air conditioner.

It's too hot for me to sleep. I don't know how I got here the previous summer, but I can't remember exactly how I got through my dizziness and my body sank.

This summer is so hot that I feel bitter for the first time in my memory, so hot that I can't sleep at all.

4. What school teaches so much tuition that it is too hot to sleep in summer and there is no radiator in the dormitory in winter?

Keep quiet, I'd rather keep silent in the fleeting time, just like now.

6. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are heard not far away.

7. The weather is very hot. I have a lot of homework. I'm anxious and upset. I don't want to do anything.

8. The hot summer is unbearable, so I will teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and fighting heat with heat.

9. It's too hot to stop!

10. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

1 1. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

12. I accidentally dropped a bill, but I didn't pick it up, so I caught it. It hurts to see it.

13. Lucky: it's hot. I am very happy after drinking an iced coke today.

14. It's too hot to sleep in the middle of the night, and the fan wind is hard and noisy. The hottest days of summer have begun.

15. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!

16. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

17. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds.

18. It's really hot, and the air on the hot road is distorted.

19. I don't know whether it is because it is particularly hot this summer or because it is particularly weak this summer. I have been unable to sleep for several times because of the heat, or I was awakened by the heat and exploded.

20. It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

In summer, 38-degree high temperature friends circle spit (3) 1. Hey, I can't take it anymore. Anyway, I went to wholesale ice cream.

2. The car starts without ignition.

It's too warm this year, so it's hard to find such weather in winter.

This bad weather makes you unhappy. What happened?

Going out is cute, and coming back is food.

6. This weather makes me stick out my tongue like a pug.

7. The weather is hot, but I am in a good mood.

8. The weather is so hot, hot people just want to stay in the water, hot people can't stop drinking cold drinks, and hot people just want to keep blowing air conditioners.

9. The summer heat happens every year. Why is it so hot this summer?

10. The sun is so vicious that even the 1 yuan coins on the street are too lazy to pick them up for fear of burning their hands.

1 1. It's hot enough to soar.

12. With me here, the heat doesn't exist. I'll make an ice.

13. I think I'm probably an exhaust pipe, or I'm smoking.

14. Only in summer can I blush in front of you.

15. I drank a lot of water and didn't feel urine.

16. Going out is like being caught in a rain.

17. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

18. Today the sun is in love. It's so excited that it will deal with a man as he deals with you.

19. If this continues, it won't be a broken wing, and the wing has melted.

20. Walking on the road, the oncoming wind hits like a heat wave.

It's not childish, it's childish and hot that beat me. I didn't understand until today that "stay where you are cool" is by no means a swear word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

2. Summer is the hottest and the food is the deepest.

Walking around in the sun, like steaming.

4. I am particularly afraid of heat after giving birth to a child. My hands and feet used to be cold, and I slept after closing the door in summer. Now open the door, open the window and turn on the fan. My hands and feet are too hot to sleep every day.

It's too hot to sleep without turning on the air conditioner, and the hum of the air conditioner keeps me awake. I'm afraid I'll have a nervous breakdown for several days.

Maybe it was too hot to sleep last night, or maybe I took too many naps. Anyway, I guess I won't go to bed until 2 am.

7. Be alert! Be alert! Please prepare mung bean soup, big watermelon, clear and cool! The high temperature of 40 C is coming!

8. Sure enough, if you commit a crime, you can't live. I said I couldn't turn on the air conditioner. As a result, it was too hot to sleep in the middle of the night

9. It's a little hot to ride a bike today.

10. The clothes are ready to wear.

1 1. Is this sun suitable for everyone in the world?

12. Wash your hair every day. Blanch with hot water and dry with cold water.

13. In a warm summer, I like you.

14. Can a hot summer kill me? In the big forest, naked is no good!

15. It's as hot as a stove in summer, and I'm covered in oil.

16. Xiuen Ai is not shameful, but the most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner.

17. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken!

18. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

19. Is there any burn insurance when buying or going out?

20. Don't eat cold food and drink warm water. Take good care of your body, * * * encourage it.

It's 39 degrees hot weather in summer, and friends circle talks about 2022.

In the hot summer, the circle of friends is talking about (1) 1. I spent an hour putting on makeup and opened the door without makeup.

Nu Wa said that she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun last time?

It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

5. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

6. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

7. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

8. Choosing a university doesn't care if it's the key, there is no air conditioning anyway!

9. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.

10. Finally, I can steam sauna without spending money.

1 1. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and only a garlic between me and the scallop!

12. When the electric fan was replaced by a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

13. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

14. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

15. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

16. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

17. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

18. I just met a stranger in the street and suddenly became an acquaintance!

19. Let the storm come more violently!

20. In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

It's hot in summer, and friends circle spit (2) 1. Now I find that "stay where you are cool" is really not a swear word. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

2. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

4. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is showing air conditioning.

6. All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". They often walk in the street, how can they not get wet?

7. People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

8. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

9. Practice dropped all over the floor and evaporated immediately.

10. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

1 1. Mahjong got burnt as soon as it came on stage. ...

12. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

13. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle berated me, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

14. Lie in bed and braise in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

15. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation!

16. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

17. I usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, famous cars and beautiful photos in the circle of friends. Anyway, there are various ways to bask in the sun. I just want to say silently, "you can bask in the sun!" "

18. I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

19. I didn't realize until today that "stay where you are" is really not a swear word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

Look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently!

It's hot in summer, and friends circle spit (3) 1. All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

2. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

3. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

It's too hot to stop!

I am curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?

6. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

7. Now everyone who is looking for a partner is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

8. It's hot in summer!

9. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

10. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

1 1. Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for someone is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

12. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

13. fry the living.

14. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

15. Founder of Furnace School: Turpan; Current person in charge: Chongqing; Right and left protectors: Nanjing, Wuhan; Uncle Shi: Nanchang; Master elder brother: Changsha; Young: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and has been able to pass 38℃. He is a candidate for the next leader.

16. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

17. Going out for dinner at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another is so hot that I just want to get back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!

18. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

19. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

20. It's not a broken wing if it stays so hot. The wings have melted!

It's hot in summer, and friends circle spit (4) 1. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at the low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that that wonderful promise was because I was too young.

4. You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

5. When the weather is dry, be careful with candles, be agitated and stay away from strangers!

6. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai entered the central heating period, that is, the time difference was six months.

If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year's military training. . Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. . .

Although I didn't do anything, I was sweating like a pig.

9. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

10. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

1 1. From today on, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

12. A child next to me was crying all the time, so I began to sing to calm the child's mood. After a while, the conductor came up to me and said, "Sir, would you please stop singing and let the child cry for a while?"

13. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I silently got up and tucked my roommate in.

14. I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

15. The feeling of teppanyaki.

16. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

17. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

18. Who can't take part in accidental amusement? Who can't pretend to be pure and B? You treat me like a bully.

19. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

20. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.