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Give men 20 realistic sentences.

1, above people, you should respect others, below people, you should respect yourself.

2. Remember one sentence, your cowardice is a mistake in itself, and your strength is a kind of madness in itself.

Don't drink when you are in a bad mood, and don't look back when you leave.

4. If you have a girl you like, you should chase her crazily. If you have an uncontrollable love, you should be honest and let go.

5. Don't indulge in fantasy, don't worry about yourself, live a down-to-earth life, be a persistent person and be a person close to happiness.

6, to block the visible wound, don't wait for an invisible person.

7. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave any regrets for yourself.

8. Don't be afraid of anything. As long as you dare to beat yourself, you will be invincible.

9. There are three things you can do without regret. First, you should know how to choose. Second, you can understand how to persist. Third, you should know how to cherish. Don't do something you will regret in the future when you are in the prime of life. If you have a girl you like, you will chase her crazily. If you can't sing a favorite song, you will have to shout it out at the top of your voice.

10, no regrets, nothing more than doing three things well. First, you should know how to choose, second, you should know how to persist, and third, you should know how to cherish. Don't do something you will regret in the future when you are in the prime of life. If you have a girl you like, you will chase her crazily. If you can't sing a favorite song, you will have to shout it out at the top of your voice.

1 1, buddy, take the road that others can't take, do what others dare not do, and suffer what others don't want to eat, and you will certainly enjoy the life that others can't.

12, buddy, you can't compete with people who are not as good as you, but you must compete with people who are better than you. Being friendly to annoying people is a sign of your maturity, but if you meet someone who infringes on your interests, no matter who it is, you will lose face.

13, it is better to be beaten than to retreat. No matter how realistic the society is, no matter how cruel life is, don't forget your original dream because of the long journey.

14, men should not be afraid to make mistakes, for fear that you can't change them.

15, children are divided into right and wrong, and adults are only divided into good and bad.

16, the strong have a way out everywhere, and the weak are pathetic everywhere.

17, when you were young, your parents raised you, and when you are old, your children raised you, so in the middle of this period, you must try your best to spell out a story and tell it to others when you are in the prime of life.

18, the truth is not spoken, but made. Scholars don't mix well, but they can't understand this article. When you are rich and powerful, everything you say is truth, even truth, even fart.

19, poverty is not terrible, but you don't really want to get rich.

20. If you want to do great things, you must have three things: 1, money, 2, money, 3, fucking money.

22 realistic words from mature men to men

1, men are the main body of society, whether you believe it or not. So men should have a sense of responsibility.

Before the age of 2.25, please remember that love is usually false, or it is not as pure and eternal as you think. If you are over 25 years old, then you should understand this truth.

3, eating 70% full is the most comfortable. Please keep your girlfriend at most 70%.

Please take good care of yourself before you are 30. You see a doctor in the first 30 years, and you see a doctor in the last 30 years. If you are over 30, you will naturally understand this truth.

5. Career is far more important than love. If the cause can't last forever, then love can only be regarded as a flash in the pan.

6. Don't accept girls who pursue you easily. Women chasing men sandwich yarn. If you fall into it easily, you will find that you will miss a lot of things and lose a lot of things.

7. Please believe that any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem. If you think money is king, rich women have it, and women without money don't, then. Women are not a problem.

8. Please always be optimistic. Every man has his lovely place, and the unlovable place is that he doesn't face life positively.

9. Don't let the same woman hurt you twice in a row. A good horse doesn't look back for a reason. If you have seriously considered breaking up, please don't make any reluctant moves.

10, if you and your ex-girlfriend can become friends, then you should ask yourself: Why? If you are still friends after breaking up, there are only two possibilities: you were just having fun and didn't give each other the truest feelings. Or: someone must be paying silently, with no regrets!

1 1. Never believe a woman's sweet words when she is in love. It is said that women love sweet talk, but men prefer it.

12, please don't worry too much and feel inferior about your appearance or height. People are animals, but they are different from animals. Congenital conditions are not an excuse to stop you from living a good life. Please believe that a person's heart is far better than his appearance. If someone judges a book by its cover, you shouldn't care too much. Because in a sense, he is just an animal. Will you be angry with animals?

13, when lovelorn, there are only two possibilities, either you love her, or she doesn't love you, or vice versa. Then, when the person you love no longer loves you, or never loved you. You have no regrets, because all you have lost is someone who doesn't love you.

14, please don't cheat kind girls. There are too few kind girls in this world.

15, you can't think that money is everything, at least, money can't cure AIDS.

16, please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

17, no matter how hard it is hit, please believe that the sun is new every day as long as life is still there.

18。 Love can never be a balance. If you want to be happy in love, you must be willing to be sad.

19, if you like a mm who thinks others should treat her well, please give up as soon as possible. No one should be nice to a person. If she doesn't understand this truth, then she doesn't know how to cherish at all.

20. Don't "find" gf because of loneliness. Lonely men should learn to taste loneliness. Please remember: even if you are lonely, there must be someone like you in the dark night sky in the distance. Lonely people are different, but the starry sky you look up at is unique.

2 1. Nothing lasts forever. And don't ask what is forever. There is a lot of helplessness in life. Please try to enrich yourself and your life. Please be kind to life.

22, men have a lot of helplessness, life is very tired, but it is meaningful because of life. When you think you have nothing, you at least have time. Time can heal all wounds. So please don't cry. ...

20 short facts

1. How many grievances have you experienced before you have such a good temper?

I thought I was special, but later I found out that you treat everyone like this.

Sometimes paying too much attention will only make you feel romantic.

4. Life is like this. It can stand the wind and rain, but it can't stand the dullness.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me. After all, not everyone has good taste.

6. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

7. Be a layman, greedy, lustful and upright.

8. Good-natured but arrogant, fooling around and laughing.

9. Who are you who don't accompany me through thick and thin?

10, cherish all the unexpected encounters and underestimate all the drifting away.

1 1. I used to be steady for you, but now I am chic for myself.

12, I am willing to love the whole world for you.

13, it goes without saying that people who know you are arguing with those who don't.

14. If you want to be brilliant, you must rely on yourself.

15, I can have a clear conscience, but I can't give in step by step.

16, if you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.

17, you cannot be perfect, but you can be unique.

18, I chose the road myself, and no one can order me.

19, as long as you are not timid, life can't knock you down.

Don't make fun of me if you can't fathom my temper.

Bian Xiao: Your calm is too cold, and my heart hurts too much. Bian Xiao: No matter how miserable tomorrow is, at least today is not wasted. Bian Xiao: No matter what the weather is like, remember to take your sunshine with you at all times. Men want to mix 20 realistic sentences that they must know.

1, friends invite you to dinner, don't take it for granted, please be the host, or your reputation will get worse and worse.

2, set goals for yourself, one year, two years, five years, maybe you are born worse than others, and through hard work, you can often change your destiny by 70%. Broken pots and broken falls can only be friends with cowardice.

3, this is a realistic society, feelings can not be eaten as food, poor couples are sad. Don't trust movies, it's just a noisy place for many strangers.

Among good friends, you must cultivate a bosom friend. Don't think you are so versatile and have many friends. In the end, there is only one person who is sincere to you. Trust me.

5, don't believe in astrology, it is a child's trick, and the fate is in your own hands. Do you want to wait for the house or the bus?

6. Keep less contact with people you don't like, but don't speak ill of them behind their backs. People who say right and wrong must be right and wrong. Remember, disaster comes from their mouths.

7, play less games, this is not Korea, you can't get a house, a car and a woman.

Learn English well. Those who say that learning English is useless can be ignored for the time being. They are either old or have passed CET-6 to prepare for TOEFL, so they are grandstanding here. You don't have to get a certificate, but you must learn.

9. Know what you want to do. In the dead of night, ask yourself about your future plans and go in that direction.

10, occasionally flip through fashion magazines to improve your taste.

1 1. Try to watch less porn. Even if a normal man is single, he will not indulge in lust all day. And every time you masturbate, you will lose a lot of zinc, which is closely related to your brain activity.

12, a glass of water every morning to prevent gallstones. Don't drink water an hour before going to bed, or you will have bags under your eyes too early.

13, don't spend all your spare time in bars, read some literary works, learn some business processes, management norms, international current affairs and legal knowledge. This will ensure that you have something to talk about at any party.

14, everyone is young and doesn't have much money. Don't worry too much about who wears AD, Nike or others. And women's love for Prada, Lancome, CD and LV, you don't have to take it to heart. Women are born to love beauty. They just prefer to believe that you can buy them an expensive gift to satisfy their vanity and then show it off in front of their peers. In fact, they also love life. When you have the ability to finish it, you will feel very gratified to package her beautifully.

15, there is no need to tell others before you succeed in doing something.

16, hair, nails, beard, take care of it. Society is an exclusive recipient, and the planet needs extremely limited artists. Please don't take any chances. Even with long hair, it looks good and tries to give people a clean feeling.

17, don't think you are a man, you don't need maintenance. At least the diet should not be too casual. Eating more tomatoes, seafood, leeks and bananas is good for men's health. If you can't see the value, I can tell you. At least you can buy more cosmetics for your woman with the money saved from seeing a doctor.

18, people who strive for progress, don't always think about who to rely on, people are selfish, and they are the most reliable people.

19, in the face of failure, don't take it too seriously. Heaven will send people to Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer their minds, work hard and starve their bodies ... but they must learn to blame themselves, find out the reasons and get rid of bad habits. It is normal to have no money at the age of twenty; No money at the age of 30 is life; Forty years old, you have no money, so you become a woman.

If you want to be a good person, you must first learn to be patient.