Post funny comments on WeChat Moments about eating instant noodles

Post a funny comment on WeChat Moments about eating instant noodles (Part 1)

1. Wait for two o’clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

2. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

3. The gold-fishing wife: can carry a bag of explosives on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns instant noodles, can collect water from the house when it rains, and needs to run the car with her feet, you If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ritual when eating instant noodles, and add a glass of 82-year-old ice Coke.

5. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

6. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

7. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I losing weight compared to my normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease.

8. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating the ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

9. During the National Day holiday, girls who wear pajamas with their hair down, play on the computer without sleeping, and eat instant noodles are having fun

10. Jiang Lili, Xianting and I really wish we were still in our senior year of high school It’s a happy day to eat instant noodles.

11. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It almost made me feel like a normal person. I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

12. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

13. I’m so greedy. If I eat instant noodles with pickled pepper chicken feet at night, I’m afraid I’ll get fat to death.

14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

15. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 in the evening.

16. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

17. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

18. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, skewers and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. .

20. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal! Funny comments about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media (Part 2)

21. It was the first time I rode a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river. It tastes better than a box lunch.

22. I had breakfast at ten o'clock yesterday and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry and ate instant noodles at three o'clock. I cooked noodles at night.

23. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a huge stomachache in the morning.

25. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while. I couldn’t stand the hunger anymore, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, I couldn’t bear it.

< p> 26. I am confused today, why is instant noodles more delicious on the train than elsewhere?

27. Suddenly smelled of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

28. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

29. We are a couple after all. He got off work late and I waited. At 7:30 in the evening, we were still in the store without eating. We ate instant noodles with him and shared the joys and sorrows. Will we be rich in the future? This is how it goes!

30. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. It's hard not to study late at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

31. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.

32. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of who was winning or losing. As a result, a man squatting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist! < /p>

35. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is no girl to buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to make some. . .

36. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

37. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts. With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast. Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

39. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently! A complete collection of copywriting sentences for eating instant noodles and posting on WeChat Moments

Posting text for eating instant noodles on WeChat Moments (1)

1.? Get up in the middle of the night after the first time to eat Instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep and thought of some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

2. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

3. Let’s eat instant noodles together, but if you have one bite from me, you will never miss one.

4. We agreed that we would go to the buffet as soon as we saved up the money. No more talking, we would continue to eat instant noodles and plain porridge tomorrow.

5. There was a power outage last night. I had a dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles.

7. When tying your hair, two turns are too loose and three turns are too tight. Take a shower, if you go to the left you will freeze to death, if you go to the right you will be scalded to death. When it comes to instant noodles, one bucket is too little and two buckets is too much.

8. You can’t eat takeout. It’s unsafe. You don’t want to eat it in the canteen. It’s unhygienic. At this stage, it’s safest to eat instant noodles. This is the second time I’ve eaten instant noodles this semester. From Boss Zhou Snatched there.

9. You should have a luxurious lunch box once or twice a month. It’s really sad to eat instant noodles every day without adding mustard.

10. I can eat instant noodles with you, rent a house, and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I am only worthy of these.

11. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

12. When I was a kid, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

13. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add an appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave. It’s also edible.

14. I like to eat instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my last life, I just drank instant noodles.

15. When you are very hungry and the people next to you are eating instant noodles, you are really desperate

16. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips and instant noodles. Why do I lose weight when I eat biscuits instead of eating a normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease.

17. There are still many people who like to eat instant noodles. In the past, they ate instant noodles because they were fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is just a memory.

18. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you. But if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve to have love anymore.

19. Every time I watch a Korean drama, the most popular thing is to eat instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

20. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles~ Eating instant noodles and posting on WeChat Moments (2)

1. I felt so guilty. I worked hard and tried hard, but in the end my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.

2. I finally understand why Xiaoxiao loves instant noodles so much. Even ten boxes of it at one time would not be enough.

3. I was just hungry. As a result, my legs were burned by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understood what heartbreaking pain is.

4. Suddenly I want to eat instant noodles with eggs and a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I am hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I am afraid that I will be thirsty while eating instant noodles...

5. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles, and biscuits. Why? On the contrary, I am a little thinner than the normal diet? I should gain weight again, so that I can feel at ease.

6. Will eating instant noodles really make me bigger?

7. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow, the tomato kind. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really good at relieving tiredness. I am so hungry.

8. You must sleep well tonight, don’t eat instant noodles, and don’t play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

9. I was confused about whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home, but then I thought about how happy it would be to eat barbecue and boiled noodles on the roadside at this time, so the water was already boiled. .

10. When I eat mushroom instant noodles, I always add some isatis root to clear away heat and detoxify.

11. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

12. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I rarely eat them, so I think they are too delicious, so I take every bite carefully.

13. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking whether I should eat instant noodles? After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

14. I have such a small appetite now that my old father, who doesn’t like me eating instant noodles, personally made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I would be hungry.

15. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave. It’s also edible.

16. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

17. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was going to eat instant noodles, but the soup spilled all over the bed. Not only did I have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but I also had to blow-dry the mattress.

18. This is where I live now. I was eating instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I felt hard to swallow. This was the first time that I felt that instant noodles were not delicious. I might be growing. Big.

19. The result of eating instant noodles and hot pot is the same. After eating, you will feel the same smell all over your body...

20. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them. Eating instant noodles and posting on Moments (3)

1. The late-night snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred seems childish, but I still sucked it up.

2. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When you take a shower, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left, or burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, ugh. ! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

3. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

4. When meeting old classmates, everyone put on a false smile and said polite words. They would never stay up late in the dormitory reading and eating instant noodles like before.

5. I was scolded all the time at work, the canteen was unpalatable, and I was forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is here again.

6. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. It's hard not to study late at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

7. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Soak the noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that comes over and wants to eat!

8. Why should I eat instant noodles at night? Now that I have finished eating the instant noodles, I am swallowing saliva smelling the smell of the leftover instant noodles in bed.

9. Happiness is the realization of every small life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, your favorite person is with you.

10. After get off work, I forced Wenbao to work for more than three hours. After get off work, I asked her to accompany me to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. The two of us took the car in the opposite direction of home to eat instant noodles. It’s also very confusing.

11. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. It tastes really bad, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

12. The world is big, big enough to hold ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you.

13. I don’t understand the purpose of putting wolfberry in some instant noodles. Since I have decided to eat instant noodles, do I still care about whether it is healthy or not?

14. My roommate was eating instant noodles in a hurry while looking at his watch. I asked him why he was eating in such a hurry. He said: TMD, it almost expired.

15. The truth of life is that since you choose to eat instant noodles, don’t be afraid of getting fat and put less seasoning. It will make you fat and taste unpalatable.

16. I suddenly had the urge to eat instant noodles with tea eggs and pickled mustard.

17. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again.

18. At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles and save money." Just now my mother said, "I am doing you a disservice by not cooking." The greatest help."

19. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times tightly, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets.

20. Are you eating instant noodles downstairs? It smells so good~ I want to eat instant noodles, I want to eat instant noodles, I want to eat instant noodles. Sure enough, instant noodles smell the best when others are eating them. A summary of forty funny sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on WeChat Moments

A collection of funny sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on WeChat Moments

1. Why do I eat instant noodles so late at night and add extra Two fish balls and a piece of ham and finally a box of yogurt. God, what am I doing? I'm really crazy eating instant noodles after twelve o'clock.

2. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like sitting on a sleeper berth on a train.

3. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed train eating rice dumplings, steamed buns, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, and I just wanted to drink water.

4. This is where I live now. I was eating instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I felt hard to swallow. This was the first time that I felt that instant noodles were not delicious. I may have to grow up. .

5. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in a public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of who was winning or losing. As a result, a man squatting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist!

6. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight flavors, and I would never repeat the same thing every day.

7. After get off work, I had to accompany Wenbao to work for more than three hours. After get off work, I asked her to accompany me to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. The two of us took the car in the opposite direction home to eat instant noodles. Very confusing.

8. Every time I think of sausages, I want to eat instant noodles. After ordering the instant noodles, I realize that there are no sausages

9. Eat a luxurious lunch box once or twice a month. , it’s really sad to eat instant noodles every day without adding mustard.

10. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

11. I can’t sleep at night, but I have to eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry. I have to say, it’s really refreshing.

12. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It almost made me feel like a normal person. I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

13. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

14. I can’t buy masks at all and eat instant noodles all day long Face, you can’t go out without a mask.

15. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it was a bit funny to think of the time when only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

16. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

17. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal!

18. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

19. I curse all the people who treat me badly. I will never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of my life...

20. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of when he was a child. : Eat instant noodles three meals a day. Part 2 of funny sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on Moments

21. I understand his original difficulty, but he doesn’t understand how I feel now - I’ve reached the point where I can only eat instant noodles. Does it mean that the closer the relationship is, the less likely you are to care or ignore the other person’s “feelings”?

22. Tomorrow I will be alone at home again. Why do I feel like I am going to vomit after eating instant noodles?

23. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

24. I shouldn’t eat instant noodles and dumplings so late at night that my stomach hurts and I shed tears.

25. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My dad urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are full of preservatives and cannot be eaten. Me: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me? Dad, do you want it? My dad: Yes.

26. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat this time-wasting meal. I will regret it from the moment I sit down.

27. Eat instant noodles while adding red dates to maintain health, and you will be born in the 90s.

28. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles late at night, but the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer and successfully damaged it.

29. Yesterday was Chinese Valentine’s Day. When others rented a room, we drove; when others went to the park, we took the expressway; when others entered the cinema, we entered the service area; when others slept in double beds in hotels, we slept in bunks in the car. ; Others are as happy as first love, and we rush on like a chicken; others are picking up girls, and we are making instant noodles; others are walking on the street, and we are running wildly on the highway.

30. Even if you eat instant noodles alone at home, you should eat them with a sense of ritual and refinement.

31. I no longer like eating instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

32. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

33. The first time I woke up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep and thought of some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

34. I have been eating instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

35. It was my first time to ride a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunches.

36. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. I want to eat them every time I watch them. However, I feel like vomiting every time I eat them.

37. Instant noodles for five yuan! Five dollars! I'm too extravagant. I can't even afford four yuan. If I eat instant noodles at night, I'll gain ten pounds.

38. I didn’t eat well tonight. I ate more fruit than rice. I went out for a night run after eight o’clock. My stomach hurt after the run. But I’m hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

39. How difficult is it to break a person’s habits? It’s like when I eat instant noodles, I must add vinegar.

40. During the National Day holiday, girls who wear pajamas with their hair down and play on the computer without sleeping and eat instant noodles eat instant noodles and post sentences on WeChat to express their loneliness

1. Want to buy Shoes and nice clothes However, the economy limits myself to start eating instant noodles today.

2. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly felt hard to swallow. This is the first time that I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have to grow up. .

3. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while and couldn’t bear the hunger, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, my mother couldn’t bear it.

< p> 4. I hate eating instant noodles~

5. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a midnight snack, and tell your instant noodles and fried rice what you want to say And grilled skewers. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.

6. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it was a bit funny to think of the time when only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

7. My dad had to tell me when he was eating instant noodles at night, okay, now I’m eating them too.

8. I was eating instant noodles in class today and suddenly heard: "It's so fragrant, I can't think..."

9. Even coffee has a partner. Instant noodles all have partners, but I don’t have one

10. Suddenly I smell the smell of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

11. What is misfortune is to accidentally pour oil onto your pants while eating instant noodles.

12. I no longer like eating instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

13. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.

14. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

15. I am confused today, why is it more delicious to eat instant noodles on the train than elsewhere?

16. I was hungry at night and ate a small bucket of instant noodles. Then I felt bloated after eating, so I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

17. After being single for a long time, eating instant noodles can cause hallucinations.

18. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My dad urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are full of preservatives and cannot be eaten. Me: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me? Dad, do you want it? My dad: Yes.

19. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When you take a shower, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left and burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little and two buckets are too much. Alas! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

20. I can finally eat instant noodles and still cry with the smell of pickled cabbage in Laotan.

21. Why don’t I enjoy the silky smoothness when I eat Dove? I don’t have large chunks of beef when I eat instant noodles. I can stop eating Xuanmai.

22. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

23. Eating instant noodles at night is so happy and exciting .

24. I understand his original difficulty, but he doesn’t understand how I feel now - I have reached the point where I can only eat instant noodles. Does it mean that the closer the relationship is, the less likely you are to care or ignore the other person’s “feelings”?

25. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.

26. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

27. Let’s eat instant noodles together, but if you have one bite from me, you will never miss one.

28. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times and tighten. You can’t finish one bucket of instant noodles and you can’t finish two buckets.

29. It was my first time to ride a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunches.