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Rewriting Classical Chinese Wenlang

1. Rewrite the classical Chinese text "Wolf" into a vernacular story

The moonlight at night looks gloomy, dark clouds cover the moon from time to time, and the weather is cold. It gave people a shuddering feeling... A big-shouldered butcher walked alone on the path home. He was wearing a linen garment and carrying a pole on his shoulders. His figure swayed in the hideous and terrifying night.

As business was booming during the day, all the meat in the load was sold out, leaving only a few bones. As he was walking along humming a tune, he suddenly found two ferocious wolves following behind him, staring at him eagerly. Their eyes were glowing green, and they looked like they were preparing to eat from the butcher. The situation was dangerous! The butcher's heart suddenly became uneasy, but out of helplessness, he had no choice but to move forward while thinking about a good plan in his mind.

In the end, I decided to throw the remaining bone to them and ran forward with a long stride. Unexpectedly, the bone was picked up and chewed by one of the wolves, while the other one was still following behind. There was nothing I could do. , the butcher had to throw another one, but one of them ate it, and the other continued to chase the butcher. "Oh, there is no way to go on like this," the butcher thought in confusion. After a while, all the bones were lost, but the two greedy wolves still followed the butcher together as before.

Seeing that the two wolves refused to leave, the butcher became anxious again. Thinking about his critical situation, he couldn't help but shudder and thought to himself: "Why am I so unlucky today? What happened to me?" These two enemies, if they suddenly attack me now and attack me front and back, how can I cope with it?" I was troubled by this matter, thinking that if I had no other choice, I would simply fight with them. Suddenly I looked aside and saw a vast wilderness not far away, almost all vegetable fields. Looking carefully, I found that There is also a wheat field hidden in it. The wheat field is large in area, and there is a hill-like pile of firewood piled up by the owner in the middle. The butcher planned to use that place as a "wolf-slaying ground" and start a fight with the wolf. After planning this perfect plan, he breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It can be said that 'when God closes a door, A window will open at the same time!" The butcher secretly rejoiced that he was lucky, and quickly ran to hide under the firewood.

The butcher relaxed his burden, took out a sharp butcher's knife and held it in his hand, ready to wait for the wolf to attack. When the wolf saw the butcher picking up the knife, he seemed to have a moment, and thought: If we attack him rashly now, we might lose my wife and lose the army, so it is better to think twice.

They were more vigilant and did not dare to attack easily, but they also refused to give up. They just stared at the butcher with eyes wide open. After a period of time, neither party made any movement. After the butcher relaxed for a while, he was surprised to find that there was no trace of one wolf in front of him, and only the other wolf was left squatting like a dog, looking very relaxed. My eyes are almost closed.

After thinking over and over in his mind, the butcher knew that he must not miss this great opportunity, so he walked over with a swift movement like lightning, swung his knife and gave the wolf a heavy blow - the wolf's head was chopped off. It's open. The wolf suddenly felt unbearable pain, and before it could recover, the butcher slashed the wolf several times with great joy. The wolf was covered in cuts and bruises, and it curled up weakly in a death struggle, and finally fell in a pool of blood... The butcher After killing the wolf, he was about to go home when he suddenly remembered, "There were two wolves, why is there only one left?" He couldn't help but turn around and look at the pile of firewood. It turned out that another wolf was struggling to dig a hole in the pile of firewood, preparing to get in from behind and attack the butcher unprepared. He was really cunning! When the butcher saw that the wolf's body was halfway in, with only the buttocks and tail exposed, he seized the opportunity and ran behind the wolf, and quickly cut off the wolf's hind legs, killing the wolf as well.

Only then did the butcher truly understand the intention of the wolf: the illusion it created was to seduce him. The butcher then picked up his pole and went home happily.

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2. Rewritten by Wenlang in Classical Chinese

The moonlight at night looks eerie, and dark clouds cover the moon from time to time. The sky is cold, giving people a shuddering feeling... A man with big arms and thick waist The butcher walked alone on the path home. He was wearing a linen garment and carrying a pole on his shoulders. His figure swayed in the hideous and terrifying night.

As business was booming during the day, all the meat in the load was sold out, leaving only a few bones. As he was walking along humming a tune, he suddenly found two ferocious wolves following behind him, staring at him eagerly. Their eyes were glowing green, and they looked like they were preparing to eat from the butcher. The situation was dangerous! The butcher's heart suddenly became uneasy, but out of helplessness, he had no choice but to move forward while thinking about a good plan in his mind.

In the end, he decided to throw the remaining bone to them and ran forward with a long stride. Unexpectedly, the bone was picked up and chewed by one of the wolves, while the other one was still following behind. There was nothing he could do. , the butcher had to throw another one, but one of them ate it, and the other continued to chase the butcher. "Oh, this is not the way to go," the butcher thought in confusion. After a while, all the bones were lost, but the two greedy wolves still followed the butcher together as before.

When the butcher saw that the two wolves were not leaving, he became anxious again. Thinking about his critical situation, he couldn't help but shudder and thought to himself: "Why am I so unlucky today? What happened to me?" These two enemies, if they suddenly attack me now and attack me front and back, how can I cope with it?" I was troubled by this matter, thinking that if I had no other choice, I would just fight with them. Suddenly I looked to the side and saw a vast wilderness not far away, almost all vegetable fields. Looking carefully, I found that There is also a wheat field hidden in it. The wheat field is large in area, and there is a hill-like pile of firewood piled up by the owner in the middle. The butcher planned to use that place as a "wolf-slaying ground" and start a fight with the wolf. After planning this perfect plan, he breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It can be said that 'when God closes a door, A window will open at the same time!" The butcher secretly rejoiced that he was lucky, and quickly ran to hide under the firewood.

The butcher relaxed his burden, took out a sharp butcher's knife and held it in his hand, ready to wait for the wolf to attack. When the wolf saw the butcher picking up the knife, he seemed to have a moment, and thought: If we attack him rashly now, we might lose my wife and lose the army, so it is better to think twice.

They were more vigilant and did not dare to attack easily, but they were unwilling to give up. They just stared at the butcher with eyes wide open. After a period of time, neither party made any movement. After the butcher relaxed for a while, he was surprised to find that there was no trace of one wolf in front of him, and only the other wolf was left squatting like a dog, looking very relaxed. My eyes are almost closed.

After thinking over and over in his mind, the butcher knew that he must not miss this great opportunity, so he walked over with a swift movement like lightning, swung his knife and gave the wolf a heavy blow - the wolf's head was chopped off. It's open. The wolf suddenly felt unbearable pain, and before it could recover, the butcher slashed the wolf several times with great joy. The wolf was covered in cuts and bruises, and it curled up weakly in a death struggle, and finally fell in a pool of blood... The butcher After killing the wolf, he was about to go home when he suddenly remembered, "There were two wolves, why is there only one left?" He couldn't help but turn around and look at the pile of firewood. It turned out that another wolf was struggling to dig a hole in the pile of firewood, trying to get in and attack the butcher unpreparedly. He was really cunning! When the butcher saw that the wolf's body was halfway in, with only the buttocks and tail exposed, he seized the opportunity and ran behind the wolf, and quickly cut off the wolf's hind legs, killing the wolf as well.

Only then did the butcher truly understand the intention of the wolf: the illusion it created was to seduce him. The butcher then picked up his pole and went home happily. 3. Rewriting of the classical Chinese text "Wolf" (revised to more than 500 words)

There was a butcher who came home late one night. All the meat in his burden had been sold, leaving only some bones. I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long distance.

The butcher was frightened, so he picked up a piece of bone and threw it away. One wolf got the bone and stopped, but the other wolf still followed. The butcher picked up another bone and threw it in the past. The wolf that got the bone last stopped, but the wolf that got the bone first came after the butcher. The bones had been thrown away, and the two wolves were chasing each other as usual.

The butcher was very embarrassed, fearing that he might be attacked by a wolf together. There are wild to see Michael playing a game, and the masters of the field pile firewood in the wheat field to fight, forming a hill-like coverage. So Ben butcher in the past to rely on firewood pile under a pile of firewood, put down his burden and picked up the butcher's knife. The two wolves did not dare to move forward and stared at the butcher.

After a while, one wolf walked away and the other wolf squatted in front like a dog. After a long time, the wolf's eyes seemed to be closed, and his expression was very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, chopped the wolf's head with a knife, and killed the wolf with several more knives. The butcher was about to start his journey when he turned to the back of the pile and saw another wolf digging holes in the pile of firewood, trying to get through and attack the butcher from behind. The wolf has got half of its body, with only the *** and tail exposed. The butcher cut off the wolf's hind legs from behind and killed the wolf as well. Then I realized that the wolf in front was pretending to be sleeping, which was actually used to lure the enemy.

Wolves are too cunning, but two wolves were hacked to death in a moment. How many deception methods can the beast have? It's just to make people laugh. 4. Rewrite the classical Chinese text "Wolf" into a vernacular story composition of 500 words

In the evening, a butcher was walking home. The meat in his burden had been sold out, and only some bones were left in the basket. As he walked, he found two wolves following him for a long distance. He was very scared, so he tried to throw the bone to the wolves.

A wolf stopped when he got a bone. The other wolf still followed him.

The butcher threw the bones to the wolves again. The wolf who got the bones behind stopped, but the wolf who got the bones in front arrived again. The bones were thrown away quickly, but the two wolves continued to chase the butcher together as before.

The butcher was very embarrassed and anxious, and was afraid that he would be attacked by a wolf at the same time. There there are wild to see Michael playing a game, the masters of the field to stack firewood in the wheat field to fight, into a hill-like coverage.

So the butcher ran and leaned under the pile of firewood, put down his burden and picked up the butcher's knife. The two wolves were afraid to come forward and stared at the butcher.

After a while, one wolf walked away and the other wolf squatted in front of the butcher like a dog. After a long time, the wolf's eyes seemed to be closed, and he looked very relaxed.

The butcher suddenly jumped up and chopped on the wolf's head with a knife, and then killed the wolf with several more chops. The butcher was about to start now, when he turned around and saw another wolf digging in the firewood behind the pile, trying to get in and attack the butcher in the back.

The body is already halfway in, with only the *** and tail exposed. The butcher cut off the wolf's thigh from behind and killed the wolf.

The butcher then realized that the wolf in front of him was pretending to sleep, and it turned out that he was using this method to lure the enemy. The wolves are too cunning, but in a short time both wolves were killed. How many deception methods can the beasts have? It's just adding more jokes to people. 5. To rewrite the ancient text "Wolf", it only needs 300 funny words.

A butcher went home after selling meat. It was getting late, and suddenly a wolf rushed up. It looked at the meat in the load as if it was greedy. It followed the butcher for several miles. The butcher was afraid, so he used his knife to scare the wolf, and the wolf took a step back. When the butcher moved forward, the wolf followed. The butcher thought, what the wolf wanted was meat, so he might as well hang the meat in a tree and wait until the next morning to get it again. So he hooked up the meat, stood up on tiptoes to hang the meat on the tree, and then showed the empty load to the wolf, and the wolf stopped following. The butcher went back and came to take the meat at dawn. He saw a big thing hanging on the tree from a distance, as if a man had been hanged. He was shocked and hesitantly came closer and saw that it was a dead wolf. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf was biting the meat, but the hook was caught in its jaw, just like a fish taking the bait. At that time the wolf skin was expensive, worth more than ten gold, so the butcher had some money.

People say they climb trees to seek fish, but who knows, this wolf climbs a tree to seek disaster. This is really funny!

Rewritten into vernacular:

I was really unlucky today and didn’t catch a single rabbit. It was already evening, and my eldest brother and I were wandering by the side of the road, our stomachs growling with hunger, waiting for the arrival of prey with a trace of fantasy and hope.

Suddenly, a butcher appeared at a fork in the road in the distance. He was strong and walking forward with a load on his back. Our eyes suddenly shined. Taking advantage of the fact that night is approaching and there are few people around, why don’t we start quickly? So my eldest brother and I followed the butcher in unison.

There were still some bones left in the butcher’s load. He probably noticed the two of us, so he hurriedly threw a bone out. I stopped to chew the bones first, while my elder brother continued to follow it. well! We have been hungry all day, how can these few bones satisfy our hunger? When the butcher threw the second bone, my elder brother stopped to chew the bone, and I followed him again. We have agreed that this fat sheep must not be let go tonight!

Okay, now that they have finished chewing the bones, my two brothers continue to follow him, ready to wait for an opportunity to strike! The butcher was so frightened that his whole body was soaked with sweat. The two of us were even more proud, planning how to subdue him in one fell swoop. Unexpectedly, when the butcher arrived in a wheat field, he suddenly ran to a mountain-like pile of firewood, put down his burden, picked up the butcher's knife, and faced the two of us.

The elder brother said that we should not act rashly. He has weapons in his hands and we must be careful. The butcher stared at us with his eyes wide open. We really didn't dare to rush forward, so we also stared at him with our eyes wide open. However, there was no way to go on like this. My elder brother came up with a good idea. He asked me to pretend to sleep in front of the butcher, so that the butcher could relax his vigilance. He himself pretended to leave, but in fact he was preparing to make a sneak attack from behind the firewood pile.

The plan was decided, and the eldest brother walked away. As for me, I squatted in front of him like a dog, with my eyes slightly closed and a leisurely expression, pretending to sleep. Suddenly, I felt like my head was struck by something sharp, followed by several more stabs on my body. Alas, I lost my life before I had a chance to fight back. I really can’t die in peace!

(When I arrived at the underworld, I was about to intercede with the King of Hell when my eldest brother also came. I hurriedly caught up and asked where it came from. The eldest brother said that half of his body and head had already burrowed into the pile of firewood. He was almost there, but the butcher cut off his legs from behind and killed him mercilessly. Alas, he died more unjustly than I did! I thought the two wolves were so cunning that they both died together in the blink of an eye. What a joke in human hands!) 6. Rewriting the ancient prose "Wolf" by Pu Songling

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A butcher went home after selling meat. It was getting late, and suddenly a wolf rushed up. It looked at the meat in the load as if it was greedy. It followed the butcher for several miles. The butcher was afraid, so he used his knife to scare the wolf, and the wolf took a step back. When the butcher moved forward, the wolf followed. The butcher thought, what the wolf wanted was meat, so he might as well hang the meat in a tree and wait until the next morning to get it again. So he hooked up the meat, stood up on tiptoes to hang the meat on the tree, and then showed the empty load to the wolf, and the wolf stopped following. The butcher went back and came to take the meat at dawn. He saw a big thing hanging on the tree from a distance, as if a man had been hanged. He was shocked and hesitantly came closer and saw that it was a dead wolf. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf was biting the meat, but the hook was caught in its jaw, just like a fish taking the bait. At that time the wolf skin was expensive, worth more than ten gold, so the butcher had some money. People say they climb trees to seek fish, but who knows, this wolf climbs trees to seek disaster. This is really funny! 7. How to rewrite "Wolf" from classical Chinese into vernacular story

1. I am a wolf. One day, my friends and I went out to find something to eat, and we happened to meet a As a butcher, we thought: There will be something delicious today! So I followed him closely. Unexpectedly, in order to get rid of us, the guy actually threw a piece of meat bone. I ate it. My friend was still chasing after me. He threw another piece and my friend ate it. I followed him.

He had no other choice, so he used a pile of firewood as a "bunker" and held a knife. We didn't dare to attack him, so we came up with a plan.

I asked my friend to sit in front and pretend to sleep. I went behind him and dug a hole in the firewood pile. Who knew that guy, after killing my friend, found me again? So, I died! -2. A butcher went home after selling meat.

It was getting late, and suddenly a wolf rushed up. It looked at the meat in the load as if it was greedy. It followed the butcher for several miles. The butcher was afraid, so he used his knife to scare the wolf, and the wolf took a step back. When the butcher moved forward, the wolf followed.

The butcher thought that what the wolf wanted was meat, so he might as well hang the meat on a tree and wait to get it again the next morning. So he hooked up the meat, stood up on tiptoes to hang the meat on the tree, and then showed the empty load to the wolf, and the wolf stopped following.

The butcher went back and when he came to take the meat at dawn, he saw a big thing hanging on the tree from a distance, as if a man had been hanged. He was shocked and hesitantly came closer and saw that it was a dead wolf. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf was biting the meat, but the hook was caught in its jaw, just like a fish taking the bait.

The wolf skin was expensive at that time, worth more than ten gold, so the butcher had some money. People say they climb trees to seek fish, but who knows, this wolf climbs a tree to seek disaster.

This is really funny.