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The story of the kitchen god

The Story of Kitchen God (5 pieces)

The story of the kitchen god 1 The 23rd of the twelfth lunar month is the day to send cookware. In the past, people invited Kitchen God to eat maltose and asked him to give some to the Jade Emperor. But now no one sends them candy. The Jade Emperor was unhappy because he couldn't eat sugar, so he called the Kitchen God and asked him. "You used to give me maltose on this day every year, but in recent years, how come I can't even see the shadow of sugar?"

Hearing the jade emperor's words, Kitchen God hurried to the worse gate to look down. According to past experience, as long as you see a room full of cigarettes, you will know that the owner is burning incense for the Buddha and will treat him to a big meal. But now, he looked and looked. Looking for it for a long time, my eyes are sour, but I still can't see any fireworks.

The kitchen god went down to the temple in a hurry and said to the jade emperor, "The jade emperor is not angry. Let me go to the lower world to have a look. " In this way, he came to this world.

Kitchen God landed in front of a big house and just opened the door, he was shocked, ah! Why are there monsters here? It is large and grotesque, with three rows of rotating teeth arranged in a zigzag pattern. It was chewing sugar cane, and soon, it chewed up a lot of sugar cane and swallowed it.

Although the Kitchen God is a fairy, he can only report to the Jade Emperor, and there is no great skill. He is obese, and now he wants to run and can't move, so he has to muster up courage and ask the monster trembling, "You ... where are you?"

"Kitchen God need not be afraid!" Suddenly, a man appeared in the field. Kitchen God looked carefully and saw an old man with a white beard, leaning on crutches. Oh, it's the founding father!

Father Rand said, "Little gods have been living in the world and know a little about human affairs. He knew it was not a monster, but a sugar cane press. Look at these sugar cane. With the pressure of the machine, sugar juice flowed out of them. I heard that sugar can be made after decoloration, filtration, evaporation and crystallization. "

Take a closer look at the kitchen god, no! Those pipes are full of sugar juice, which really makes him greedy. He ordered the land father-in-law: "Bring me maltose quickly!" " I will put in a good word for you in front of the Jade Emperor. "

Father Lu quickly said, "Yes! Yes! This is a sugar factory, not to mention sucrose, maltose, glucose, lactose, rock sugar, fructose, brown sugar ... take whatever you want! "

Kitchen God was overjoyed. He grabbed everything, took it home for a big meal, and gave half to the Jade Emperor.

The jade emperor nodded while eating, very satisfied, and repeatedly said, "Yes! Not bad! Sweeter than maltose! " The Jade Emperor was not satisfied with the candy and said to the Kitchen God, "I still want to eat candy!" " I want to taste sweeter sugar! "

Kitchen God went to find the earth god again. Father Land had to take him to find sugar again.

Kitchen God saw several sugar pots on the table, and the label of one of them said "Gentian Sugar". He thought, "Boy! Dragon's guts can be made into sugar! This sugar must be expensive! " I rushed over to grab this can of sugar and left. The father-in-law of the land chased the kitchen god and shouted anxiously, "wait a minute!" This is not ... "However, Kitchen God didn't even talk to him, just walked in the fog.

Hearing that Gentiana can make sugar, the Jade Emperor was so happy that he ordered the heavenly soldiers and generals: "Tie up all the dragon kings in the four seas! Use their internal organs to make sugar! "

The Jade Emperor ordered him to sit down and eat sugar. However, as soon as he took a bite of sugar, he frowned and asked, "Why isn't this sugar sweet?"

Hearing this, the Chef panicked and quickly took a bite, huh? Sure enough, it is not sweet, but also bitter!

The jade emperor was very unhappy and ordered the kitchen god: "change a good can of sugar for me quickly!" " "

Kitchen God did not dare to neglect, and quickly followed the orders of the Jade Emperor. He went to the earth to see the land father-in-law and complained to him, "Why don't you add sugar to me?"

Father-in-law of the land said unjustly, "The little god has been shouting, just go to heaven. What can the little god do? " No , you 're going the wrong way. This kind of gentian sugar is made from gentian. Gentiana is a plant, so what is Gentiana? "

Knowing that he was wrong, Kitchen God said nothing. Suddenly, he saw a jar on the shelf with the word "saccharin" on the label, so he opened the jar and dipped his finger in some particles and tasted it. Hey, it's so cute! Kitchen God thought, "This land god is really stingy. He hid the good candy on the shelf and wanted to take it for himself. " He took advantage of his grandfather's inattention to hide the saccharin jar in his robe sleeve and went to heaven.

The jade emperor was impatient with waiting. As soon as he saw Kitchen God coming back, he couldn't wait to grab the jar and put a handful of saccharin in his mouth.

"Oh, it's so bitter!" The jade emperor's face is wrinkled like a dried cucumber.

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he scolded the Kitchen God and almost tore off his beard. Not only that, he was furious with "people" and ordered Erlang God to go to the underworld and pull out all the sugar cane, so that people could not make sugar.

Erlang God came down to earth and was about to carry out the orders of the Jade Emperor. Father's land quickly got out of the ground, grabbed his sleeve and said, "Erlang Shen, don't start work!" It's all the fault of Kitchen God. Tell him to steal saccharin from heaven as sugar! In fact, saccharin is an organic compound called' o-sulfonimide', not sugar at all! "

Erlang is in a dilemma. What if the Jade Emperor doesn't carry out the orders?

The landowner had an idea: "It's a pity to pull out the sugar cane. It is better to turn it into a sweet potato, so that things will not be ruined and the jade emperor will not find it. "

Erlang God turned all sugar cane into sweet potato according to the idea of the land father-in-law.

After a while, the Jade Emperor and the Kitchen God wanted to eat candy again, and the two guys were so greedy that their mouths watered. The Jade Emperor said to the Kitchen God, "Go down again and bring me some sugar!" " "

The kitchen god replied sadly, "Without sugarcane, there will be sugar?" But he didn't dare to disobey the jade emperor's orders, so he had to descend to earth again.

Kitchen God went to ask Father Land for help again. He never dreamed that the land father-in-law helped him find sugar again! However, these sugars are not made from sugarcane, but from sugar beet and sugar sorghum. Not only that, Kitchen God also ate a kind of sugar made of sweet potato-isomeric sugar.

The Jade Emperor and Kitchen God finally have candy to eat again! They feel warm and energetic after eating sugar.

The Jade Emperor and the Kitchen God are both sugar addicts! They put a pile of sugar in their sleeves every day and eat it all the time. Eating and eating, after half a year, not only the kitchen god became fat, but also the jade emperor became a big fat man! By the end of the year, all their teeth were decayed. During the Chinese New Year, they have to drink soup instead of fish and meat!

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Piggy who loves sugar.

A tiger who loves candy.

The Story of Kitchen God 2 There is also a beautiful legend about Kitchen God and Grandma.

According to legend, in ancient times, there was a Zhang Sheng in the Central Plains who married Guo Dingxiang. Guo Dingxiang has fine features, looks like a fairy, has a gentle temperament, fastes and recites Buddha, and is charitable. Everyone envies Zhang Sheng for having a virtuous wife, and the husband and wife have deep feelings. Guo Dingxiang is not only beautiful, but also well managed. She grows cotton, defends herself and weaves; Planting mulberry, sericulture and brocade, from the midnight of the fifth watch, went to the rain in the wind, scrimped and saved, and the family business soon flourished and became a well-known rich household. Zhang's family is rich in grain and countless treasures. He lives a rich and happy life, and everyone envies him.

Who knows that after Zhang Jiafu became rich, he forgot his roots, indulged in pleasure, idled around all day, and was more fond of philandering, liking the new and hating the old. Soon, in the name of Guo Dingxiang's infertility, he married a beautiful young daughter-in-law Li Haitang. Although Li Haitang is beautiful, he is treacherous and lazy. He is jealous of Lilac soon after he goes through the door, and often makes trouble at home. Later, Haitang forced Zhang Sheng to put away the lilacs.

Guo Dingxiang left the Zhang family with tears in his eyes and went to the wilderness. She murmured, My chicken flies with me and my dog walks with me. So the chickens and dogs at home followed. Then she read again: Come with me to eat in the house and ask me for gold and silver. From then on, Guo Dingxiang settled down here and soon lived a comfortable life.

Since Zhang Sheng and Guo Dingxiang divorced, he and Haitang have been eating, drinking and having fun all day. In less than two years, they sold all their wealth. Zhang Sheng and Haitang have no choice but to beg along the street.

On a cold snowy day, Zhang Sheng came to a house to beg. At this time, he was so hungry that he could hardly walk and stand still. The maid looked at him pitifully, so she helped him into the kitchen, brought him delicious food, and gave him a hearty meal. Zhang Sheng listened to the maid and praised her hostess for her wisdom, kindness and charity. Unfortunately, her fate is not good, and she is still alone until now. Zhang Sheng admires the hostess very much and wants to thank the lady in person.

Just then, your wife came to the yard, and the maid quickly told Zhang Sheng, "Look, my wife is coming." . When Zhang Sheng saw this noble lady with a golden crown, gorgeous clothes and kind face, he quickly kowtowed and bowed, and repeatedly shouted: Aunt, aunt, thank you for saving my life!

Hearing this, your wife glared and roared: Wicker wears fish, you are blind, and when you see a good wife, call your aunt!

At this time, Zhang looked up and looked carefully. It turned out that he abandoned his wife Guo Dingxiang two years ago. He was ashamed and had nowhere to hide, so he finally got into the stove. When Guo Lilac saw it, she quickly followed him, went to the kitchen and hurriedly pulled him out. Poor Zhang Sheng was burned alive. Kind lilac saw this scene, mixed with grief and indignation, which made people feel sad. After she buried Zhang Sheng, she was depressed and died soon.

When the Jade Emperor learned about this, he regarded Guo Lilac as a woman in the kitchen before he died. Thinking that Zhang Sheng could admit his mistake, he made Zhang Sheng the king of the kitchen, responsible for delivering the news in heaven and earth.

Since Zhang Sheng became a kitchen god, he has come to the world every New Year's Eve to collect the good and evil deeds of various families and report them to the Jade Emperor on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month. According to this, the Jade Emperor promoted good and punished evil, in order to make the world peaceful.

When people learned that Zhang Chengsheng was the king of the kitchen, they remembered his life and were all in awe. They are worried that he will stir up trouble in front of the Jade Emperor. So on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, I kowtowed and nagged: Kitchen God, Kitchen God, God speaks well and the next world is safe. They also stuffed sugar into his mouth and touched sugar in his mouth, hoping that he would talk sweetly and not talk nonsense in front of the Jade Emperor.

Knowing the sufferings of the people, the Kitchen God sued the Three Corpses God for doing evil on earth, and warned every household to clean the courtyard from the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month to New Year's Eve, which frustrated the plot of the Three Corpses God.

As the saying goes: Lu Yao knows horsepower, and people will see it for a long time. Among the gods of heaven and earth, only Kitchen God is the most human and considerate, so it has always been admired by people all over the country. Send the Kitchen God on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month every year, and welcome the bride on New Year's Eve, and enjoy it every year.

Story 3 of Kitchen God It is said that "Kitchen King" was originally the prodigal Zhang Wancang, nicknamed Zhang Layue. Its original lilac girl is hardworking, virtuous, beautiful and kind. Zhang Layue took Lilac Girl out the back door because she liked the new and hated the old, and married Wang Haitang at the front door. A few years later, his family was squandered, Yue cried and regretted, begging in the street. One year on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, he begged at Lilac's house. Lilac saw Zhang pitying, so she asked the servant to invite him into the house and gave him a bowl of Longxu Noodles to eat. When he learned that this was his ex-wife's lilac house, he was ashamed and died on the stove. Since then, the virtuous lilac girl sacrificed him on the stove on the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, and passed it around, so the month was called "Kitchen God", and the custom of sticking "Kitchen God" on the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month was also circulated among the people.

The Story of Kitchen God 4 Long ago, there was a man named Zhang Sheng who married a daughter-in-law named Guo Dingxiang. Guo Dingxiang is very virtuous. Since she married Zhang Sheng, she has been insatiable from morning till night and has taken pains to do housework. Within a few years, their family business gradually flourished, and groups of horses and mules built hundreds of tile houses and became a large local family. Zhang Sheng can live a good life thanks to his hard work.

Zhang Sheng saw that his family business was getting bigger and bigger, and his life was very comfortable, but he never thought about how he got it. Seeing that Guo Dingxiang was overworked and old, he was not as beautiful as when he was young, and Zhang Sheng gradually liked the new and hated the old. Later, he stopped working all day, trying to take Guo Lilac away and find a younger and more beautiful daughter-in-law. He abused Lilac all day, and finally divorced Lilac and married Li Haitang, the daughter of the rich man. Li Haitang is lazy, drinking with Zhang Sheng all day and living a luxurious life. Because neither of them does housework, they live in vain. Soon, Zhang Sheng lost all his property and gradually became poor. His house and land were sold. Finally, he was so poor that he couldn't even eat. Li Haitang saw that he couldn't go on, so he sneaked away. Zhang Sheng finally became a beggar.

One day, Zhang Sheng wanted to open the door, and a servant gave him a bowl of soup. Zhang Sheng said, "This soup is really delicious. Give me another bowl. " The servant filled another bowl for Zhang Sheng to drink. After drinking two bowls of soup, Zhang Sheng saw that it was getting late and said, "It's getting late. Ask your host if you can let me stay in your kitchen for one night? " The servant said, "OK." Take Zhang Sheng to the kitchen. Zhang Sheng said that he was still hungry and wanted a bowl of soup. The servant gave him another bowl. After drinking, Zhang Sheng said, "Your boss is very kind. Please tell me that I want to see him. " The servant said, "Don't pay it back. My master has the best heart. Tell her and come. " Zhang sheng is very grateful. Just thinking, the shopkeeper came. Zhang Sheng looks familiar. After careful investigation, I found myself divorced. Lilacs. Laila asked Zhang Sheng, "How did you get here?" Zhang sheng is ashamed. I thought to myself, "where is the face?" When Zhang Sheng saw that the fire was burning under the cauldron of Lilac House, he plunged into the bottom of the cauldron and burned to death. The Jade Emperor knows that Zhang Sheng is not good, but he knows how to be shy. He burned himself to death, which shows that he is not bad in the end and can change his mind. Since he died under the pot, let him be named the kitchen god.

Zhang Tianshi issued a decree that Zhang Sheng was appointed king of the kitchen and head of the family. Every family should pay tribute to him with fruit at festivals. Every year on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, Master Chef Wang will ride a horse to the sky to report the situation of each household, and then come back on the 30th of the twelfth lunar month and spend seven days in the sky.

People are afraid that the chef will not speak well of himself in heaven. When sending him to heaven, they will tie a horse with straw, make some noodles, make him eat and drink, treat him well, and pray that he can talk well when he returns to heaven. Later, he made a sugar tray out of glutinous rice to honor him, trying to stick the mouth of the chef king with the sugar tray to prevent him from speaking ill. People also wrote a pair of couplets on both sides of the statue of Kitchen God: "God speaks well and goes back to the palace for good luck." Cross dressing is the "head of the family". Until now, there is still a saying called "Chewing a sugar dish for 23 miles, and celebrating the New Year for seven days".

The Story of Kitchen God 5 Today is the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, a traditional festival of China people-a day for families to pay homage to Kitchen God. Few people burn incense on this day now, but this holiday custom has been circulating.

I remember when I was a child, every family offered sacrifices to the kitchen god. At that time, there were few beautifully printed paintings on the kitchen god. Next to the headlight nest of the kitchen stove, there is a tablet of the kitchen god. There is a piece of yellow paper on the wall, which says "the position of kitchen god" in the middle. On both sides are couplets, "Heaven speaks well, and the lower bound is safe"; Above is a horizontal batch, the "head of the family", and a folk allegorical saying, "Kitchen God horizontal batch-the head of the family" nailed two Xiao Mu forks under the tablet made of that paper to hold up a small board one foot long and half a foot wide, which was used to put incense burners and candy for Kitchen God.

Legend has it that on this day, the kitchen god worshipped by every household will return to heaven, report his work in the world for one year to the Jade Emperor, and reflect people's demands and good wishes to the Jade Emperor. So in the morning of this day, people lit a wick incense, kowtowed three times and kowtowed nine times, silently prayed to the kitchen god in their hearts, and entrusted the kitchen god to bring their wishes to the Jade Emperor, hoping that their wishes could be realized.

When I was a child, my father once told us a story about how the kitchen god satisfied people's wishes.

The story is that a long time ago, an old gentleman hired a small long-term worker and turned eighteen in a flash. There is a son outside the old member, the same age as this coolie. The difference is that the sons other than the old members not only don't need to work in the fields, but also have already married and had children. The coolie thinks it's unfair.

On the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month this year, the small long-term worker received a year's salary and went home to celebrate the New Year with his only relative, his old father. It is said that the father of a small long-term worker sent candy and incense to his kitchen god on this morning, and then prayed silently in his heart after three buckles and nine worships: "Master Kitchen God, have a heart and let my son have a wife as soon as possible ..."

That night, the little laborer had a dream about the kitchen god. Kitchen God told him: "Tomorrow, you and a beautiful girl go to the market to buy a New Year picture and stick it on the wall on your kang, and your old father's wish will come true." Although the small long-term worker didn't know what his father's wish was, he did it anyway.

On New Year's Eve, midnight arrived, and the small laborers and their old father boiled jiaozi water and set off firecrackers in the yard. After setting off firecrackers, I can't go home happily and cook jiaozi. Opening the door, I saw a beautiful and dignified girl busy wrapping jiaozi in front of the stove. Looking up at the kitchen god, the kitchen god seems to be watching them laugh; Entering the back room again, the New Year pictures on the wall turned into a blank sheet of paper, and the old father suddenly understood that the girl who cooked jiaozi was the daughter-in-law that the Kitchen God asked the Jade Emperor to give him.

In a blink of an eye, the end of the year, the small long-term workers have a fat son in vain, but they have been working behind the back of the old members for many years, and the days are tighter than before. Small long-term workers feel unfair. Today is New Year's Eve. The first thing a coolie does when he gets up in the morning is to give incense to the kitchen god and pray for wealth. In the evening, the kitchen god came again, and the first sentence when they met said, "Young man, you are not satisfied." There is a daughter-in-law and son who want to get rich. How can there be so many good things in the world? "

The little laborer asked the kitchen god, "Why can't I be like the old man's son?"

Kitchen God said, "Can he compare with you? He only has a life span of 23 years, and you have a life span of 73 years! "

The small laborer said, "Even if I live to be 103, will I still be poor?" I would rather live to be twenty-three like him than be poor forever. "

The Kitchen God thought for a moment and said to him, "Well, tomorrow you can pick up a New Year picture in the market with a gold ingot and buy one, just stick it on the kang wall."

The next day, the same is true for small long-term workers.

On new year's eve, the small long-term workers went home after setting off firecrackers. He was stunned, and the kang was filled with Huang Chengcheng's gold ingots.

With money, small long-term workers don't have to carry work for others. They bought a lot of land at home, built a four-in-one compound and hired several long-term workers. Since then, small long-term workers have become well-known large migrant workers. In order to have more grandchildren, his old father married his son several daughters-in-law. A few years later, the old man became a group of grandchildren and lived happily.

Small long-term workers never forget the kindness of chef Wang, but they don't know how to repay them. After many days of hard thinking, I decided to build an ancestral temple for Master Chef Wang at home, so I hired a mason to build a grand ancestral temple for Master Chef Wang and carved a gold-plated clay statue.

It was New Year's Eve, and Kitchen God came to his dream again, telling him that his birthday would be at midnight, so that he could get ready.

The next day, he told the child, "I will leave at the age of 30." Whenever and wherever, don't forget the great kindness of Master Chef, especially on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, and don't forget to give incense to Master Chef. "

At the age of 30, she came to the ancestral hall of Master Chef Wang early, sat opposite Master Chef Wang, set a sumptuous dining table, ate a bite of rice by herself and fed Master Chef Wang a bite of rice. Take a sip of wine by yourself, and master chef will take a sip of wine. In this way, a mouthful of food, a mouthful of wine, while eating and drinking, while saying words of gratitude, so that Master Chef Wang's face is full of food and wine, all greasy. In the middle of the night, the prince sent two imperial envoys to meet him. Seeing him drinking face to face with the kitchen god, I didn't dare to disturb him. He rushed back to the prince and reported, "that boy is drinking with the kitchen god, talking and laughing, and we dare not disturb him."

Yan didn't believe me, so he personally took two imperial envoys to see him. When I got there, it was true, so I flew into a rage and went to the Jade Emperor's theory. After listening to this, the Jade Emperor said, "Really, Lao Zhang is drinking a celebration wine with all the immortals now?" As they spoke, they came to the banquet hall to find the kitchen god. Kitchen God said, "That's me. That's what he did for me. Thank you for my gold-plated clay sculpture. "

The Jade Emperor and Yan Emperor were very moved to hear that there were such people who thanked them for their kindness, so they exempted the small long-term worker from the death penalty and let him live as long as he could.

The little long-term worker accompanied the statue of Master Chef Wang to drink till dawn, but he was still alive, while the old man's son died as scheduled at midnight that year.

The final conclusion is, to be a man, you should know how to repay kindness.