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What can you tell me that there are no surprises or surprises?

1. The overpass cannot be regarded as a symbol of modernization, it is a last resort.

2. Do you still remember that feeling of liking it so much that you can’t stand it anymore? I remember, but I just don’t dare to do it anymore.

3. How are you now? Are you happy today? Have you received the blessings I sent you from afar? I will light three hundred and sixty-five candles for you, just to bless you forever.

4. Save water, can you wash it with your girlfriend?

5. What makes women never forget is feelings, and what makes men never forget is feeling. Emotions settle over time, and feelings disappear over time. After all, they are different animals, so who can understand who loves deeply, and who can understand who leaves?

6. Love does not mean being together if you are in sync with each other

7. I thought I could forget it if I didn’t think about it, but who knew I still miss you so much

8. Breaking a promise makes you fat. Break a promise and break a promise. Refers to not keeping one's word and only seeking to take advantage of oneself.

9. Afraid that you know but afraid that you don’t know. Worst of all, afraid that you know but pretend not to know...

10. After all, we comfort others too well. , and when it was his turn, he lost his sense of proportion.