People are not smart and bald like others! !

1, brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

If you eat too much sugar, you will get diabetes. I like you so much that I will be tired.

4, New Year's Day is coming, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, can't reach it, stand up, someone respects, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

Do you think the bell is a good voice in China?

6. If I can't be Teletubbies and Spongebob, I'll be a computer baby.

7. [If you don't leave, I will live and die together. ]

8. All the hopes you gave me made me despair.

9, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness! !

10, it's not that I was careless, it's that I did it on purpose.

1 1, at first, finally, strange, familiar and strange.

12, today's June 1, there is no candy, no games, only I look at the sky and remember.

13, I dreamed of Meng Po last night, so I said to her: Meng Po brought me a bowl of vinegar, and my stomach has been bad recently.

14. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let others find shoes.

15, hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

16, if my son doesn't listen, he can fight appropriately, otherwise it won't show Lao Tzu's majesty. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.

17. A good woman will be crushed by the man she loves.

18, when will you take revenge? Take it all at once.

19. Now I'll tell you my wedding day. Audition is in progress.

I will never forget you. Your promise is as beautiful as a lie.

People are not smart and dare to imitate others' baldness.

1, people are not smart, dare to be bald like others?

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

5, raw, easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

6. I won't tell you if I kill you.

7. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

8. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

9. Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

10, it's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

1 1, how to lose weight without eating?

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

13. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

14, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

15. If I become an emperor, I will definitely make you a prince.

16, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can a corner be dug down?

17. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

18, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.

19, I am different from you, because I am human.

20. How many worries can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

2 1, I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: "Dad!"

22. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ......

24. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

25, the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

26. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, our Thousand Hands Guanyin has been streaking for more than 20 years.

27. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

28. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ......

29, pee with you!

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

3 1. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

32. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

33, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ......

35, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ......

36. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

37. I can't take care of myself in my personal life!

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ......

39. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I envy talents!

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

4 1, get out of here as far as your mind is!

42. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

43. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Boss, is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

45, the highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

46. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

47, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

48. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

49. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

5 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun.

52. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

When I woke up, it was already dark.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

55. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

56. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

57. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

58. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it!

People are not smart, and they are as bald as others-tell me about the classic funny personality.

I'm drunk and nobody listens, so just hold the wall!

Get married and have children, you are doomed to be a fool.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Textbooks must be lost if they pass the exam, and they must be nerds if they pass the exam.

Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is telling stories.

My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

Lao Tzu said: sleep can sleep, very sleep.

You believe in advertisements. You are stupid to study!

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil wears Prada!

The mine disaster continued in the review, and the rise in property prices was under control.

History cannot go backwards, because history is a one-way street along time. Can't even stop the red light.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are as educated as you.

Don't look for me, let alone me.

You told me to go out, and I went out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

There is no rehearsal in life, every day is live!

I haven't been in the Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in the Jianghu.

Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

People are not smart and bald like others.

Xp is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

I don't like the teacher's dogma, but it is hypocritical to tell us what I like best.

You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

Low-key is the most awesome b show off!

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

It is hard to find a job, but it is not hard to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.

Live well, because we will die for a long time!

Classic Quotations: People are not smart and dare to imitate others' baldness.

1, people are not smart, dare to be bald like others?

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

5, raw, easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

6. I won't tell you if I kill you.

7. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

8. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

9. Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

10, it's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

1 1, how to lose weight without eating?

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

13. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

14, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

15. If I become an emperor, I will definitely make you a prince.

16, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can a corner be dug down?

17. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

18, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.

19, I am different from you, because I am human.

20. How many worries can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

2 1, I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: "Dad!"

22. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ......

24. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

25, the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

26. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, our Thousand Hands Guanyin has been streaking for more than 20 years.

27. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

28. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ......

29, pee with you!

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

3 1. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

32. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

33, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ......

35, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ......

36. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

37. I can't take care of myself in my personal life!

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ......

39. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I envy talents!

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

4 1, get out of here as far as your mind is!

42. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

43. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Boss, is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

45, the highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

46. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

47, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

48. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

49. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

5 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun.

52. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

When I woke up, it was already dark.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

55. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

56. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

57. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

58. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it!