What's so funny about not paying back the money?

1. Beautiful and annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

2. What is money? Something I don't have.

I finally know why I wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

4. oh, my god If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

You told me today that you were fat and ugly. I said, what are you afraid of with me here?

7. What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

8. The head can be broken and the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

9. A man keeps his word-I won't pay back the money if I say no!

10. I never told you my real identity, but I am actually Snow White.

1 1. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

12. I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

13. Sometimes, I want to be "full" in my dreams.

14. I am not a social person, but there are people in my society.

15. China's good voice is the most beautiful classroom in the eyes of primary school students.

16. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

17. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

18. I will try to save money to buy an ATM.

19. Go to the school gate to kick a bike when you are in a bad mood. Kick one. Invert a line.

20. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!