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Super rude and dirty words (37 sentences)

1. You are so naturally inspiring!

2. Why does your face always match your IQ?

3. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

4. Are you the only one on your household registration book?

5. Your birth is a letter of apology from Durex.

6. It is my fault that the son does not teach his father.

7. When *** gave birth to you, it was adjusted to a random state.

8. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply, well, you are really 13.

9. You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

10. Do you have a medical qualification certificate? Why do you call me **?

11. Seeing your face, I prefer my butt.

12. You are so handsome, so cool, and so stupid!

13. You have a dung beetle on your face, but you insist that it is a beauty mark.

14. Looking at you dressed as a ghost, ghosts will be paralyzed when they see you!

15. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

16. Are your parents doing chemistry? You look like a guinea pig.

17. If you stick a feather duster on your head, do you really think of yourself as a chicken?

18. I feel lonely playing with myself, don’t you think?

19. Plant you in a flowerpot so that you know what a plant is.

20. What’s so awesome about you? Say it and it will make me happy!

21. Don’t think that I don’t know that you look like a pig after plastic surgery.

22. Don’t force me to add verbs or nouns between me and your whole family.

23. I didn’t want to say it at first, but I would feel sorry for myself if I didn’t scold you.

24. Although I don’t understand you as well as L’Oréal Paris, you are full of benefits.

25. Do you suddenly think of someone or something, and then laugh.

26. When *** takes you shopping, others ask: Sister, how much did you buy this monkey for?

27. If you say you can do something, if you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you.

28. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

29. I just need a 360-degree spiral to send you to the sky and explode, lighting up the lights of thousands of homes.

30. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

31. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But bro, you made me do this.

32. If you are smelling of inferior perfume all day long and you are always next to a man, who will take a second look at you?

33. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

34. You stupid 13 are just like the crops in the South, which are harvested three times a year and never take a rest.

35. Only when you are at your lowest can you know that there are actually all kinds of dogs around you.

36. Are nymphomaniacs guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick to your stomach.

37. Are you jealous that I have a man? Jealousy is just jealousy. Don’t be a dog. Is it interesting to slander me behind your back?