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1. Can't be called Cheng, can't be called Chen. It's Cheng, and Erdong is Chen. If you don't distinguish between Chen and Cheng, you will mistake one for another.

2. Appear at the age of one, make progress every day at the age of ten, be ambitious at the age of twenty, be basically oriented at the age of thirty, be popular everywhere at the age of forty, work hard at the age of fifty, retire at the age of sixty, play mahjong at the age of seventy, bask in the sun at the age of eighty, lie in bed at the age of ninety and hang on the bed at the age of one hundred.

3. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the pole tie to the bench.

There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons.

5. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

6. There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons.

7. The monk carries the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk cooks soup at the top of the tower, and the soup is cooked in the soup sliding tower.

8. If you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.