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Write a meaningful sketch

A, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night, my dream! Very strange, I dreamed of my five senses, from ...

B! Head.

ah.

b ha ha! Ha ha!

hello, hello!

b do you still know me?

I dare not admit it! May I have your name, please

b my last name is Yan.

a's surname ... what's it?

the second surname is eye.

Do you have your surname in Jiabaijia?

b is the first one.

which sentence is A?

b Qiansun Zhao "eye".

a has never heard of it! Qiansun Zhao "eye"? Qiansun Zhao Lee!

b, Zhou Wu Zheng "eyes"!

king Wu of Jia Zhou.

b feng Chen Chu "eyes".

a, don't pestle! Aren't you afraid of being blind?

b no, I ...

a what's your name?

b my name is eye.

nail eyes?

b, right!

a oh, did you say that this person is called an eye? Huh?

b what's your part called?

a don't touch it!

b no, I was just asking.

A is damaged. Where can I match this part?

b what's your name?

a I have eyes.

b I am your eyes.

a you are my eyes?

b is right.

a my eyes look like hairtail? What are you doing here?

I haven't seen you for days. I missed you. I'll come and see you.

a ouch! Thank you, please find a place to sit down and watch.

b, sit down and watch.

a I'll go on with my dream.

c yo-ho! There you are.

a, why is there another one?

hello, c! Do you still know me?

a, did you ask me that? I dare not admit it.

c: ouch, it's true that the dragon king temple was washed away by the flood, and the family disowned the family!

a what's your name, please?

my surname is nose.

a, the surname ... why are all these surnames so awkward? Nose, do you have your last name in Baijia?

c has.

which sentence is A?

c Qiansun Zhao "nose".

a goes! Never heard of it! Qiansun Zhao "eye"! Cough! "Sun eyes" he said! What's your name?

call me nose.

nail nose.

c, I am your nose.

armour is broken! My nose is coming down, too What are you doing here?

I haven't seen you for days. I miss you. I'll come and smell you.

a smells me! Go, go! Stop smelling it! Sit there, sit there.

c, haha.

what a dream!

ding yo-ho!

a, why is there another one? Hello, hello!

ding, there you are. Do you still know me?

why does a ask me all this? I dare not admit it!

ding, you really have a window on the roof-no one can recognize you!

a who's calling, please?

ding, I am your ear!

a my ear is here, too.

ding is coming down!

jiayue, what are you doing here?

I haven't seen you for many days. I miss you. I'm here to listen to you.

a listen to me? You sit here and listen! My dream,

e yo-ho! There you are.

a.

a and e, do you still know me?

ugh! Why is this guy so energetic?

I know you, aren't you Zhao Yan?

ugh! No ..... Where am I Zhao Yan?

a aren't you Zhao Yan?

e, have a good look.

what does a think ... I can't see it.

e, what happened to your eyes?

a my eyes are resting there!

me, my last name is mouth.

what's the first name? What's your name?

shut up!

a, what's your name?

I haven't heard of it!

Jia zui zui ...

E is outrageous! My last name is mouth, my name is mouth, my full name is mouth, and I am your mouth.

oh! Are you my mouth?

not bad.

a my mouth is rich enough.

the mouth is full of food!

a what are you doing here?

I haven't seen you for days. I miss you. I'll chew you.

ah ... you treat me like a sheep's head?

e, make out!

is a so affectionate? What are you doing here with all your five senses?

e, I won't congratulate you!

Here's C. Congratulations!

congratulations, ding, on your achievements!

b congratulations on winning the honor.

a what honor do I have? Are you congratulating me so much?

c? Don't you get it?

what's the matter with a?

c not long ago, you were rated as the top comedian.

a, there is this.

hehe!

ding, I've heard that!

what did a hear?

ding, you also received such a freshman award.

look at my ears.

b also paid so many bonuses.

a did you see it?

at 3: 3 at night, don't you count it again.

who's counting?

no, the key is that you have the honor. We want to ask: How did you get this honor?

hehe.

a is still my mouth. How did you get the honor?

close it.

A's superior's correct leadership, the support of peers, the enthusiastic help of the audience, and my personal efforts.

b what about me?

c what about me?

what about me?

what about me?

armour is broken! That's not enough honor. We'll get four points. What's in your way!

huh?

c is ungrateful.

kick down the ladder!

b beat the monk after reading the scriptures.

curse the cook when you are full.

a, where is so much nonsense?

c I can tell you, brain! You have won such a great honor, which has a lot to do with the functions of our five senses.

each of the five senses has its own function.

c, tell me, who is the most effective?

ding who is the head of the five senses?

b who should make the first contribution?

who will get the first prize?

a, how do you think I can answer this question? These five senses are all over my head, which is an organic whole! Who takes the lead and who takes the second? Who gets the first bonus? I can't tell the difference!

c nonsense!

ding is presumptuous!

b is unreasonable!

propped up!

c-head! I can tell you that you became the number one comedian because of my nose.

What does A have to do with your nose?

c is so relevant!

a, tell me!

c, think about it. My nose is the only respiratory organ in your head. It breathes and inhales more than 1, times a day. If I don't work one day, you can't stand it.

a yes! Your nose is in charge of venting. Why don't you work?

c, we won't talk about it during the day, and it's the same at night.

what happened to a at night?

c, your old man fell asleep in bed.

a has a rest!

c's eyes are closed! Your mouth is closed! My ears are resting!

a pair.

c: oh, let me work the night shift alone? People's factories talk about three shifts! Even if you let me rest for an eighth.

a rest for a while, and I'll go into shock. Can we have a rest?

furthermore, c said, since you were so big, when did you leave my nose?

a that's true. I've had this thing since I was born, and it's original.

furthermore, my nose is still the olfactory organ on your head.

how do you call a sense of smell?

c, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant and what is smelly.

A needs my nose to smell.

C. Without my nose.

a?

c said rudely, you are hungry!

how about a?

c, you will go to the toilet!

a, go back! What am I doing there?

c, can't you smell it?

line a, line b, your nose is very important!

c is important. Then I have to ask you: since my nose is so important, why didn't you say anything about the contribution of my nose when you spoke at the comedian's award-winning conference?

a how can I mention it? That's what I came up with: comrades! My nose is the main reason for judging me as a comedian. You don't have to give me the banner, just hang it on my nose ... Can you hang this thing?

you have to reconsider the treatment of my nose anyway.

the nail nose is very important.

b nonsense!

a, what's the matter with you!

what's wrong with b? His nose is important, but my eyes are not?

a I didn't mean that.

b my eyes are more important than my nose.

what about a?

b your cleverness and intelligence can only be reflected in me.

a, yes! That's what people say. Ma Ji is smart, right? So smart, smart in those watery ... Small eyes.

b you use me to communicate with the audience, and you use me to express your emotions. Excuse me, can you learn culture and knowledge without my eyes? Can you express your emotions without my eyes? Hmm? Can you see the world without my eyes? Hmm? Without my

eyes ... hmm!

what's wrong with a?

b that's it. I have to worry about your marriage.

A's eyes are worried about my marriage? What's the matter?

what's wrong with b? When you two first met, didn't I make eyes at her? Head! I also tell you that I have seen all the things you did from love to marriage.

a look at my wicked eyes.

b, if you don't treat me better, I'll tell you everything. Comrades, let me say it for the first time today.

don't! Your eyes are very important, and I can't live without you.

b by the way, who shows you the way after work every day?

a is right, I can't live without this eye.

b is right!

c it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! You can still go home without your eyes.

A can't. How can I find my way without eyes?

c, with my nose, we'll go back when we smell it!

a I have a dog nose? Does it make sense?

b is dying, no! You don't ... Just be nice to me, and I'm sure I'll repay you.

how can A repay me?

if you do bad things again in the future, I'll turn a blind eye.

a have I done anything bad?

b my eyes are very important.

ding nonsense!

a what's the matter with you?

I heard all what Ding just said!

yes, you thief, why can't you hear anything?

What did Ding say? Eyes are important. Is my ear dispensable?

a I didn't say that.

my ear is the information organization on your head.

a information agency?

ding relies on my ear to send you a message, but not my ear? Can you hear what music is? What is singing? What is singing opera? "Wang! Woof! Wang! " What is this?

I can hear this!

what is ding?

a this is a dog barking.

Ding is right. Without my ears, do you think your third uncle is singing opera?

a goes! How can you talk?

Ding grew up listening to reports, lectures, talks, music and what has left my ears?

a hey hey! Right, right! Ears are important.

don't talk about it, Ding. Even you have never left my ear when you are in love.

a, why did you bring this up? What do I have to do with your ears?

ding yo! You always kiss each other and confide your love to each other. What do you depend on?

what does a depend on? It's expressed by that mouth.

ding said by mouth? ..... What are you talking about?

a didn't hear it.

ding is right! With my sensitive ears, you will hear clearly.

what does a mean?

ding, she said! Be careful, my lover is in the back!

a ... is that ridiculous? Is my third party involved?

ding, I am obedient to you anyway.

a well, my ears are good for me.

but what about you, ding?

me?

ding, you treat us like three, six, nine, etc. What do you treat them like?

a treats them equally!

does ding treat everyone equally? You like eyes, put a color change mirror on him and let him boast!

a is that a boast? Wear glasses to protect your eyesight.

d, put a mask on your nose and mouth.

a yes, talk about hygiene.

Ding puts a scarf around your neck.

a yes, take care of your voice.

Ding put a hat on your head.

A looks energetic in a hat.

ding, what did you buy for my ears?

a, I really haven't bought anything for this ear.

It doesn't matter if Ding doesn't buy it, but you shouldn't put a mask strap and glasses legs all over my ears.

a, you said that he still feels wronged for such a small matter.

ding is wronged! There is one thing you are most sorry for me.

a oh? What's wrong with you?

ding, our ears are close, so you have to let us live apart for a long time!

a ..... put your ears aside, it won't be a sale!

Don't worry about Ding. If you make it clear, you must say ...

C, stop crying! It's endless. Why are you crying?

what's bothering you when he's wronged?

I don't care where he wronged me. You let everyone see, so soon, he pulled all my nose red!

a, stop pulling! I'm not happy!

ding, do you think my ears are important?

a is important! I can't live without you.

nonsense!

what's the matter with a?

e, I didn't say you, I said him! I heard everything he said.

a heard you.

e is outrageous!

a is.

e, they call it honor. Don't understand the truth, we are a whole.

a pair.

e, when your head is honored, everyone will have a share.