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Poisonous chicken soup. Tell me about it.

1, great men are great because they lost at the starting line but won at the turning point, and you have no turning point.

2. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly. Ugliness is not important. Use your manners to let others know that you are still a person with no connotation. Don't give up meaningless, learn from now on. When you have read enough books, you will find yourself stupid.

3. Girls refuse others to say that it is inappropriate. This kind of inappropriateness may be worth speculating. Boys say it's inappropriate, which is probably an ugly refusal.

4. "Good-looking women are unreliable." "Isn't that pretty?" "It's neither good-looking nor reliable."

5, life is like a glass of water, lonely, lonely, lonely, a lifetime is over.

6. A high number means that three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are really helpless.

7. Besides the rich, there are two kinds of people in the world: those who scrimp and save to buy luxury goods, and those who scrimp and save to buy luxury goods.

8. If you are angry with others 1 minute, you will lose 60 seconds to brush your circle of friends in your life.

9. It is raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it's a knife.

10, work hard while you are young, otherwise how can you know if you are a character or a waste?

QQ space classic sad talk: Life is short, and once it turns, it will be a lifetime.

1. Give me an invitation when you get married, too. Happy, sad, angry and gentle. I've seen your appearance, and I just want to see what you don't belong to me in the end. If you are not dispensable, how can he be hot and cold? I heard that your life is very good, you moved, changed your mobile phone and forgot me. I admit that I am not that strong, I just try to be brave again and again. I learned later that I love the sea, but I can't jump into it. 6. Some words are only suitable for sticking to the heart and rotting in the heart. 7. Reunion is like going back to the past, but I can't find the original feeling anymore. 8. I am more and more afraid to look for you, because your indifference is beginning to make me feel so cheap to take the initiative. 9. I personally destroyed too much trust, but I finally hugged you and said that I still believe, please don't go. 10. Life is more and more depressing, and you are less and less like yourself. 1 1. The wind is destined to be an unruly passer-by, and you and I are just passers-by in a season. 12. Are you tired of playing? My eyes are tired. 13. Do you like my ponytail or shoulder-length hair? I don't like you. 14. How can you know that I am eager to know everything about you, but it hurts? 15. Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up. 16. I'm sorry to bother you before, but it won't happen again. 17. Life is short, and once you turn around, it will be a lifetime. 18. You take out the key and open the door. In the dark, the corridor turns on the light, the bedroom turns on the light, you fall asleep in bed, wake up in the middle of the night with a thirsty mouth, and the kettle beside the bed is empty. You fell asleep again until you were so hungry that you got up, opened the refrigerator, and finally rummaged through everything and found a bag of instant noodles. You can't wait to open it. When you soak it in warm water, you will laugh. This is the taste of loneliness. 19. Affectionate people will never be understood and cherished. 20. You don't have to pretend that it doesn't matter, and I don't want to pester you anymore. 2 1. Don't embarrass yourself. After all, few people are willing to help you out. 22. I really want to say that I am so tired that I don't know how much I like love. 23. Later, I heard that you have a new lover. From then on, my hero fought for another girl. 24. Favorite singing is not good, favorite dishes can't be bought, favorite clothes are often inappropriate, and favorite people can't meet them. 25. Living like single dog with a boyfriend. 26. You always say that there will be plenty of time in the future. Finally, after most of your life, you sigh that time has passed and you can't stand it. 27. Is there a person who will panic when he hears his name, then pretend not to care and continue to listen to his triviality? When he sees a figure similar to him, he will stop and stand in the same place until he watches the man leave and cries when he thinks of his appearance. The face I kissed gently has blurred how long you have been away. I don't want to think about it, but I would rather forget it. 28. Don't take me on the road. Sad to say: you have been here for a while, and I have missed it all my life. _ Sad sentences

Lead: Goodbye, I love you so much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried a lot, so I don't regret it. Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

1, love is so pale and powerless in front of money.

2. When a place has nothing to miss, you have to leave.

I saw the shadow of childhood in you, but we all became young people.

Life is full of regrets, what we can do is to minimize them.

You have been here for a while, and I miss you all my life.

6. That year, I met you and believed in something called forever; That year, you left me, and I packed my memories alone.

7. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

8. I thought I was strong. At the moment I met you again, I collapsed.

9. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside may not miss you that much.

10, daughter-in-law, you can be as strong as you can outside. Come back to my arms. I forbid you to be brave again. Come back to my arms and take out all your little vulnerabilities. I will protect you.

1 1. Have you ever seen all the modal phrases of others but never commented on them?

12, you learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

13, not caring, just afraid to ask, afraid to know everything about you.

14, I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

15, I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it is friendship or love.

16, how lonely life is, it is always good to be remembered. Every word warms each other.

17, you woke me up suddenly. The time we met can be calculated in years. You found your love, and I was still wandering in the same place.

18, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

19, is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it?

20. Seeing that I was so serious and pious in other people's track, I was extremely sad. I wanted to cry when I thought that I had trudged all the way from Qianshan.

2 1, some people, this life will not be together, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for life.

22, you can understand, if one day I don't make trouble, what that means.

23. I'm used to not caring, but I don't care about anything.

24, some things, I pretend not to know some words, I pretend not to hear some people, I pretend to smile at you.

25. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

26. Does anyone silently delete their typing when they see the other person "typing" while chatting?

27. I will try my best to smile, just so as not to worry you.

28. You can't cross my world, and I will never stop your world.

29. How many people wish you happiness? There is a hidden word behind them. I still love you. Come back.

30. The torrent of years swept away youth and years, leaving only a scarred body and a vicissitudes of life.

3 1, the worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

33, desperately drunk, just to find an excuse to cry.

34. You said it would make me happy. So in your heart, happiness means giving up.

35. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covered my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink.

36. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When you build it carefully, when you take it apart, you just need to pull it gently.

At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.

38, no matter how annoying, don't forget to smile, no matter how bitter, don't forget to persist, no matter how tired, don't forget to cherish yourself.

39. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

40. I am not afraid that others love you, because I believe I can beat them with my love. But I am so afraid that you love others, which makes me powerless and desperate.

Editor's note: It is the greatest happiness to have someone who knows you. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you, and will not let you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

Meet again, a lifetime of injury …

A modest, docile, self-sustaining life, not confused, not trapped in love, not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past.

Second, the beauty of a person is not his appearance, but all his past experiences, which leave scars in his heart and fade away gradually, making him strong and serene. Therefore, elegance is not trained, but an experience. Indifference is not camouflage, but precipitation. In a sense, people will never get old, only appearance will get old, and time will make a soul more and more moving.

Third, in the early days of love, there is a taste of green papaya, with a faint fragrance and astringency. You won't feel astringent when you are strong. In the end, it will return to the original fragrance.

I wish I were a star: if I could shine, I wouldn't be afraid of the dark. If I am beautiful, then all my fears will disappear.

I'm fine without you, but that doesn't mean you are unimportant.

6. Some people seem to smile all day, not because everything goes well with them, but because they are braver than you to face problems, good at forgetting misfortunes and embracing the future.

At the most vulnerable time, you will miss that person, and at the most vulnerable time, you will feel pity. You are the future person of the other party. Amy Cheung

Maybe, isolation is the best way for me to protect myself.

Nine, the road ahead is still far, you can cry, but you must go on and never stop.

In the future, if you promise her long-term love, will you remember the time you owe me?

Eleven, life can follow one's inclinations, but you can't go with the flow.

Twelve, there is no fast lane for success, and there is no highway for happiness. All success comes from unremitting efforts and running; All happiness comes from ordinary struggle and persistence.

Thirteen, we must learn to accept the changes of everyone around us. No one is static. Maybe some people will occasionally give you the cold shoulder, some people will occasionally get close to you, and some people will suddenly hate you. You have to accept that you can't change everyone's life, which is inevitable. Everyone has a happy and unhappy life. Only when the weather is sunny can we accept everyone's change with confidence.

Fourteen, when you encounter shameless betrayal in your feelings, please choose to make a clean break with it. Don't choose reconciliation because you don't want to pay, your heart will be broken again. Have you ever seen a man and a dog feed a bone and get it back from the dog?

Fifteen, if you want to live an ordinary life, you will encounter ordinary setbacks. If you want to live the best life, you will encounter the strongest harm. The world is fair. If you want the best, it will definitely give you the greatest pain. If you can break through, you are the winner. If not, go back and be an ordinary person.

Sixteen, there is a silence, this silence is called unrequited love. I choose silence because I don't want to face your lies. I can pretend that I don't care, so I can't see my heart being hurt.

Seventeen, like a person, there is no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

18. The first half of your life may belong to others and live in other people's opinions. Then give the rest of your life back to yourself and follow your inner voice.

Nineteen, a person with a peaceful mind can live a happy life anywhere, with excited and optimistic thoughts, just like living in a palace. There is no need to go through all kinds of hardships to find new things, whether it is clothes or friends.

Twenty, many times, we are not good at expressing, not revealing our true feelings, untrustworthy, elusive, vague, full of obstacles and timid.

Twenty-one, simplicity is not less, but there is no redundancy. Enough is not much, but you happened to be there. -Gao Yuanyuan Mark Chao's wedding invitation.

I don't want to bother you, I just want to wish you well. After all, love is not possession, but sincere prayer, wishing the beloved happiness forever. I won't contact you again, because you haven't contacted me either. I believe you are doing well now. I have always trusted you so much. I've thought about it for countless nights in my life, and I may really be with you.

23. Kites can fly high because of constraints. It is because of the fetters and constraints of family that people become happy.

When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. But I finally understand that it is actually a lifetime.

Twenty-five, people are actually quite contradictory. They always want to be understood, but they are afraid of being seen through by others.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

Twenty-seven, some girls always confidently let men tolerate her bad temper and shortcomings. Is this glorious? Why not manage your emotions and constantly improve yourself? The better you are, the better you will become. Love is an exchange.

28. Don't ask others why, ask yourself why.

Twenty-nine, you are much weaker than when you were a child. At that time, you had many dreams and made a lot of efforts. You want to get into a good school, you want to have a group of friends, and you even have a crush on someone. You will stay up reading and listening to your friends. But now, you are more knowledgeable, wiser and stronger than before, but you have never worked as hard as before, because you firmly believe in yourself and the future.

Thirty, once met, once hurt.

Helpless and sad talk: after confession, I can finally be a stranger for a lifetime.

1. Love someone with your heart, treat each other sincerely, communicate sincerely and persevere.

In fact, love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to have a pair of perfect eyes and appreciate an imperfect person.

Don't choose if you don't like it, but stick to it if you like it.

4. Some love to live in photos; Some love lives in your heart. But the most practical and happiest love is the person who lives next to us.

If you want to say that you love me, learn to be friends with me first.

6. Don't hurt the person who loves you, and don't let the person you love get hurt.

7. There is no shame in loving only one person all your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy. One heart needs another to be honest with each other, so that we can be happy.

8. Don't choose if you don't love it. If you love, stick to it.

Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

10. Being together is a kind of fate, which is really precious. Don't let your lover cry and grieve easily. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter.

1 1. Waiting is not because that person will come back, but because there is still love.

12. Simply write down your love and thoughts. If two lovers really want to be together, then if there is any resistance between them, let's go together! It depends on whether they really cherish the most beautiful love and this beautiful fate in the world.

13. Trust your lover, don't always doubt her sincerity, and leave some space for each other after intimacy.

14. I'm not jealous anymore. I am tired. You can go with whoever you like.

15. Being together is a kind of fate. Don't make people who like you cry easily. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter.