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About waiting for me, about waiting for me, about mood phrases

Tell me about waiting for me

1, △ Xiansensa, wait for my waist-length hair to marry you △ Gu Liang Sa, wait for my broad mind to marry you.

We'll get married in five years.

I hate people who care about me and love others. While I was waiting in my mouth, I shouted that I wanted to be free, and I longed for you to hug me.

I'll strangle you little bitch when I see your waist-length hair.

Master Kong, when my flowers add up to 520, I will tell you again. This time, I will have the courage! !

6, children, give me a happy attitude, it doesn't matter if Ta doesn't love you, we always have someone to love, and when we succeed, let Ta regret it!

7. I know someone in the world is waiting for me, but I don't know who I am waiting for. For this reason, I am very happy every day. ?

8. A brother called and he knew what I was going to say. He said it before I could say it.

9. In order to wash her hair, a woman can change clothes and leave after the last shift. . Leave here as soon as you finish eating. . Don't attend ordinary parties and important parties. Don't take pictures until I wash my hair. . I have an appointment with my boyfriend to go to the movies. . How quiet! ! I didn't wash my hair. I didn't wash my hair. How dare you ask me to try again ~

10, I don't care if you avoid me. When I avoid you, it means I don't love you anymore.

1 1, I'm looking for someone who can wait for me to forget him.

12, Benben, I love you. Play together when you are old, and be together in the next life. Not contacting doesn't mean we don't miss you. -To girlfriends

13, he said that I should be well and come back on my wedding day.

14, I missed last year's flowers ... I can't forget this year! When we are 70 or 80 years old, we can look at these stuffed flowers together! Yesterday's lunar birthday! Make up the memorial today! I hope our family of three can be happy forever.

15, if one day I can't keep up with your pace, will you stop and wait for me?

16, you can ignore me and go with others. Don't fucking regret it when I'm ready.

If you wait for me quietly for five years, I will marry you without hesitation.

18, you wait for me at the next intersection, and I will come to you by bike!

19, he said that he came to my city just to wait for my birthday with him?

20. When I figure out all the reasons for my separation, I will never be afraid to be with you again.

2 1. Today, the rogue pig came back. I was so happy, but I didn't pick him up. There is a jealous man at home. When I came back last year, my father's illness became more and more serious. I can't stay in the hospital alone. He said on the phone that he would wait for me, and then he gave up his training in the special forces and came back to see me. So I was always moved. When he left, I took a bus for four hours to go home to see him off. My husband has been jealous for a long time.

22. When I get married and get my license, I will blow up the divorce office.

23. When I left you, congratulations, you have lost me.

24. I made an appointment with my girlfriend to go to the movies this day. When I got on the bus, I thought I should call her and ask her to wait for me at home. I reached into my pocket and took it out. What a good remote control!

25. It is really difficult to complete self-identity, and you often lose yourself in the process of finding your own position. Thank you for sharing something with me that you think is secret. There are many dirty things and unhappiness hidden in my body. It is your sincerity and courage that allow me to face myself frankly. We can't change many roles in life, but at least we are positive and optimistic. You, yes, and you, you wait for me until I explode to show you.

Let me say the mood phrase.

1, okay, school starts. I began to study hard when my mobile phone died.

2, wait for the deformation meter on Monday, wait for the legendary sword on Wednesday and Thursday, wait for dad to leave on Friday, and wait for us to laugh. Are there any children's newspapers for different handsome men on Sunday?

Send a big star to catch jellyfish, and Spongebob will wait for me to stay.

4. It took a long time to cook the last box of oil. After thinking about it, I used to charge because I took too many roads that I shouldn't have taken. Now I basically don't go out except for commuting. When I buy a car, I will never buy my dad's high fuel consumption. Fill up the gas today, wash the car tomorrow and dress up for new things the day after tomorrow. Everything seems beautiful, but who knows if it is really beautiful. Anyway, it's better to have expectations than no expectations.

When we graduate, our school will win the post-00 generation, but we are still the legendary post-90 generation in our school.

6. When I grow up, I will build a pigsty in the school, and let those teachers teach pigs and speak English to them. Then they yelled at each other.

There used to be an exquisite music box in front of me. I have no money, and I really can't find it when I want to buy it. If God lets me meet again, I still won't buy it, because what I want is true love. I always thought, the feeling of love at first sight, such a beautiful music box.

I want someone to have dinner with me. As long as I am happy, the roadside stall is very satisfied. When I was about to get off work, someone waited for me at the door, and then pressed the road hand in hand; I want to give me a shoulder to snuggle up to when I am sad, and my sadness will be much better; I want someone to send me a message when I am lonely, let me listen to your voice; All I want is a kind word, a greeting, and a don't be afraid, baby. I'll catch up with you later.

9. I finally learned not to care too much about gains and losses, but to live in peace with the world. Have a hard trip. You didn't wait for me to grow up with me, only loneliness.

10, even if I am not good enough, I still love you so much; No matter how deep the night is, wait for me when I get home; In frivolous days, your mother, your husband, your friend or even a stranger who is crazy with me or yourself, you should be grateful every day of your life! Thank you for appearing in my life!

1 1. When I wanted to eat at night, I found that I didn't eat at noon. Go downstairs, the little white cat is still waiting for me. You can't take them to a restaurant for dinner. When I came back, the little white cat was standing in someone else's car waiting for me. I went upstairs and it screamed. As usual, ham sausage looks like we have to eat cat food tonight. When the weather is cold, even if there are leftovers at home, they will only be thrown away the next morning and taken away by the owner.

12, I will confess when I learn to sing lovely carols.

13. When I am old, will you tell me those stupid things when I was young?

14, you are waiting for me, but you are holding her hand and waiting for me.

15, scold me if you want, don't wait until I wake up.

16, I usually scold you, and I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

17. When I grow up, get married and have children, I will give my child a name to show off, dress him in fashionable clothes and pants and give him a handsome headdress.

18, Sao nian, wash the chrysanthemums, lie in bed, wait for me to go home and realize your children's dreams.

19, by bus, there are so many people, I feel someone touching my ass. Looking back, yo, it's a girl. I don't care. After one stop, she got off. I have two more stops. I was cheated when I got off the bus to buy cigarettes. Where is the wallet of the employer? I'm too tired to feel love.

20. After more than ten days away from home, they are all ready to surprise me when I get home. This is a good sign. In the new year, I hope this sewing worker is healthy. Of course, we should keep exercising and calm our mind this year.

2 1. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

22. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting?

If you are willing to wait for me to finish all the bad things, maybe I will live in the middle of the sea with you.

I heard that there are many scary pranks today, so don't open anyone's door today except me. Afternoon 12 I will accompany you and wish you a happy Halloween in person! Do wait for me!

25. You said you would wait for me until the teacher was free, but you disappeared before the classroom was changed.

Let's talk about it when I lose weight.

1. Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I lose weight.

When I have beautiful long curly hair and lose weight, I may have a cool short hair. Sometimes I really don't want to be a girl, and I don't like my indecisive personality.

When I lose weight, I will definitely buy everything I want to eat.

When I get rich and lose weight, I'll make up a random number and find a doctor to tie a promise for a long time.

When I lose weight, I really want to be such a girl. The first step is to cut my hair short.

6. When I lose weight, I want to eat delicious food. I want to eat fish, shrimp and skewers grilled in hot pot. It's good to treat yourself once in a while, not to mention eating regularly.

7. zijunmao, wait for me to slim down and chase you ~ hahahaha ~

8. I want to buy a lot of beautiful clothes after giving birth, provided that I lose weight quickly.

9. Uniqlo's floral dress is waiting for me. I'll take you home when I lose weight!

10.20xx has been busy for a year, and everything is fine except that I am not thin! I hope 20 19 is still busy, but next year, I must ... stop talking and wait for my action.

1 1. Let's meet again when I lose weight. Fat people are not worthy of love.

12. Don't lose weight at once, but keep exercising, keep exercising.

13. I'm going to grow aloe, which I can eat when I lose weight. When I lose weight and feel good, I can raise some fish. Goldfish never seem to die in a fish tank.

14. My happiness source series will be broken. I gained a lot of weight. Wait till I lose weight.

15. When I lose weight, I will lose ten catties and twenty catties, and I will blind your titanium dog eyes!

16. When I lost weight, 19. How was the date? I always want to meet you, and I will love you more and more every day.

17. Ah, I was thinking when I was eating the cake just now. After I lose ten pounds, I must chew a bag of Shaqima casually. As a result, when I went to the supermarket to buy milk, I suddenly lost my mind. When I came out, I already had a bag of Shaqima in my hand.

18. When I lose weight, I must be a fairy.

19. I told the male ticket that I wouldn't marry me unless I was 20 pounds thinner. I started punching in today. I can only lose weight successfully, not fail.

20. I finally have hot pot. When I lose weight, I will be a hero again.

2 1. Everyone says I'm fat. When I lose weight, I will be the man you can't have!

22. You like girls with long hair. I got my last haircut. I'll come to see you when I lose weight. Thank you for letting me know you in June, 2000 16.

23. I will love you until I lose weight. I've told you a hundred times, just a little.

Let's talk about it when we are old and beautiful.

All along, I like mountains and rivers, birds singing and all the scenery in nature. I often think that when we are old, we will live in seclusion in the mountains and rivers together, with chickens, ducks and dogs barking and listening to birds and flowers.

Let's talk about it when we are old and beautiful.

First, when we are old and our children grow up, our mentality will not be young. Bathed in the sunshine, we can wander quietly in the tunnel of time. At that time, you didn't know which familiar figure or unforgettable memory passed through your heart.

Second, when we get old, I must plant two acres and three points. There are lettuce, sweet potato, cabbage and radish you like. Three meals a day, give more to neighbors and sell more.

Third, today, the girlfriends field successfully pulled the smelly mother into the pit, and when we are old, we will come to the concert together to complete the 80-year-old agreement.

I like being spoiled like a child by you, and I am willing to accompany you through the next spring, summer, autumn and winter. Life is very short. I want to slow down. It's enough to be happy from when we meet and fall in love, to when we have children, to accumulate slowly, and to recall the road we have traveled when we are old. I also hope that friends around me can meet the person who grows old with you.

You said you didn't remember the past, but you liked me. It doesn't matter. I haven't forgotten. When we are old, I will tell you one by one. I will always remember, because I love you, it is an eternal part of my dirty soul. You must be happy so that I can be happy.

6. When we are old, we will build a hut in a scenic place, make it at sunrise and rest at sunset.

7. When we are old, the world will be much more beautiful than it is now. We will walk on the road we ran when we were young and look at the city we built with sweat. Perhaps, at that time, what surged in my heart was not only a kind of pride, but also relief and smoothness.

Eight, when we are old, we will enjoy peaches and plums in spring and lotus flowers in summer. * * * What is rather critical is serenity, while what is snowing in a window is purity. You laughed at my wrinkles, and I joked that your white hair was flowing, accompanied by you, happy and in the same boat through thick and thin.

Well, when we are too old to walk, we should hold hands and make an agreement to meet again in the next life and be good friends.

Ten, when we are old, talk about the land, talk about flowers and trees, talk about the flowing water, and recall the romance of that year. In fact, you gave me all my amorous feelings.

Eleven, when we are old, you are the grandmother on the left, and I will be in your lens all my life.

12. My favorite sentence in the memo: When we get old, we will buy a house in our hometown, plant flowers and raise small animals, and have children and grandchildren.

Thirteen, when we are old and have no teeth, we should drink milk tea together ~

Fourteen, summer, I think, when we graduate from college, let's get married. When the time comes, you will be responsible for making money, and I will help you take care of everything at home, and then have a group of little summers. When we are old, many children will call us grandparents.

In order to survive, the old people are left behind. Children stay away from the elderly for starting a business. Lonely waiting for the old man to leave, lost and guilty. When we get old. .

Sixteen, when we are old, you tidy up the house, and I read books and newspapers. Then you are tired. I'll boil water and make you a cup of coffee and a pot of tea. You cross your legs, I'll hit you.

Seventeen, when we are old, I don't know how many memories will remain in our memory. How many experiences will you remember so clearly? Will those happy smiles, sad feelings, sweet moments and endless thoughts linger in my heart? Will it blur your memory?

At the age of eighteen, we suddenly feel lucky and unfortunate, when we are old. When we are about to enter reincarnation, we can at least recall our childhood. Today's children have lived in an information society since childhood. When they are old and about to enter reincarnation, won't they feel empty all their lives?

Nineteen, when we are old, with a peaceful heart, find a village that can't be found on the map. There is Gu Teng with purple flowers on the mountain, and there are people with small bridges and flowing water at the foot of the mountain. In this way, we live in seclusion with you in the Peach Blossom Garden, quietly watching the sunset, watching the smoke curling up and watching the flowers fluttering in the wind.

One of the advantages of having children is that when we get old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of climbing on our own!

2 1. In my life, I have never been rich and expensive. I only hope that my favorite relatives can be healthy and safe, and my children can grow up quickly and become kind people in the future. And the life I yearn for is to go to a distant place when we are old and have a small bungalow. Every day, we can walk hand in hand on the beach, watch the sunset with the sea breeze, and live a simple and quiet life, carefree.

Twenty-two, write it down, and when we are old, we will recall the bits and pieces between us with you.

I fell asleep at two o'clock yesterday morning listening to the sound of the plane taking off. I arrived in Nanjing at nine forty today. The seven-day trip to Chengdu, Chongqing ended with two blisters on my feet and three mosquito bags. I overheard a song in a tea shop yesterday, and we settled in Chongqing when we were old. Relaxed and passionate. See you later.

When we are old, I will still keep exercising every day to make my body great, and then I will send you away first, so I don't want you to suffer that unspeakable loneliness.

Twenty-five, when we are old, I will tell you that we have passed the love period, and the boring period has become a family relationship, and we are getting old together. Fortunately, it's you, thank you ~

Twenty-six, we grow up in time and die in time. When we are old, children don't know what we have experienced, just as we don't know what our parents have experienced.

Twenty-seven, when we are old and can still be together, we must not waste this life!

When we get old, we will know how to cherish time and each other better. Every little touch can give people joy, every warm moment can stretch the soul, and the dullness of sunrise and sunset every day is the richest possession. Happiness is superimposed in the years, and happiness stretches in the glow.

Twenty-nine When we are old, we will raise a flock of geese and ducks. I can laugh for a long time when I see you limping behind them.

Thirty, you said that we are not together, then I think, when we are old, we will probably always be together.

Thirty-one, unconsciously, four years have passed, and I don't know how many years left in my life! Cherish the present, live each day to the fullest and be yourself. Love life, love family and love brothers! I hope we can see these photos when we are old and laugh at each other how stupid they are!

Thirty-two, when we are old, we will quit the Jianghu and go to a sunny country.

Thirty-three, when we get old, you help me with the bait and I'll go fishing. Five or six hours a day, taking a nap and chatting, the fish ate all the bait, but none of them took the bait.

34. When we are old, perhaps we will really understand that we will no longer be depressed by the mediocre and busy life and will no longer be complacent about the comfort after success. Feel the heaviness and vicissitudes of life with a vigorous and curved backbone; With broad and warm feelings, it interprets every wonderful and touching life endowed by years and looks back at the sunset.

Every time I see an old man alone in the corridor, I feel a sense of sadness. What will it be like when we get old?

Thirty-six, some words that Lin's father said: He seems to have grown up suddenly these years, and I know it's all because of you. Just live up to each other's fate. This kind of life is really hard. You may not realize it until you are old. I hope that the person who made you grow up will accompany you to the end. Fate may not be realized until you are old.

37. I hope that when we are old, we can read the love of grandparents in the book written by our grandson.

Thirty-eight, will you come to me when we are old? I will only wait for you all my life. Do not forget our story. Even if I have a bad memory now, don't forget it, okay?

When we are old, the sun will still shine warmly on the branches. At that time, can we sit quietly under the tree and listen to the sound of flowers?

Tell me after I die. Tell me after I die.

1. After I die, you can eat my pancreas. It is said that if someone eats the pancreas, the soul will live in that person's body forever. I want to live, live in the body of the person I cherish.

2. I have been thinking, if I have a child, who should I entrust the child to if I die early in the future? All because I gave birth to her and I couldn't protect her.

I often think about what will happen after I die, but I never think about what I should do before I die.

Jing elder brother, after my death, there are three wrongs. I will allow you to marry, but I will not allow you to marry another woman, because I am sincere to you. If you marry another woman, I'm afraid she will cheat you. I allow you to build a grave for me to worship me, but you are not allowed to bring Zheng Hua to worship me because I am still a cheapskate! After I die, I allow you to grieve for me for a while, but I don't allow you to be depressed.

I'm so sad, I don't know how to go in the future. I am sorry for my family. After I die, I hope you won't be sad or cry for me. Everyone will die. Leaving is a relief for me. Don't feel sorry for me. I'm sorry in this life. You should live well.

6. I made my own meatballs the other day and forgot to put them in the refrigerator. The weather is terrible. The rancid smell of this meat reminds me of the rancid smell of my body after I die. It should taste the same, maybe it will be stronger and more smelly.

Please don't keep my appearance in mind after my death, because I don't want you to cherish sad memories alone.

8. Today is 2690 days, and every day after that, this number will be increased by one until the day I die.

9. Some people say that after I die, she will pack my work files and throw them in my coffin, so that I can decompress myself. It's 20 19, the harshest thing I've ever heard.

10. One day I was chatting with my deskmate, chatting and chatting, and a photo popped up. This bothers us. I said it would be great if you grew up like this in the future. You said I was not a freak, and the logo was so beautiful. Yes, I'm dead.

1 1. From the day I die, the days after that will be good!

12. I hope my heart is quiet when I die.

13. Please don't come near my body after I die, because I have no strength. Raise your hand to help you dry your tears.

14. Some people really don't want to contact after a long time. I am good to you because I hope you will be good to me. You and I have no fate, but I'm dead. Now I understand, I don't want to stay. Let's rely on fate in the future.

15. I won't eat hot pot with red soup in the future. My stomach hurts and I simply died peacefully.

16. I have a bad stomach. When I meet someone who advises me to drink, I will directly confirm that this person wants me to die.

17. Please don't bury me too deep after my death. I'm afraid that my motherland will be invaded, so I can't get up. Even if it turns to dust, I will blow it into the eyes of the enemy.

18. I hope you won't say impossible in the future! It won't work out. I told you, I can die, but I can't give up on you. I would rather lose my life than you!

19. I died in your nightmare, but after a long time, looking back, no matter whether you and I were still together at that time, at least at this stage of my life, I lived in your soft heart, clear eyes and sweet voice, and you lived in every corner of my life forever.

20. My expectation of life is simple. I hope that my children's circle of friends will not block me in the future. I hope that after I die, everyone will think that she is a naive and frank person all her life.

2 1. From now on, I won't bother you anymore.

22. I will do it myself when the road is easy, and I will do it myself when it is difficult. Whether I am tired now or later, I will be tired. I can't die anyway, so don't expect me to be unhappy. I am willing to do what I want, whether it is good or bad.