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Let's talk about it from the rice man.

Domineering personality, the more you look at it, the more you like it. The following is a dry meal I have compiled. Welcome to read!

1, there is not enough food today, and the state is not stable enough tomorrow.

2, don't cry for feelings, just because you can't sleep at night.

3, eat and drink well, live forever, be fat and full of hope.

4. Another happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.

The only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

6. As long as the meal is stable every day, the gamepad can be excellent.

7. It's the double happiness of stomach and brain.

8, dry rice people! Great appetite! -Open your mouth and eat the world!

9. Today, I am a mediocre diner.

10, the wind is sweet on the way to dinner.

1 1, to ask who is stronger, you and I are both kings of rice.

12, don't cry for your feelings, just have a sleepless night.

13, the hero doesn't ask the source, the beauty doesn't ask the weight.

14, the rice in your hand is warmer than the boy's hand.

15, the old horse crouches, aiming at a thousand miles, sweeping away hunger and being himself.

16, the target is not, but dry rice must be better than others.

17, today is a mediocre foodie.

18, life is bittersweet, and happiness is just dry rice.

19 which is better for dry rice? You and I are both kings of rice.

20. Leave life and be a happy loser today.

2 1. How dare a useless person like me fall in love? Am I worth it?

22, there is no bad canteen, only a strong dry rice person.

23. Which is clay pot rice? It is delicious.

24. As long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, dry rice man