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Photo of interesting quotes on WeChat (selected 100 sentences)
1. Patted my pet and called "ancestor"
2. Patted my double chin and counted the layers
3. Patted He patted my little face and kissed me.
4. Patted my head, suspecting excessive water injection
5. Patted my shoulder, miss you, little baby
6. Heard You were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. Although you are a child, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold as to sell you? I am really worried for him. It would be strange to sell him!
< p> 7. When someone is about to be given a great responsibility, he must first steal his QQ, block his Weibo, take away his computer, and seize his mobile phone, so he must focus on his studies so that he can avoid failing the exam!8. Patted my shoulder, your Yida?
9. Patted my back and said, handsome man, please stay
10. Patted my ex and burned incense at the tomb.
11. I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and declare to the whole world that you are mine.
12. Because of your words of “take care” back then, I haven’t lost weight in so many years.
13. I patted my Wuling Light and said it was good.
14. He patted the top of my head but didn’t touch my hair
15. He patted my watermelon and wanted to take a spoonful.
16. Patted my cactus and laughed
17. I want to be the woman in your heart.
18. Patted my conscience, right?
19. Patted me on the shoulder and called me daddy
20. Patted me Feet: The smell is too strong!
21. He patted my head and blushed.
22. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.
23. Patted my boyfriend (Yi Yang Qianxi, Wang Yuan, Wang Junkai, Yang Yang, Li Yifeng, etc.)
24. Patted my head, you This stinky home
25. Patted my little face and gave me a sip
26. When I was in a bad mood, I would make harassing phone calls to others in the middle of the night. When they wake me up, I go to sleep.
27. Patted my milk tea and said I’ll buy this cup.
28. I remember that I was also a handsome guy back then, but time was ruthless and it destroyed me.
29. Pat my face and bounce away the crow’s feet
30. Pat my hand, don’t touch it. You’re not worthy.
31. The function of customizing the suffix of WeChat PaiPai can add interest to players. They can add suffixes more freely in PaiPai. So what quotations can be used as suffixes? Today I have compiled interesting quotations from WeChat PaiPai in 2020. Let’s take a look together!
32. I took a photo of my limited edition Ferrari.
33. If you are not happy, go to the supermarket and you will hear a lot of good news.
34. I patted my partner and found that he was dreaming
35. I patted my dull hair to express that it felt great
36. Patted it Photographing my bed, her posture is enchanting.
37. Patted my rice bowl and gave me a chicken leg
38. Patted my little mouth, woman, you are playing with fire
39. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, not my sleeping heart!
40. Patted my little head and turned into a pig
41. Patted me 42. There are two kinds of people I envy: those who have the ability to be trash, and those who have the conditions to be trash.
43. Patted my forehead, it was obviously not burning
44. Patted me and asked if you don’t know Baidu
45. Station Somewhere in the world, a person watches the sunrise and sunset.
46. He patted my belly and said that people are afraid of being famous.
47. I heard that placing a mobile phone next to a pillow while sleeping would cause radiation. I was so scared that I got up and threw the pillow away, which scared the baby to death.
48. Pat my heart and stop bumping into me, old deer
49. What you eat is grass and what you squeeze out is acne!
50 , patted my hand and said: That’s it?
51. The review boat capsized at every turn, and became a luxury ship that failed the exam.
52. Pat my pp baby and wait for me tonight
53. Pat my noble toes
54. Money is not everything , sometimes a credit card is required.
55. Patted my round belly and you can still eat it
56. Patted my milk tea and wanted to take a sip.
57. He patted my (chest/abs...) but felt lonely
58. What qualifications do men today have to say that we will grow old together with girls? Not yet. The white hair makes him completely bald.
59. This wind is so obscene, it kissed me all over my mouth.
60. I think it must be Qin Shihuang who traveled to modern times and fell in love with me. He found that I didn’t like studying, so he burned books and humiliated scholars after he returned.
61. He patted my skin and said it could be broken by blowing a bullet
62. He patted my shoulder and said do you need money.
63. The subject’s small hands were found to be daydreaming
64. I am a very unstable person. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I have no choice but to do it. Such a go-with-the-flow guy.
65. Patted my deflated wallet and cried
66. Patted my sexy butt, wow
67. Pat Patted my head and said I was really smart
68. Patted my back and called me big brother
69. Patted my bare face to leave the shadow of adulthood
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70. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person, could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it’s true.
71. I patted my vodka to tell the truth.
72. Patted my knees and jumped up to hit me
73. Patted my girlfriends (Zhao Liying, Dilraba, Guli Nazha, etc. )
74. Patted my shoulder and said you are really not fat
75. Patted my eight-pack abs and shivered.
76. Thanks to me being a thin person, I can count my ribs when I am sad!
77. How can I take into account everyone’s feelings? I can't even take care of my own mood.
78. He patted my head and it didn’t work out well
79. He was arrested for breaking the law after he took a picture of me.
80. I originally thought that it would be very efficient to disconnect my computer and mobile phone and sit at the table without sleeping, but I found that I was wrong. I could write for an hour, be in a daze for an hour, and sleepwalk for an hour. Chat for an hour and learn that it doesn’t love me anyway.
81. I don’t know how people can do it by posting a talk every half a year. If I don’t post a talk for a day, I feel like my talent is nowhere to be used!
82. Take a shot. My knees said I couldn’t pat my head
83. Patted my little head and turned into a pig
84. Patted me on the shoulder and asked if I want a partner
85. Try to understand those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.
86. He patted my face and said: I want it too.
87. You patted me on the back, it was grandiose and vulgar.
88. My heart is a tomb, and even those who are afraid of death cannot be the protagonist.
89. Patted the bulging flesh on my belly
90. Patted my brain full of wisdom
91. Patted He patted my handsome face and then fainted.
92. He patted my rice and said I would like ten more bowls.
93. Since you don’t have the ability to give me a future, how can you have the courage to say that you want it forever.
94. Patted my butt, it felt very satisfying.
95. Someone told me that people from Fujian have no distinction between gay and lesbian. I went up to him and gave him a slap in the face. How can we not get married?
96. He patted his chest and said it was okay. I.
97. Patted my little butt and said: It’s so cute!
98. Patted my back, you have so much mud
99. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that hey, he has an extra father! When a man pretends to fall in love with you, you will find that he has an extra son, but he is still a traitor!
100. Pat my hair and say what shampoo
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