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Talking about sadness and quarreling.

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

2. For the person you like, you can be very happy with trivial things; For those who don't like it, important things can also be skipped.

Give me a car accident, or I will lose my memory or die.

How many times have I carved your name on the table?

The reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.

Please cherish the person who came back to you after a big fight with you.

7. Today, the whole world has reason to feel sweet. I am the sweetest one, because I have you, my love!

8. If you send a text message to a person, he will never reply, so don't send it again. There is no such humble waiting. -

9. The happiness of love lies in love, and enjoying love is happier than arousing love. Sentences expressing love and happiness

10, I understand many things, but only after losing and falling can I find myself in pain and reflection. Isn't there a saying that the dishes you fry are the most fragrant and the fruits you make are the sweetest, even if it takes a lot of time? Because wiping away tears is growth. We use the pain of falling to gain firmness. It is precisely because we know what we have lost that we know what to grasp. So don't be afraid to take detours, any experience is growing.

1 1, showing off that you are better than me, right? I'm telling you now, but you don't realize that I'm actually better than you.

12, thinking of you is like putting saccharification in your heart, and honey becomes a full-faced smile.

13, distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

14, I thought trouble would hurt people, but later I learned that when I turned around, it was all clouds.

15. I envy those who leave coldly. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

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1, my 2 has nothing to do with you, please take back your dirty face.

I only care about the people I care about, and the others have nothing to do with me.

3, standing tall, not necessarily seeing far, depends on whether he is nearsighted.

I forgot to tell you, and I'll never come back if I abandon it.

It's all my fault. I was so naive that I almost took you as my mother.

6. Let's take care of our own affairs, which has nothing to do with your lover. Don't let me trample on my only self-esteem in front of you.

7. People will lose consciousness after death, so pain is a kind of living enjoyment.

8. What's the use of going to college? Just fooling around. University is just learning.

9. When you were young, you knew nothing. When I grow up, I don't need others to say it.

10. When you are young, you can say whatever you want regardless of the consequences. When you are mature, you know, and you deliberately say you don't know.

1 1. The feelings between lovers can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the sunny weather.

12, the feelings between friends can stand the wind and rain, but they can't.

13, people who care about you will argue with you. This is true love.

14, what remains is never leaving, this is the person who loves you.

15. A lie means that the person you hear is serious, and an oath means that the person you say is serious.

16. Memory is a lonely cage, and missing is the temple of memory.

17, be nice to yourself, because this life is not very long.

18, be kind to others, because I won't meet you again in my next life.

19, people are tired because they are indecisive and always wander between persistence and giving up.

20, want to understand things, not necessarily can pass, because the heart can not pass.

2 1, the happiest moment is to meet the right person to accommodate your habits and love everything about you.

22. If you can't untie this knot, weave it into a pattern. This is life.

23. It's up to you who comes into your life and who stays.

24, no explanation is calm, no persistence is called seeing through, and imperfection is life.

Kindness is more difficult than cleverness, cleverness is a gift, and kindness is an acquired choice.

26, let you sad things, one day you will say it with a smile.

27. Only oneself is heartbroken, and others are heartless.

28. Cherish what you get and forget what you lose, so let nature take its course.

29. If you don't like me, please close your eyes, lest I pollute your eyes.

30. Life is broadcast live all the time, but there are not so many viewers.

3 1, a breakup, two worlds, and a different life.

Things that have nothing to do with me, please leave my world.

33. I never know the east, the west and the north, because I don't know them.

How did I find that you have a princess's face, but you live a young lady's life?

35. How can someone wear perfume, but it still looks like they just came out of the toilet?

You are invincible. Are you really afraid of Xiao Qiang?

37. Why do you look quiet and talk like you just got out of a mental hospital?

I'm not a doctor, so don't always look sick.

39. When the police see you, they all say that you must have committed a crime.

40. It's better to let one go if you kill one thousand by mistake. You're next.

4 1, holiday girl, I love you. Please come back as soon as possible, not too far.

42. Don't be afraid of being called a traitor. You're Xiao Qiang.

43. Two men and one woman are together. What do you think they can do to fight the landlords?

44. This signature is rare, please delete it again and write it in your own handwriting.

45. I know you are ill, and you are very ill. Are you all right, puppy?

46. People looked for him for thousands of times, but they didn't know he was squatting in the toilet.

47. I came out to walk my dog, and I didn't know I was holding someone when I went back.

48. Whoever dares to look down on me, I must cut off his hands and feet and strip him naked together.

49. I am silent because you have no capital to let me speak.

50. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me.

You can't be shameless, but don't be too proud.

1, I feel really tired after sleeping in bed every night. The most important thing in life is not only effort, but also direction. The pressure is not that someone works harder than you, but that someone works harder than you several times. Even if you can't see the future, even if you can't see the hope, you still believe that you can't be wrong, and the life you choose can't be wrong.

At first, he didn't mind anything. Never mind your past, never mind your bad temper. Then one day, he began to mind. Didn't he say he didn't mind? Who knows, after a long time, he forgot what he said. People don't mind what they can't get. After getting it, I care a little about everything. This is love, I hope you don't mind too much.

3. If you break up, just be yourself. Love is a matter for two people, and anyone who misses it is responsible. A person always has a new beginning. Don't let the past bind you in the hall of sadness. No matter who you love most, life is still long, and no one can predict tomorrow. Good reunion, everyone has their own helplessness. Live not to miss yesterday, but to wait for hope. After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.

4. When I grew up, I slowly learned a few things; Some people don't have to pay attention, no matter what they say or do, no matter how childish and annoying they are, they really don't need to care. Some people will never be your enemies, so you don't have to flatter them. This kind of person thinks highly of himself, thinking that he can be hated by you by attacking you and hurting you desperately. Some people don't have to wait, but you know very well that this person doesn't have to wait any longer, but you can't let go.

I don't want to change for anyone, I just want to get better. If I can, I'd rather find someone who loves me more, so there will be no sadness and no loss. I have been hurt, but I will not allow it to happen again. I don't think I have much courage to fully devote myself to another relationship.

6. In the days of chasing dreams, words are enchanting flowers, affectionate, gentle and fleeting. Seems to have become accustomed to the silence of the company. Until that day, you appeared with a collection of poems, and my world was colorful from then on. You came at the right time, let me stare at each other through the screen. It was love at first sight, and a smile surprised my first encounter in the depths of the world of mortals.

7. In this life, meet the fate of life, keep a relationship, destiny takes a hand, become attached to words, and become attached to Zen. Helpless, intentional, ruthless breeze. I didn't know each other at the beginning of fate, and I didn't know each other. I wrote a letter to close my heart, just for my broken love.

8. When the moon sets, the crow sets. Waiting for a thousand years of wind and frost, the acacia sprouted in spring froze; Six sweet-scented osmanthus dolls, who have sung the moon alone for thousands of years, have long been imprisoned in the monotonous starry sky by the world humming farewell for thousands of years. Into the autumn, into a lonely starting point, with the cycle of time to do this empty building.

9. I really miss high school. Wear school uniforms and rub around every day. Boys watch NBA live broadcast on their mobile phones in class. The corridor is noisy after class. There are queues in the toilets, too. I hate it when teachers come to class with test papers. There are nerds who are always the first, and there are also great gods hiding in the last row. I also miss me at that time. Because everything looks promising. It seems that everything can be changed as long as you work hard.

10, autumn has gone and winter has come. The gap between red leaves and wind and frost locks the memory of autumn into a fallen leaf, and the indifferent feelings will never disappear. Tonight, the moonlight sweeps the floor, and Wan Li Xinghui melts into cups and drinks the lonely and indifferent words of autumn.

1 1, people suffer because they pursue the wrong things. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go. You should always thank all beings who have given you adversity. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

12. Who was with you in those hard days? Who is by your side in those lonely and helpless moments; Those lost days and nights, whose love lit up your eyes. Walking on the road, I never dare to feel at ease.

13. When God closes a door, he will inevitably open another window for you. If you lose one thing, you will get another gift somewhere else. The key is to have an optimistic attitude and believe that what is lost will be gained. Be willing to give up and treat your loss correctly, because loss may be the gospel of life, indicating another harvest for you. The big house is too big and the small house is too small.

14 A leaf falls and the tree gives a sigh. Autumn came quietly, summer flowed through my fingers, and autumn slipped away in a foggy dawn. It tiptoed past the top of the tree and dyed some leaves red. Soon, the green earth turned into gold, and beautiful autumn came.

15, another year when it rains, the rain is hazy and the buds of vanilla are sprouting. A string, a pavilion, a broken piano, twenty-five columns, and the golden finger of the wind playing in the willow bud. The fingers of apricot and the gentle kiss of piano rhyme awakened apricot's sleeping heart. The sound of the Zheng is soft and charming, arousing people's deep reverie about spring. Thirteen-string characters, the song is always broadcast to listen to the rain, without worrying about things, caring for mountains and rivers, listening to the piano and playing the piano, which is very comfortable. Flowers fly and rain chase, cut off the dust, just because the reason is still chaotic.

16. It is said that the taste of autumn must reach middle age. Maybe everyone has experienced youth, arrogance, melancholy, joys and sorrows, mixed tastes and everything. Pinqiu is no longer a simple autumn, but also a variety of feelings about life.

17, reach out and pick a ripe persimmon, which has a soft and sweet beauty in your mouth. A red leaf is collected every year, and today there are 13 pieces. Every time I harvest fruit, I want my mother to leave some persimmon fruits to hang on the tree, which can decorate the desolation of the tree after the leaves fall in winter and attract birds to come here for food and singing.

18 Perhaps, this city was originally so shabby, so many misty rains lost the city, and so many children were concerned about it, but people who lived in this city were all slaves of the years, and hurriedly followed the fleeting time to count their footprints. After all, they turned white, and all the familiar things seemed to be separated from each other, thinking that the city was old.

19, friendship, like love, has a shelf life. Think about how many friends who have been out of touch silently exist in your address book. It's not that I don't want to contact. But that life is cruel and time and space are changing. You and I have no intersection. It's better to be in love with each other than to be in love with each other. Life is just a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, and then, practice separately and move on.

20. "You can be shameless, but don't be too shameful." How many days did blx die on the way when someone threw up a few words? The real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves.

I like someone, but I dare not say it. Shameless is ugly, I know.

1, I am free in an instant and feel very happy. It's been half a month. I gave up my job, went home for her, and then came to a strange city for myself.

I decided not to continue, so I was too tired to pretend. I loved him so much before, and he didn't cherish it. It's too late now.

3, let go, suddenly enlightened, even the air is sweet, hehehe, for him, ztmb is not worth it, or no one has been stupid several times in this life, from silly girl to sober, and then love yourself, which is also a kind of growth.

You shouldn't be too soft-hearted. It's ugly to die shameless, I know.

He will never meet such a lovely and interesting person as me again.

6. Delete what should be deleted, put down what should be put down and stand in the position of the station.

7. No one can always care about your emotions. So, being single is really good.

8. Without you, even if I love a hundred people, or a hundred people love me, my soul will still wander forever.

9. In fact, it also made me understand how wise I was when I left, and I can thank myself at the beginning.

10, just confessed to the boy I like. I think this is the boldest thing I have ever done in my life. Waiting for his reply. ...

1 1, there are so many people who care about each other in the world. So, the rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself, live high.

12, many times, taking a step back is not a broad sky, but a push on the nose and face.

13, if the other person really likes you, he will definitely not let you take the initiative unilaterally, and he will definitely not get a response.

14, my dear mushroom cool, you may not know, the price drop is not posting, and the posting of the price drop is wishful thinking.

15, I am experiencing a long-distance relationship. What I fear most is quarreling, so I won't say that I am wronged and sad. Quarrel really hurts my feelings.

16, people who want to leave always leave, not that you are not good enough, but that he doesn't know how to cherish.

17, I kept him, but that doesn't mean I have no bottom line. If I don't change again and again, even if I don't give up, I will turn around and leave.

18, what is work? Everyone has different attitudes and different ways of thinking.

19, talked all my life, and forgot everything after quarreling. Why bother? Since love, let's go on. Reluctantly, I gave you to someone else.

20. I know that I haven't contacted for two days and I haven't answered my phone. I finally used being busy as an excuse. Excuse me, are you really too busy to call me 24 hours a day 10 minutes? Did I do that?