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A little skin, say a skin qq, talk about phrases.

1, which belongs to me, will not let it slip away.

2. Do you believe in God? I believe I am God!

Forgive me for not catching up with you in my life.

Just because I don't argue doesn't mean you can grab it.

I can play dumb, but that doesn't mean I'm really stupid.

6. Go, I'm not playing.

7. I am not a senior, but I will always be the eldest brother.

8. When you smile, I collapse and my heart is pounding.

9. Be a lovely girl, not disturbing the world, full of joy.

10, things that have lost patience have always been sneered at.

1 1. People you want to see can be in a good mood all day.

12, such a little backbone, when I met you, it was all gone.

13, my temperature for you depends on your attitude towards me.

14, I just know my business, you don't need to know.

My pride will not yield to you, but my love will.

16, you must be cruel, endure or roll.

17. If someone abandons me, I will pay him twice as much.

18, you are my special concern, so I like you very much.

19, you are unique, no one can be as ugly as you.

20. If you want to play with my feelings, look at your own face first.

2 1. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

Whether you go to school or not, the school starts there on time.

23. I have given you all the freedom. Don't ask your thoughts about the future.

24. Being with you again is not to get you, but to get back at you.

25, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly jumps.

26. Quiet, indifferent, calm and casual.

27. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.

The whole world can scold you, but I can't, because I can only hit you.

29. I like people with beautiful eyes, which hide warmth.

30. Our hug is just between thoughts, but it can warm each other's hearts.

3 1, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my perfect personality.

32. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your final destination.

What I can't get is that I don't want it. What are you, I want to smile at you?

I love math so much that you only give me the right to write my name!

I can resist thousands of troops by myself, but I can't sweep you dogs.

36. Being young, I don't know what love is, and I was defeated by my big breasts.

37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

38, a neat bangs, hurt the hearts of many ignorant girls, can not let go, can not tie.

No one has ever confessed to me, which shows a problem: I have always been secretly loved.

40. If kindness means conniving at you bitches, I am willing to be vicious all my life.

4 1, you flew into my heart like a jet plane.

42. Some things can be said once or twice without postscript. I am a cold person standing in the refrigerator.

43. He wants to cheat, which has nothing to do with whether you are good or not. Even if you are a fairy, he will miss other sows.

44. As long as my sister likes it, you can climb to the top, and as long as my sister is bored, you can fall immediately.

45. Please be kind to every friend around you. He may die if he can't mention it in one breath.

46. What's the feeling of ldquo declaring success? Finally until he became blind, finally until he became blind, finally until he became blind.