How to humor drunken people?

1, can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can't leave; Such a cadre is most at ease when he can drink five taels and one catty. Can drink a catty and drink eight taels, so the promotion of cadres is affected; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

2, you are wine, I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

3, modern men: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

4. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

5, one cup and two cups strode, three cups and four cups walked on the wall, five cups and six cups walked on the wall, I didn't go, I drank a catty and my sister hugged me!

6. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two are wine, seven, two, eight, two support the wall, and nine, two, two walls do not leave.

7. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

9. This wine looks like water. Eating spicy food in your mouth is haunted in your stomach. You stumble, get up in the middle of the night to find water, and wake up in the morning to regret it!