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Complaining about these weird people and things in Shudong really ruins the outlook on life.
Recently, I have come across some people and things that I feel very embarrassed to complain about, so I want to express my feelings in my own territory.
(1) Let me start with something irritating. (ー`?ー)
The domestic epidemic situation has almost stabilized, and companies have begun to resume work when it is time. My husband's (hereinafter referred to as Cadre Huang)'s company implements a shift system for work safety, that is, employees are divided into three groups A, B, and C, and they take turns clocking in to the office from Monday to Friday. To facilitate understanding, I designed a simple shift representation diagram myself.
Cadre Huang was assigned to Group B, while his leader X was assigned to Group A to lead the charge. We all know that the first condition for a company to resume work is to distribute masks to employees. Huang Gangan Company is also very generous and distributes five masks at a time to meet the needs of employees for a week.
At this special time, distributing masks is as important as paying wages, and as the Minister of Family Finance, of course I have to ask about the distribution situation. But in the end, Cadre Huang waved his hand and told me that he did not receive a mask. After asking for the reason, I found out that the mask was collected by General X on his behalf.
Originally there was nothing to complain about. It is normal for colleagues to pick up things for you. But this time things are a bit special. First of all, from the above schedule, Group A, where Mr. There is no mask to wear (there are not many masks in stock at home).
There is nothing to say about this. Mr. Have you received a mask?
The strange thing is that Mr.
Normally, this is nothing to complain about. I just took the five masks and it’s not worth mentioning. But at this special time, masks are insurance covers, a scarce resource that cannot be bought anywhere, and Mr.
Cadre Huang didn't care about this, thinking that since he still had it at home, he could just take it away. But I couldn’t be more angry. Men don’t care about housework, so they naturally don’t know that the stock of masks at home is in short supply, and they don’t know how expensive masks are now.
However, there is a warm ending to this matter. The Shenzhen government masks that Cadre Huang applied for were won, and he can get 5 medical masks with free SF Express shipping. To sum it up in a sentence from Cadre Huang: What belongs to you will come back, and what doesn’t belong to you, just let time take it away!
(2) Let’s talk about something funny again. O(∩_∩)O
This story is a bit short, but also very weird and funny. The community I rent is an apartment-style residence, with only three types of apartments: single room, one bedroom and one living room, and two bedrooms and one living room. The community garden is also very small, and there is no public area. The community of residents has been particularly busy recently. Many residents reported that there were too many mosquitoes and asked the property management company to spray them to eliminate them.
Shenzhen is picking up quickly, and the climate is humid, so it’s not surprising that there are more mosquitoes. However, after the property was sprayed, there was still no improvement. Some residents still complained about the mosquitoes and bees flying into the residents' homes. Indeed, I live on the 12th floor and I see two bees from time to time.
Although spring is here, there are no large areas of flowers planted in the community. It is strange that so many bees suddenly came. Later, after checking the property management, we found that two or three households were keeping bees at home!
At this time, the residents were completely furious and collectively denounced the beekeeper. This is the first time I heard about keeping bees in the community. It’s so annoying and funny. You don’t have to play like this after being isolated at home for too long.
In addition to worrying about being stung, residents are most concerned about:?
If there are no flowers in the community, what will the bees eat?
What type of house does a beekeeper have? Do the bees live in a room of their own?
Are bees not infected with the new coronavirus? Will stinging people be contagious?
Which building is the beekeeper on? Can I buy a bottle of honey?
Beekeeping behavior is indeed strange. It only cares about its own business interests and does not care about the safety of other residents.
In this season, there are many mosquitoes and bees. One year, Cadre Huang was stung on the thigh.
Early that morning, Cadre Huang needed to go to the company farm to do some work. He hurriedly took off his pants from the balcony and put them on. Then he screamed and quickly took off the pants he had just put on and fell to the ground. I followed the sound and saw that Cadre Huang was so aggrieved that he was motionless, with a red and swollen patch on his thigh.
I went to the hospital for a checkup afterwards. Fortunately, the bees were not poisonous and the stings were not left in the flesh. From then on, every time I put away clothes to be hung out, I would be careful and shake them twice to prevent bees from hiding in them.
There are always some people in life whose way of thinking is different from ordinary people. Most of them only consider problems from their own perspective and only do things according to their own living environment and family environment. Complaints are complaints, live your life behind closed doors and don't live in the cognitive world of others.
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