The classic words that satirize the showman are the quotations of the schemer.

1, it is not difficult to be single. The hardest thing is to deal with those who try their best to help you out of trouble.

2. Learning Feng Shui for free and burying a grave after death can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house for a lifetime.

3. The ideal is full, but the reality is skinny.

4. If I am not RMB, how can I make people like me? !

I believe that someone will come to this world and be tortured by me.

6. Lei Feng's good deeds are not remembered, but everything is recorded in his diary.

Quotations from conspirators

7. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

8. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am handsome and not obvious.

9. Women have virtue but no talent. I must be so immoral.

10, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; 22, if people offend me, comity three points; If you do this again, I'll give you a chance. People are still doing me and destroying me.

1 1. I am a passer-by who you forget as soon as you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

12, don't cry at my grave, it defiles my road to rebirth.

Quotations from conspirators

13, many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse that lives on the street.

14, time is too thin, fingers are too wide. I like it.

15, Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

16, I can't extricate myself except gritting my teeth and loving.

17, it is not difficult to be single. The hardest thing is to deal with those who try their best to help you out of trouble.

18, bus congestion is a comprehensive sports event including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Satire on people with poor character.

19, after studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

2 1, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow my face, I really want to!

22, holding the child's hand, knowing that the child is ugly and full of tears, I will go if the child does not go.

23. God didn't give me a great responsibility, so it made my heart ache and my bones and muscles strain.

24. I used to be an infatuated seed, and it rained ... and drowned.

A classic satire on someone who likes to show off.

25. It's really hard for ugly people to help you. Running out in the morning scares people, and running out at night scares ghosts.

If you don't eat enough, you can't lose weight.

27. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

28. They called me BT and asked me to have a CT scan. And I got ET.

29. When life turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

30, saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is the bane, want; To say that loneliness is high is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!