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There is a kind of carsickness called life is worse than death.

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I am a mild carsick patient.

Say it's a patient, because carsickness is a medical disease. It's mild because sometimes I feel dizzy and sometimes I don't feel dizzy. As for this sometimes rhythm, it is impossible to predict at all, and it depends on luck. Although I inadvertently added a little mystery to my time on the road, I don't like this setting, but what I said doesn't count.

When you don't feel dizzy, your heart often surges with happiness, because once you feel dizzy, you will experience what life is worse than death.

A friend who is carsick like me said that there is a kind of carsickness in the world, called survival and death. I tried to understand her psychological shadow area according to this sentence, but failed because the shadow area has been increasing.

Motion sickness doesn't look like illness, but it will kill you. If you have ever met a carsick person, you will know that a person is like two different creatures before and after carsick, which is very different.

Whether it is a lively, chirping child, a tough-faced, burly man, or a beautifully dressed, ladylike girl, once dizzy, she immediately becomes a dying kitten, a half-dead fish in a fish basket, and a small flower with a drooping head.

In the sky, the majestic three princes of the Dragon King were skinned and their legs were broken by the hero Nezha Jr. In my imagination, they are no different from a carsick passenger.

I should be lucky, because I only get carsick intermittently, and occasionally I get carsick, carsick, carsick, carsick and airsick. But many people are all-around athletes, and all kinds of transportation are dizzy, even the subway is dizzy.

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There's a post on Zhihu about what carsickness is like. Although netizens' answers are varied, the word with the highest frequency is still worse than life.

When I get carsick, I have repeatedly confirmed my incomparable enthusiasm for Mother Earth. My feet will always keep close contact with the earth, and I will do anything as long as I don't leave the land.

When you are carsick, you hate all means of transportation, too far and too slow. As long as time permits, I am willing to measure the distance of the earth with my feet.

When you are carsick, the safest thing is the plastic bag or vomit bag that you hold tightly in your hand. As long as I have a bag in my hand, my mother will never have to worry about me throwing up on others again.

When I was carsick, I interpreted the lyrics perfectly. I went over mountains and mountains for you, but I didn't want to see the scenery. Because I closed my eyes all the way, I dare not open my eyes. I feel dizzy when I open my eyes.

When we are carsick, both men and women are pregnant, and the strong pregnancy reaction makes us extremely sensitive to smells. At this time, if the passengers next door dare to take out a leek box, believe it or not, we will dare to explode it for you right away.

When we get carsick, no matter what level of food we used to eat, we will immediately become Buddhists and young people. If you say no, you won't eat. No matter how delicious it is, it won't interest us. Since you want to vomit after eating, why waste your energy chewing?

When we get carsick, we don't think about my image at all. Image problem? It doesn't exist. Hair is messy, go ahead, clothes are wrinkled, go ahead. As long as keeping this posture can calm my stomach, we are willing to be unkempt, lie down, nest and curl up.

We turn a blind eye to everything around us when we are carsick. Our patience has reached the limit. We don't care if someone steps on us and touches our skirts, as long as they don't step on us and don't want to pry open our bags. In order not to get carsick, everything else is trivial. We have exhausted all our strength and really have no extra experience to fight you humans.

When we are carsick, we are chanting spells related to vomiting all the time. Don't spit, don't spit, don't spit, no, no, no, no! Do you spit grape skins when you eat grapes? Spit, don't spit, wow, spit it out.

When you are carsick, don't call us, don't call us, ignore us, ignore us. Even if the sea has splashed on us, even if the plane meal has been delivered to us, don't pay attention to us under any circumstances. All our attention is focused on the carsick god and we can't be distracted. If we completely ignore the expressive words from closing our eyes, we should be prepared to bear the sudden loss of control. Perhaps, on the way to lose your temper, you can also witness a grand scene of volcanic eruption. But I bet you don't want to see it.

When we are carsick, we doubt ourselves and deny ourselves over and over again. If you don't go out, you won't get on the bus. If you don't get on the bus, you won't get carsick. If I don't go out, I'll just sit on the big sofa at home, eat a big watermelon and watch how good the play is. Why did I come out to suffer this?

When you get carsick, give advice to people who don't get carsick next door, such as taking a few more cars. For example, purely psychological. Our hearts have been suppressed for more than 10 thousand times and we want to rush over and choke each other's necks and roar like a lion. Try carsick! Try to get carsick!

After reading it, I was deeply encouraged. We never fight alone. On planes, trains, ships and buses, we are a group of people who vomit.

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Therefore, if people with carsickness are classified, there are only two kinds of people in this world, one is carsick and the other is not carsick.

We really don't want to talk to you if you don't get carsick. Because people who don't get carsick don't feel the pain of carsickness at all.

If you are a carsick person, please accept the envy and jealousy of our carsick people first. This is really a natural advantage that makes people envy and hate.

Then, if you meet our carsick people, please forgive what you see. That's not how we got off the bus. If we are unlucky enough to be splashed by something spewing out, please believe that this is definitely an accident, and we have done our best.