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Happy birthday to your girlfriend.

Today is your birthday. I will package all the happiness and happiness of my life to you and integrate it into this short message. Don't live up to my wishes. You are one year older and happier!

On the birthday of my dearest person, I believe that the bright moon, stars, sunshine and all the creatures in the world will bring my blessing to you, wishing my lover a happy birthday and happiness forever!

Today is your birthday. To celebrate, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

Capturing a string of affectionate poems, let me tell you gently that I am thinking of you silently, leaving good memories in my memory and sending you warm wishes. Happy birthday!

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the brilliance of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday! birthday wishes

Among thousands of people, meet the person you met. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, there is neither an early step nor a late step, only a gentle question: Happy birthday.

The faint candlelight, mellow wine, soft music, sweet cake and affectionate greetings are all for you, because today is your birthday: Happy birthday to you.

Send you a cream chocolate cake, the cake is my soft care, the cream is my sweet blessing, and chocolate decorates your life journey. Being together is to make you delicious and happy.

Born in a rich family, he cultivated happy people. Lucky stars shine high and dry Kun hangs, and Fulu lives long. Peace in the four seasons, wealth in life. Best wishes from top experts. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea and a long life!

May all the joy and joy on your birthday come to your window! Dreams will fade and flowers will fade. But what you once had will always be with you. Happy birthday!

At dawn, happiness is around you, the sun is shining, the smile is bright, the sun is setting, and happiness follows you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day!

Wear healthy beads on your wrist with the chain of time, and happiness is in your hand. Write the song of life with peaceful poems, and you will make happiness grow in your heart. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Let the rain and dew in spring, the showers in summer, the coolness in autumn and the passion in winter surround you. When your birthday comes, send my deep blessing. I wish you a happy birthday and warm seasons.

Quiet night, with the candlelight of dreams, listening to quiet music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you! birthday wishes

You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

An ordinary day is extraordinary because of you, an ordinary moment is extraordinary because of you, today's world is more wonderful because of you, and the starry sky is more brilliant tonight because of you. Happy birthday!

Smile at night and have a good sleep: smile in the morning and life will be full of emotion all day; Smile after work and your heart will beat with the music; Smile after receiving the message and forget all your troubles.

Happiness is multiplying every year, please enjoy it; Ruyi, come to the door every month, please rest assured; Blessing, every day is different, today is the most special: I wish you a happy birthday and happiness!

Gently sing a birthday song, gently send a birthday present, a faint smile on your face, and a long blessing in your heart. At this moment, happy birthday is unique! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Wife, you are in charge today, I live and die for you, and I will fight for you all my life! I wash clothes, I clean the floor, I will do anything! Words are not to be said, and cows are not bragging, because my dear is like this every day! So I want to say to you: wife, thank you so much! Happy birthday!

At this moment, there are too many words to express, too many emotions to express and too many meanings to measure. Thanks to God's grace, I have a life confidant and a life lover, which makes me no longer lonely. Thank you for your existence, dear. Happy birthday!

My blessing flew over the misty clouds, dispersed the fog in the morning, and arrived as scheduled with deep thoughts and sincere wishes. On this special day, I wish you a happy birthday and endless happiness.

If I have the sky, I will bless you with white clouds, if I have the sea, I will bless you with spray, if I have 1 million, I will bless you with 990 thousand. Unfortunately, I don't have any of these, so I can only wish you happiness with a dime. Happy birthday.

Flowers in spring, waves in summer, prosperity in autumn and snowflakes in winter, may you bloom happily whenever and wherever. My friend, on this sunny day, I send out a group of blessings for you, wishing you a happy birthday, a happy life and a smile.

Today is your birthday, I wish you: the momentum of getting rich is as fast as a whip, and it takes thousands of miles a day; The development speed is like a surging river, which is unstoppable; Good things like mushrooms after rain, an endless stream; Blessing is like a race relay, so good luck passes. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I am the shining star at night, waiting for your dream. I am the spring breeze, warming your heart. I am the rippling waves of the sea, giving you the most beautiful blessing: Happy birthday!

The mobile phone is ringing, please accept my sincere wishes. This is our hotline. No matter the birthday or every moment, two hearts will be fully expressed here: Happy birthday, dear!

If the meteor is really responsive, I am willing to wait under the starry sky, waiting for its arrival, and then make a wish, hoping that you will be happy every day. Happy birthday, dear. I am happy when you are happy.

Sweet music conveys dreams, bright candlelight flashes hope, gorgeous flowers exude fragrance, exquisite greeting cards tell auspiciousness, sweet cakes entrust happiness, and warm short messages bless for a long time. Happy birthday!

Whether the spring breeze is warm or not, the goose knows first. Whether the flowers are beautiful or not, the butterfly knows first. Cattle and sheep know whether the grassland is big or not. The years are not long, and the birthday is known first. There is not much happiness, and I am blessed with the prophet. I wish you happiness!

O I explain happiness in the dictionary of time, that is, smile; I search for happiness in Baidu of the story, that is health; Today is your birthday. May you always smile and be healthy. Happy birthday, dear.

Blessing thousands of things is always a feeling. Dufu Wuzhou is determined, birthday celebrations are endless, and cake ordering is safe every day. Cut the gordian knot, many happy events. I wish you a happy birthday. You will have a good sleep.

The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone on the heart, the nightingale quietly passed the treetops, and the moon slowly turned around the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

Today is your birthday. I will send you a surprise gift: first, I will send you good luck, then I will send you happiness, then I will send you health and happiness, and finally I will send you happiness! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Talk about the sweetness of making your girlfriend happy.

1. In the future, all the money I earn will be given to my wife, and no private money will be left!

2. I always want to have everything about you. Maybe I was born for you. Maybe I died for you, too.

I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, just like on the equator.

A man who listens to his girlfriend is sure to succeed, so you should listen to her.

5. Wife, I miss you very much, really!

6. Men pretend to be strong, but they are afraid of being found weak by women. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

7. I'm sorry, you suffered with me!

8. Study hard, work hard, bring home the bacon, raise a wife, and make her happy all her life!

9. I will cherish you, dear! After a stormy life, I would like to walk with you, hold your hand and grow old with your son.

10. Do you smell burning? That's because my heart is burning for you!

1 1. A person's greatest sorrow is that he is lost on the road and can't see the hope ahead. The worst habit of a person is to live in the present and not know the direction of tomorrow.

12. I know you still love me, so smile and let me cheer.

13. I endured the shame of making others laugh and washed your clothes.

14. Who cut time into fireworks? In an instant, everything was prosperous. Who turned up the waves of missing and wandered around the world?

15. Dear, how happy I am that we are together and can breathe your air. Dear, how happy I am that we are together and can breathe your air.

16. Everything is as beautiful as a fairy tale, too wonderful to be described in words.

17. Falling in love with someone you shouldn't love is a permanent sigh! Falling in love with someone who doesn't love you is the beginning of tears!

18. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.

19. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.

20. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

2 1. Since I saw you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow occupies every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation?

22. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.

23. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.

24. I am the water in this life, and you are the tea in previous lives. Use the water of this life to make a cup of tea in previous lives. In the transparent porcelain cup, the love of this life is precipitated and boiling. This taste is called fate.

25. I really like you. Seeing you and hearing your voice every day is enough for me. I feel very happy and happy when I am with you.

26. Thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

I know someone in the world is waiting for me, but I don't know who I am waiting for. For this reason, I am very happy every day.

28. The most romantic thing: holding your tender hand and snuggling through the wind and frost; Lean on my generous shoulders and count the vicissitudes of love; Hiding in my solid chest, I no longer feel helpless for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

29. I grind my thoughts into sand and spread them under my feet, thinking of you every step of the way; I knead my blessing into wind and blow it to your side. Every ray is my blessing. I turn hope into dust and fill your heart. Every space is too beautiful to melt.

30. Missing is purple; Love is white; You are red; I am blue; Life is colorful; Without you, the world is gray!

3 1. Feelings are like balloons. One day they will leak, so they will go their separate ways. Feelings are like kites, no matter how high they are, there is no freedom, so they are tied to them.

32. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

I don't care about the fleeting world, I only care about you. I don't miss the flower-like floating life, I only miss you.

34. Hold hands and continue to write about our future.

I love your present, no matter what happened in the past, but from now on, I will be responsible for your future.

36. The weather is still cold and the water is still cold. In the dream, the silk and bamboo sing softly, outside the building and outside the mountain.

Sometimes we really miss our childhood, because we didn't know anything at that time.

38. Although you are not with me, we are still in the story. Even if I am not by your side, you are still my protagonist.

39. Stab your name and carve my bones.

40. Wife, let's love each other, tolerate each other, support each other, be intimate, and walk hand in hand on the road of love forever. I love you!

4 1. I just want you to know that I love you and I miss you!

42. I love you all my life! ! ! May this life only hold your hand!

43. You are the most beautiful woman in my life.

44. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But once I saw you crying, it made me sad for months!

45. Being together today is just doing my best. The safest and most timely way is to be with yourself.

A short message that makes my girlfriend happy, and a short message that makes my girlfriend unhappy.

1, girl, smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

If you ignore me again, I will rush to your house.

I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will go back to God.

4. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

8. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

9. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

10, eagle crows chicken, eagle crows chicken, please respond.

1 1. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but the distance is too far, so I want to send you a message: I miss you so much!

12, if I were a tear of yours, I would flow down your cheek to your mouth-because I really want to feel your breath; If you were a tear of mine, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you!

13, holding a lovesickness pen, sitting alone in a lovesickness chair, looking at the lovesickness moon and missing you; Where are you handsome, I miss you lonely; The wind is blowing and the rain is dripping. Remember I'm thinking of you!

14, the fragrance of lace, Shui Yang Iraqis, find a wisp of fragrance and play with a fashion. Incense is the fragrance of the earth, and the fashionable texture is like colorful clouds. Listening makes people excited, watching makes people impulsive, and you make me move.

15, single is coriander, love is celery (love) dish, breakup is cabbage, marriage is lettuce, divorce is sauerkraut, remarriage is leftovers, no lover is bean sprouts, and many lovers are cauliflower, dear, what dish are you?

16, first think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

17, time is a chain, happiness is a bead, and you can be happy for a lifetime by stringing the bead on your chest; Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with nothing, happiness will accompany you all your life!

18, I don't know if it's a guest. Friends are like brothers, and wives are like clothes in the distance. I don't know who kissed me May you get carried away while playing and meet your friends without clothes on!

19, looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting. May all happiness follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!

2 1, life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky; Life can also be a poem, singing all the way in the Pentium; As long as we hold hands, every day is happy. Dear, happy Laba Festival!

22, love package charges: breakfast 330 miss you; I want to hug you at lunch. I want to kiss you at dinner 370; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life.

23. Happiness is bread in the morning, noodles at noon, salads in western food, jiaozi in Chinese food, rice vinegar in Shanxi, peppers in Sichuan, kimchi in Korea and hamburgers in the United States. Happiness is still my concern and your smile!

24. Today is Laba Festival. I will make a bowl of Laba porridge for you with lucky rice, pistachios, beautiful beans, rich dates, perfect nuts, wishful honey, healthy sugar and worry-free water. May you be happy every day!

25. It is beautiful that you want to be with me, and I will make you regret it; You have to pretend with me, and I will hurt you; If you want to blow with me, I will turn your face gray; If you want to play with me, I will make you dizzy!

26. In order to run first, the hair is streamlined; In order to win the first place in dance, I kept spinning like a top; See if you can hold back. SMS wishes you a good mood!

27. You can't change the weather, but you can change your mood. You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today! I wish you happy every day, happy every day!

28. Send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you; When a happy bird comes with a girl who is not sad, please put your heart in order. This is my best blessing to you. I hope you are happy to be old!

29. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn. My fingers are tired, just to give you my blessing!

If you make your girlfriend happy

First, seeing each other every day, falling in love every day, still thinking about you and chatting every day, still don't feel enough. I pray for you in my heart every day: May my beloved you be happy every day and always be happy.

2. For thousands of years, I have been a green bristlegrass waiting in front of your door. After several generations of cultivation, I only love you as an early adult. Buddha said: if you want to get positive results, you need life and death. It happened that one day, you stuffed me into the stove to cook. So the Buddha's words came true and the flame of love was lit. Honey, I don't regret falling in love with you.

Third, in winter, send you sunshine from Hawaii; In summer, send you the coolness of Harbin; In spring, go boating with you in the West Lake; In autumn, I will accompany you to watch Xiangshan turn yellow. I would like to send my true feelings to your heart and make you happy all the year round!

Wife, you are the other half of my life. I look forward to the early extension of our life! I will take good care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!

5. The caterpillar knows that there is a beautiful butterfly hidden in its heart; The seed knows that there is a towering tree hidden in his heart; I also know that there is a most beautiful emotion hidden in my heart: I love you forever.

6. Is love blind pursuit or selfless dedication? Ask for the happiness of waiting for rebellion for love, and get selfless happiness for dedication to love. Love hurts, you can't get it, and crying can't repay it.

Seven, there is only one good wife in the world, and the life with a wife is so happy. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

Eight, with you, my smile permeates from early morning until late at night; With you, my world has ended all the sadness; With you, my happiness is no longer lacking. A lifetime of love, because of you, is enough.

If possible, watching you fall asleep is the happiness of my life. Seeing that you will smile sweetly in your dreams, I know that you see happiness and concern for me in your dreams. If I can, I will be more intoxicated, write my love for you in a whole book, and write down the tenderness of my hug, which is the joy I hold and the shallow singing of love.

Ten, not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

Eleven, Bajie peeked at the spider essence to take a bath and wanted to see the nude, and asked Tang Priest for help. Tang Priest shouted, Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes! When Spider Spirit ran ashore, Bajie fainted: Master, I'll take you.

12. Is love blindly taken or selfless dedication? Ask for the happiness of waiting for rebellion for love, and get selfless happiness for dedication to love. Love hurts, you can't get it, and crying can't repay it.

Thirteen, the weather has become so fast, the cold current has quietly hit, because you are cute, so I care for you. Cover the quilt at night, don't freeze your feet, and eat more fruits and vegetables to supplement calcium. I sincerely wish you a happy day!

Fourteen, wife! I miss you! Just like mice love rice!

Rule number one: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

Sixteen, there is a horizon called near, there is an acre of mulberry field called sea, there is a string of love called till death do us part, and there is a kind of yearning called unforgettable. I would like to protect the mulberry field of your world, spread my thoughts and look forward to the blooming of love roses.

Seventeen, when you see this message, you have been extremely fierce love poison, the only antidote is to marry me, forget it, let's get married!

Eighteen, wife, husband loves you, go to sleep quickly, husband holds you, always accompany you, have a good sleep together! Ah! good night

Nineteen, if not, I can't help it! ! Brother, I am lovelorn now, I tell you! Don't wait until you lose it to regret not cherishing it! That will be the pain in your letter forever! I helped you! Integral is a trivial matter, but feelings are a lifetime event! May you grow old together! !

20. You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in my life.

Twenty-one, people are really tired to live! Standing thinking about sleeping, getting on the bus and waiting in line, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, and you have to pay taxes to earn money, alas! Even texting pigs costs money!

22. I don't have you in my eyes, because you are already in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

Twenty-three, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.

Twenty-four, you are my dream, I learn to be confident and strong for you; You are my sunshine, and I walk out of the confusion of love for you; Dear, come to my side, let's go to eternity together!

Twenty-five, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, I will collapse without your smile!

Twenty-six, you are the wind, I am the sand, wandering around the world to enjoy the sunset glow, you are the handle of the fork, I am the fork, we eat together, you are the body of the black tea bottle, I am the lid, and another bottle is really awesome. Love is everywhere, and I really give your love. I wish you find true love, and Yue Lao is with you.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Twenty-eight, every look in your eyes makes me want to stay, every move of yours fascinates me, and every smile of yours makes me happy. The weather is getting colder. Have you taken good care of yourself? Remember, don't worry about me, my baby.

Twenty-nine, the stereo is playing "I am a bird". I am addicted to singing that I am a bird's wife. I said coldly: Hey, it's quite self-aware!

At thirty, a mosquito stung his left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood can flow in my body! !

At the age of thirty-one, I set up a boat of love in the river of years to take you deeper into happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever.

Don't flatter yourself when you see the message. I sent it to your best friend. Please help me convey my love for her, because I am too shy to have the courage. Please convey it to me. I finally remembered what you said, which is very memorable. You said your best friend is yourself!

I will never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

Go to sleep, baby. It is getting late. Good night, baby. Kiss, love, baby. See you in the dream ~ quack ~ ~

Honey, I'm not around. You should take care of yourself. Your health is my greatest happiness.