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Dry my essays about fish.

My husband is fun-loving and especially likes fishing. Early in the morning, in order to get a good seat first, I set off alone on a motorcycle. Every time I leave with confidence, most of them are disappointed. It can be said that it has been defeated and fought repeatedly, and it has been defeated and fought repeatedly.

A few days ago, I threatened to catch some fish to satisfy my hunger. I curled my lips and couldn't bear to pour cold water, but I thought to myself, I hope you will fish for me. I'm afraid it will be a long time.

Yesterday, he happily prepared for a while. Earthworms, red worms, tents and fishing tackle were so well prepared that he was as busy as a bee. Don't forget to let me prepare some food for him Well, I really couldn't bear to spoil his fun, so I cooked a pot of tea eggs and prepared some bread and sausages. I didn't expect to come back halfway, saying that the weather had changed and fish didn't like to bite on cloudy days. Wasted the food I carefully prepared for him, alas!

After lunch, he packed his fishing gear at home again. I'm surprised. He said: it will continue tomorrow when the weather is fine, and he talked nonsense about fishing all night. This time he brought three meat pies, which showed that he knew himself, and then asked me to prepare meals for him. Hum! I have no leisure to talk to him. I teased him and said, "You haven't prepared the food. How can you buy pies? I remember a comic dialogue joke, and my mother branded me two candy cakes. " I really don't understand him. He was tired and bitten by mosquitoes. What does he want?

I asked my colleagues to go fishing together. Colleague replied: Now the temperature is low and fish don't like to bite. But he is persistent and always wants to try. Yesterday, several of our girlfriends went to a barbecue in the wild, but my husband still didn't forget to bring his fishing tackle and threw a few shots. As a result, he caught a few small fish that he couldn't handle. The most ridiculous thing is that he took off the little fish, breathed a sigh of relief into it, and said in his mouth why it was all fish grandchildren, let you go, go back and tell your grandparents and your parents that I scolded you and let them come to me collectively. Grandson Fish was released, but until now, I haven't seen Grandpa Fish and Grandma Fish come to see him.

I remember one Sunday afternoon last year, he had a whim and insisted on dragging me to go fishing with him for a while. Crustily skin of head accompanied him to the lake. After getting ready for the battle, I went to watch the scene. Suddenly I heard my husband shout, "Hey, man, come and help." I rushed over and saw a carp weighing more than three kilograms struggling on the hook. A young man next to him threw down the fishing rod, picked it up and watched the fish swim away swinging its tail. The young man stood there embarrassed and didn't know what to say. The husband patted his thigh and said, "Alas, a big fish is blind." I bent over with laughter. I really don't know what language to use to describe the scene at that time. My husband looked at me with a crooked head and said, "Are you still laughing? Scared the fish away. I knew I wouldn't bring you. " Alas, it doesn't make sense. What does it matter that the fish ran away and I laughed? I'm really more wronged than Dou E.

My husband said that the highest level of fishing is wild fishing. Looking at the blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, bathing in warm sunshine, breathing fresh air and listening to birds singing, it is refreshing. Coupled with a few fishing friends chatting, the past depression and impatience are gone. Anglers have been completely integrated into the beauty of nature, and sometimes they catch a lot of fish, which has long been ecstatic. Real anglers don't want to eat fish, and you can't feel the pleasure of fishing. The truth is still piled up He said that the greatest pleasure of fishing lies not in how many fish are caught, but in the process of fishing, that feeling is the coolest, especially at the moment of lifting the pole and slipping the fish, all the troubles and worries are gone. In short, fishing is not as good as fishing, alas! I don't understand his reason, just consider it a fallacy. Just talk about the benefits of fishing, why don't you tell me how much mosquito blood you have fed? I hope Jiang Shen will have pity on this stubborn man. Let him catch a few small fish from time to time, let me open my eyes and satisfy his little vanity.

My husband is addicted to this hobby, but I should support it as long as it is not too much and does not harm his health. If you think about it carefully, fishing can cultivate your mind and nourish your nature. Fish can also satisfy your appetite, which is much better than playing mahjong and drinking. Fishing can be a sport.