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Classical and reasonable philosophy
When a girl bows her head and apologizes to you, you are really not a man at that moment.
3. Wash your clothes when you are in a bad mood, throw them into the washing machine, then turn on the switch and say with a straight face, you can roll!
Born ordinary, but infected with a disease that I don't want to make do with.
This often happens, because when you say goodbye, you forget to make an appointment to see you again, and from then on, you live far apart.
I'd rather come to Japan than not see you for a long time.
7. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is low and I catch a cold easily.
8. I won't pretend to be unsociable. I lack enthusiasm, I am lazy and withdrawn, and I have no charm to let others hold me back.
9. I can't learn to hurt people. I always try to be brave. Even if I am sad, I won't tell anyone.
10. You waved to me. On the contrary, you are practical and I am more stable than anyone else.
1 1. I didn't wait for you, but I just couldn't like others.
12. The cause of princess disease is nothing more than ugliness and poverty. What about the rich, the beautiful and the bad-tempered? That's a princess, not a disease.
13. Although I look forward to your heart and soul, I will never feel inferior!
14. I missed the age of loving you, only blaming you for not cherishing it.
15. We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate, and we just wanted to have a good start at the end.
16. It is obvious that people are speechless, so we should talk well. This is what they like.
17. I miss my lovely, kind, gentle, beautiful, sexy and smart girlfriend. If I were you, I would choose to commit suicide.
18. The cruelest thing in the world is that you know I like you, but you don't know.
19. It never snows in the city where I live, but my memory is full of cold feelings.
20. Nothing in the world is worth a word.
2 1. I am never jealous, never paranoid, and never wait for you. I am tired. You can be nice to anyone you like.
22. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles and eight minutes for eggs, waiting for what you like.
Never mind who left you, and don't forget that you could have lived alone.
24. Every woman wants to find a man who is very manly, only to find that she has become a man.
25. Endless sadness can only be a joke, and endless past events can only drift away with the wind.
26. Let's say 10,000 sentences. Tears teach you to be a man, and regrets help you grow. Pain is the best teacher, and the detour that life should take is actually one meter.
27. I love you when I am drunk, but only those who listen don't believe me. The person who said this is actually very attentive.
28. In the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?
29. Sometimes, loss is normal, and gain is just luck.
30. If you really want it, go for it, don't leave yourself a backward path, and don't give yourself a chance to regret it!
3 1. Finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid the original owner still has the key.
32. Many people are busy with their dreams at first, and then forget them.
33. It's a pity that if you have an appetite, you can't eat it. If you like it, you can chase it. My stomach has more courage than me.
Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I did, but because I found that I didn't do anything.
35. When the mirror is dirty, we don't mistakenly think that our face is dirty, so why do we feel bad about ourselves when others speak ill of us casually?
36. People who haven't seen each other for too long will slowly lose their thoughts.
37. We have cut short hair, left long hair, trusted villains, loved corrupt people, turned red eyes and saw through love. We have been gambling, we can cry, but we can't give up.
38. If it's not mine, I won't take it. Who are you? I want to smile at you.
39. Some people we call dear but don't really like them, while others we call fools but really love them.
40. Winning with a good hand is nothing to be proud of, but winning with a bad hand is awesome. God gave us a lower starting point than others, just to give you a chance to perform a personal show about the Jedi counterattack.
A classic sentence with sense and philosophy
1. Marriage doesn't care who you look for, but what kind of wisdom you have.
2. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance for you to correct sick sentences.
3. The growth of every big tree must accept the sunshine and tolerate the wind and rain.
4. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.
Busy mothers often make lazy daughters.
6. Smart people are aggressive, good people haggle over every ounce, and proud people show their arrogant faces.
7. What makes you happy is that your marriage is uncertain, because life partner and soul partner will not be the same person.
8. The most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower.
9. Success without happiness is the biggest failure.
10, a woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.
1 1. Suffering is the blessing of makeup.
12, the leading role and supporting role can be played, and both the stage and the stage are comfortable-in the face of life, you should practice flexible personality.
13, elegant person, only looking at the back; Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; Excellent people, it depends on you.
14, you miss that place, but you actually miss the people there.
15, there is no feeling that will go away.
16. Life is like a book. Fools browse it, and wise men read it carefully.
17, laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than labor.
Nothing is happier than having health, but people don't think so before they get sick.
19, online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet.
20, the starting point is this life, the end point is the afterlife, get on the bus and obey the eternal rules!
2 1, happiness doesn't need a background, only leaves a smiling back; Happiness doesn't need status, just live comfortably and happily.
22, the loneliness of the tree, the wind knows; The concept of the left hand is clear to the right hand.
23. People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows, the brighter the house.
24. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.
25. It is a great loss to hate others.
26. To know a person, you can know whether he is sincere just by seeing whether his starting point and destination are consistent.
27. Being brave enough to accept others' warnings can better adjust your own shortcomings. You should thank those who tell you your shortcomings.
28. Being able to keep a low profile is the real honor.
29, love is demanding, because demanding and short-lived; Friendship is tolerant because it lasts.
30. It is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain.
3 1, truly touching feelings are always unpretentious, it is silent, unassuming and deeply buried.
32. As long as the eyes don't lose their luster, the mind will never be barren.
33. The person who apologizes in words is sometimes because she is not prepared to apologize in action.
34. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
35. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.
37. When you are depressed, don't bother strangers or find acquaintances.
38. Truth is the worst, and truth is the worst.
39. Men live by forgetting, while women live by remembering.
40. To be a good person depends on a kind heart; Being a good person depends on a fickle face.
4 1, the sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.
42. A wise man creates more opportunities than he finds.
43. Everyone has a tiger in his heart, but a virtuous person keeps it firmly and releases it at the right time; A man without virtue is allowed to soar.
44. Body is "fixed assets", age is "accumulated depreciation", unrequited love is "bad debts", love is "intangible assets" and fate is "non-operating income".
45. Maturity is not necessarily related to age; Wisdom and IQ are not necessarily related; Happiness is not necessarily related to money.
46. People who don't believe in empty talk don't necessarily talk empty talk, and people who believe in truth don't necessarily stick to the truth-all because they can't control it. I often tell myself not to die in a tree, so I get lost in the forest. ...
47. Everyone thought it would always be far away, but in fact it might be too short to see.
48. The fatigue of life comes from survival and comparison.
49. If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you promised to do is not very innovative.
50. If an idea is a seed, it can grow in some soil, and it will die in some soil, so the person who sows the idea must study the soil first.
5 1. Marriage is "consolidated statement", spouse is "accounts payable", children are "other accounts payable", life is "going concern", quarreling is "bad debt reserve", fighting is "operating loss", divorce is "bankruptcy liquidation" and remarriage is "asset reorganization".
52. Go your own way and love soldiers in two ways.
53. Failure is the tuition of success, and success is the report card of failure.
54. Stupid birds have four choices: (1) Stupid birds fly first; (2). Stupid birds fly behind; (3). Stupid birds fly around; Stupid birds don't fly, so lay an egg and pin your hopes on the next generation!
55. When regrets take the place of dreams, one becomes old.
56. When you wake up every morning, the biggest asset in your wallet is 24 hours.
57. Sometimes it may not be easy to let go, because there are always some people or things that are more sticky than rice cakes.
58. No car is a depressing life, and having a car is a sulking life; Not having a good car is an enviable life, but having a good car is an alarming life.
59. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.
60. Let go of your distractions and feel at ease.
6 1 and 2 1 The only constant truth in two centuries is that everything will change.
62. shine by yourself, don't wait for others to grind you to shine.
63. Difficulties make it difficult to stay at home; Get out, get out, get out.
64. The biggest vulgarity is putting on airs, the biggest kitsch is echoing others, and the biggest vulgarity is self-pity.
Marriage is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. That is, everyone eliminates half of their own personality and shortcomings, and then makes do together.
66. Keep missing; Easily disappointing; Unconsciously, strangers.
67. When we learn to be tolerant, we choose an easy life path for ourselves.
68. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.
I have a crystal heart, but others think it is glass.
70. Don't underestimate the advice of losers. She is an authority on what not to do.
7 1, time is still there, we are flying.
72. Life is like bumping into Hu: touch the right direction and be brilliant for a lifetime; Touch the right environment and be comfortable for a lifetime; When you meet the right luck, you will be lucky for a lifetime; Meet the right hobby and enrich your life; Touch the right lover and be happy for a lifetime!
73, some things, don't talk about it as a knot, talk about it as a scar.
74. People often can't see the things closest to them, such as eyelashes.
75. Smoke understands the world by burning itself; Wine soothes the world by diluting itself.
76, life is really tired, see how you taste; Find more happiness every day and ignore troubles; Just a few decades of cold and heat, why not face it with ease.
77. Office workers' mood barometer: thunderstorm on Monday, moderate rain on Tuesday, shower on Wednesday, cloudy on Thursday, cloudy on Friday, sunny on Saturday and cloudy on Sunday.
78. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches growing from the same root cannot depend on each other in the wind.
79. Life cannot be made, the weak accept the disobedience of the strong, and the capable ask the wise to make it.
Work like an ant and live like a butterfly.
8 1, teenagers want to run away from home, young people want to get married, adults want to leave home, and old people want to go home.
82. You are not RMB. How can anyone like you?
83. The synonym of commitment is bondage, but we all long for bondage.
84. People need to work to make money and work to kill time.
85. Life is like a buffet. If you lose and give, you have to take action to get it.
86. Personality is the measure of the soul and cannot be measured by power and money.
87. Don't look back even if you regret it after several years. You will find that the prince at that time has become a frog.
88. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold, cautious and thick-skinned. The minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.
89. When we are busy with life, life has left us. ...
90. Everyone in the world is an apple bitten by God ... Some people have great defects, because God especially likes her fragrance.
9 1. If criticism is not free, praise is meaningless.
92. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters are born with low IQ, and man-made disasters are not acquired efforts.
93. It's a cold night, so I have no money when I go out.
94. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman who tortures him.
96. For most people, art is just a decoration. It's good to dress up, but it's important to put on clothes.
97. Life is like singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.
We can't waste time, we can only waste ourselves.
99. A successful person is because he sees the future development trend; The man who fails is because he only pays attention to the current trend.
100, sleep is for practical work, and work is for practical sleep.
Philosophical sentences _ reasonable words
If you are in a good mood, everything will be fine. If you are in a bad mood, everything will be at sixes and sevens. We often don't lose to others, but being in a bad mood affects our image, reduces our ability and disrupts our thinking, thus losing to ourselves. Control your emotions, and life will be peaceful everywhere. Those who can afford it are responsible everywhere; People who can't afford it are negligent everywhere. People who see through are full of energy.
In this life, no one can be responsible for us except ourselves, so we must cultivate ourselves to be strong. Have confidence in yourself, believe that you can make good decisions, develop the habit of thinking by yourself, don't go along with others at will, and boldly bear the consequences of failure. In fact, as long as we do everything well and do better today than yesterday, we should applaud ourselves and cheer for ourselves!
If the initial expectation is first-class, the final effect may be only the middle reaches; If the initial expectation is only the middle stream, the final effect can only be the last stream; If expectation is only the last stream, you may get nothing in the end. The wisdom brought by happiness exists in a clear mind feeling, not confused by anxiety, dull by despair and boredom, and blind by fear.
We move forward with these guilt and loss. None of us are born perfect. If you have to pursue that kind of perfection, the final result may be to force yourself to that dead end. If you are not so serious, you may be able to keep yourself alive. When you are hurt, if you know that this is not punishment and retribution, but grace and gift. We can face the sunshine and naturally see hope.
The more friends you have around you, the more sincere you should be, because the more stupid people are, the less calculating they are. If you don't care so much and want so much, life will be much simpler. A woman's best dowry is a considerate and warm heart, and a man's best dowry is a lifetime of accommodation and love. The most precious things in the world are often free, but unfortunately many people in the world can't wear them!
We should struggle optimistically. A step forward is progress. We should not be jealous and stubborn, but should carefully observe the source of social diseases. In addition to warm feelings, we should also have quiet thinking, and understand his pleasure in pain and difficulties.
Life is impermanent, things are impermanent, and the taste of life is naturally different with different mentality. Life has spread out in front of you. Whether to yield to the opposite or to act calmly and actively, life will tell you different answers. If you can forget yourself, let go of your gains and losses, and be indifferent to fame and fortune, you will not be troubled by the situation in life. Wipe away the dust in your heart and impetuous resentment will naturally disappear. As long as the mind is not chaotic, the overall situation of life will not be chaotic.
Don't think too much, just let nature take its course. There are many feelings in my heart. The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy. In this complex and tempting society, don't envy others or despise yourself. It is the best day to live in peace and live the life you like; As long as you live in the way you like, it is the best way to live.
Don't complain about the unfair fate, and you don't need to feel lucky. Hold hands tightly, the direction of life is in your own hands! Be happy, cheerful, tenacious, enthusiastic and sincere to people. Always full of hope for life and smile at difficulties and hardships. Read more books and watch more. Eat less and eat good food.
We can eat every meal, but we don't relax at all. Because a voice began to say, you have to struggle, you have to beat others, and don't be a loser. Even if you don't want to compare, others will compare with you; Even if others don't compare with you, you still think they are comparing with you. When we come to this world, everyone carries an empty basket. People's life is a process of constantly putting things into their own baskets.
Young man, our hearts are smaller. When people grow up, their hearts get bigger. Even if more sadness is put in, you can still leave calmly and forget calmly. So be patient, and one day our hearts will become bigger than sadness. Some people look at society and only see the dark side, so assume that society is full of dangerous traps and disappointment.
Everyone knows to tidy up their appearance with a mirror, but they seldom look at their shortcomings with a mirror. Most people like to cover up their shortcomings, and it is not easy to see their own shortcomings. If you can see your shortcomings clearly with a microscope, you will work harder. If your vision is blurred and you can't see the image clearly, you can look at it with a magnifying glass; The font is too small to see clearly, or you can look at it with a magnifying glass.
Life is a rope that always leads us by the nose. In order to live, we tolerate, shrink, distort and even betray ourselves. Don't think this is normal. Many times what we take for granted will secretly change our character. Touch your own sunshine with your heart and create your own century with love. Knowing yourself is enough happiness.
The beauty of the flower season and the sadness of the rainy season are gradually forgotten with the growth rings, half of which is the pursuit of beauty and half of which is the acceptance of incompleteness. I couldn't stand it once, but now I just smile indifferently. Maturity is not to see through, but to look down. Man, it is better to suffer early than late. The early suffering is the beauty of blood on flowers, and the later suffering is the desolation of wind and rain blowing on huts.
Willing to endure hardship, others will use it to pay, and win people's hearts invisibly. If we always weigh, always care about everything, always want to get benefits and take advantage. After a long time, people will avoid them, avoid them, and stay away from them. If we are speechless, we will have fewer friends. If we have no friends, we will be indifferent. He who knows how to lose will never lose. Forgiveness is the magic weapon for us to keep our distance. No matter how hard and tired you are, the road will always go and life will continue. Don't be too hard on yourself, and don't be too hard on others.
In fact, pain is not terrible. The terrible thing is that our hearts betray ourselves and become accomplices in pain. Forget those unpleasant things, listen to music, see the scenery, say what you can, do what you can, take the right path and meet the people you want to meet. Only those who understand themselves can truly understand this great book of life, because the author of this book is himself and the readers are themselves.
The choice of looking up and looking down is the great wisdom of life. Looking up is a kind of courage, looking down is a kind of self-confidence; Looking up and smiling is a state of mind, and looking down at flowers is a kind of wisdom; In adversity, looking up is a kind of tenacity! In prosperity, bowing your head is a kind of calmness! When you are frustrated, looking up is a kind of confidence! Bowing your head is a kind of tolerance when you are reasonable.
When you feel that life is like a dead tree, and you can't find any signs of life after air drying, you will have palpitations, and you are afraid that you will be forgotten and swallowed up by life. There is no despair in life, and disaster is bound to be a nightmare and bumpy bubble that can't stand the sun. Life is the Dojo, and living is a kind of practice. In fact, when you were born, God gave you half your destiny.
Sometimes, we don't think too much, but we are willing. Life is like a clear water. We once thought that the world was as clear as ours. We plunged into it, only to find that the place we went to was different from what we thought. There were clean water, turbid water, undercurrent and torrent. We often push forward involuntarily, either gently or quickly.
People are born to pursue happiness, but they should live with pain. Time is like a train, let's keep moving forward. We have experienced a simple and beautiful childhood and an ignorant and rebellious youth. We are growing up and our burden is getting heavier and heavier.
The human body is opaque, but the human heart can be transparent. The heart is everyone's shrine, and it must be cleaned from time to time, otherwise it will be full of dust. Let the heart always reflect selfless sunshine, warm moonlight, intelligent starlight and pure aurora, and constantly eliminate the dust of evil thoughts, the flying dust of desire, the floating dust of ignorance and the worldly red dust in the heart, so that the heart is as transparent as crystal.
When you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see the mountain covered by the sky with green clouds at your feet. In this world, a star falls, and the starry sky cannot be dimmed; A flower withers, and the whole spring can't be wasted. Quiet distance can cultivate ambition, pleasure and adaptability can cultivate harmony, and observing the sky can nourish the heart. Many times, we judge the situation and choose to give up. Learning to give up doesn't mean losing everything, but gaining more and more.
Don't rush to let life give you all the answers. Many times, you have to be patient and so on. Even if you shout at the empty valley, it will take a while to hear the long answer. In other words, life will always give you the answer, but it won't tell you everything at once.
Travel with your heart and look at everything with a peaceful mind. Words, paintings and sounds seem to be done by your eyes and ears, but they are actually the feelings of your inner world. It is enough to feel and precipitate with your heart; Hearing good news is good news, and seeing good things is also good news. It is gratifying to take a spoonful of flowers' language and pick a flower's song, so that your own experience can be freed.
What kind of person you are, what kind of person you will meet. You will be your friend. What kind of person your lover is, what kind of life you live. To protect them is to fulfill yourself. With the growth of age and rich experience, people should adjust their life points over time. Loss is a kind of pain, but also a kind of happiness.
There are times in life when you need to go by yourself. Don't feel afraid, don't feel lonely, it's just the price of growth. If you are sad, please smile and let it go. We should learn to cherish, cherish time, cherish people around us and cherish everything. What people long for is happiness, and the purpose of life is to get happiness, which has never changed.
Where is the glory of life? Wake up in the morning with a bright face and a smile to welcome the future. At noon, glory is on your waist, and you live straight in the present. At night, glory is at your feet. Be yourself in a down-to-earth manner. There are reasons for where a person goes, where he doesn't go, what he does and what he doesn't do. A smile costs nothing, but it is always valuable.
Reasonable philosophy, classic personality, talk about recommendation.
1, half bright and half dark, this is life.
Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.
Knowledge is a kind of food, the more you eat, the hungrier you get.
For some people, shopping malls are battlefields, love fields are money fields, fate is casinos, and life is playgrounds.
The destination is constantly changing, and we must keep growing.
6. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime.
7. Sometimes it's sunny, sometimes it's cloudy. This is life.
8, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.
9. If she just turns her head and smiles, there are a hundred spells. You have to see what kind of person can laugh.
10, the yearning of sunflower, why doesn't the sun understand and cherish it.
1 1. Don't ruin your Millennium practice for a monk.
12, what is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.
13, the biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh on close people.
14, love is a kind of poison, which has a tearful process, but it ends in Lacrimosa.
15, many people climbed to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall.
16, paying does not necessarily lead to results, and persistence may lead to more losses.
17, staying up late, because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.
18, where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven.
19. Although a happy smile is simple, a smile in trouble is not.
20. Fireworks will not be perfect before dark.
2 1, the reality of social hardship, the reality is a steamed bread for one dollar.
If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.
23. It turns out that love does not look before believing, but before believing.
24. Fate, in the cycle of truth, breaks free from the shackles of rust. Perhaps the gravity of expectation is too great, and too many people can't get rid of the destiny takes a hand's path.
25. When there are too many times in life, it is this situation that ruins a love.
26. Some things take a long time to succeed, and it only takes a moment to destroy them.
27. The old days are also the hickey of life care and giving.
28, love is an excuse after the impulse, want to experience will be uncomfortable.
29. Quality is better than literature, and literature is better than history. Gentle, then a gentleman.
Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, and be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.
3 1, too much conviction becomes ridiculous, and too much persistence makes people feel stubborn.
32. No matter who you are and what you do, you can get seven or eight points, and the last two or three points are left to your imagination.
33. We are all actors. We should be serious when acting, but not too serious when watching.
34. Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good enough, it's not over yet.
35. It doesn't matter if it's simple at first, but if it's flat at the back, there will be problems.
What you can't get is the best, and the fruit you can't get is the sweetest.
Perhaps our youth always needs some love and hate, and it will really mature when everything can no longer fluctuate in our hearts.
38. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.
39. God will give you a choice, but he won't give you a chance to choose again.
40. Happiness lies not in having more, but in calculating less.
4 1, a small part of the fatigue of life comes from survival and a small part from comparison.
42. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to transform themselves.
43. I am optimistic about life, so my life is very happy.
44. People are all the same. They have only done three things in their lives: deceiving others, deceiving themselves and being deceived.
45. Contradictions are always caused by trivial matters.
46. It is extremely irrational to talk about rationality when it is rational.
47. Where there are happy people in the world, there will be sad people.
48. If you can't stand the test of love, why do you take commitment so lightly?
49, life is so bitter and so tired, it depends on how we face it …
50. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.
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