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Friends circle is very interesting to say.
Second, even if you drop out of school in Koga one day, I can take you to get hot.
Third, there are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
Fourth, stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.
5. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.
6. I went to the supermarket today and wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. As a result, I saw that the cashier was my ex-girlfriend I resolutely put down my cigarette and proudly walked over with a pack of menstrual towels.
Seven, the leader of insomnia is me, and the feeling of escaping in my dream can't breathe or cry.
Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.
Nine, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, vanity is a sign of youth.
Ten, some girls don't look very weak, but sometimes they are really heartless. It takes an afternoon to fill a shopping cart carefully, and it can be emptied after it is emptied.
Eleven, have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They pK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.
Twelve, if the two love for a long time, not pork pork.
Thirteen, some things don't need to be wrangling, superficial obedience and secret resistance.
14. God closes your door and doesn't open your window. Prepare a hammer yourself.
Fifteen, I am a good girl you don't care about, young man. Do you like men?
16. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.
Seventeen, picky eaters are not worthy of eating.
Eighteen, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.
Nineteen, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.
Twenty, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, and the first thing to go to bed at night, close your eyes.
Twenty-one, vibrant young people are not so easy to perish.
Twenty-two, life is a process of choice. In order to succeed in the dream that you have always insisted on, you must learn to persist and learn to resolutely reject all kinds of temptations, even if a person repeats boring days and chews loneliness and cold. We should believe in ourselves and constantly motivate ourselves. Even if the last thing we insist on doesn't come true, we can face it calmly. Honesty after giving up wholeheartedly is at least much happier than giving up regret lightly.
The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
Twenty-four, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, I can only say that I am easy to raise.
Twenty-five, you have no choice but to love me.
Twenty-six, eat by hook or by crook.
Interesting personality. Tell me about it.
Interesting personality. Tell me about it.
1. If you climb on the ground and look up at others, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.
2. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.
The revolution will be successful before the villains work hard.
4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.
5. Be a rogue with temperament, a man with taste and a knowledgeable illiterate.
6. You are the best example of failed abortion! It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!
7. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
8. Don't fall in love with me. Get married if you are hypocritical and capable.
9. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
10. Don't do anything wrong, throw all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
1 1. The advantage of news broadcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.
12. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
13. Life is too short to be sexy.
14. Beautiful women who look coquettish are not all tigers, but they may all be salesmen.
15. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.
16. According to the law, a man can only get married at the age of 18, but he can be a soldier at the age of 18. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.
17. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
18. After you were born, were you thrown for the last time, but only caught once?
19. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
20. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
2 1. Try not to make any noise if you can.
22. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.
23. Fighter in Bull B, bitch.
24. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.
25. Get out of here, keep rolling. ...
26. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.
27. When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be that the female toad doesn't have to doubt his appreciation level, but his environment is different.
28. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.
29. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?
30. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?
3 1. I really envy you for knowing me so young.
32. Admit your mistakes and never change.
33. Times have changed. Who will be waiting for you there?
34. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.
If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
36. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?
37. Who will not die, who will not die.
38. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I miss the past, or I like the quilt I slept the day before going to bed, which forced me to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.
39. How tired is it from simplicity to indifference?
40. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.
4 1. I want to go, but I don't want to die
42. It is better to love or be loved than to love.
When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She is just lonely ...
44. People talk and fart. Like farting, talking is just a breath.
Very interesting classic. Tell me about it.
Very interesting classic. Tell me about it.
1. You will never see the time when I love you the most.
Because I love you the most only when I can't see you.
Similarly, you will never see my loneliest time.
Because I am the loneliest only when you can't see me.
You will never see the time when I love you the most.
Because I love you the most only when I can't see you.
7. Similarly, you will never see my loneliest time.
Because I am the loneliest only when you can't see me.
There was a time when I liked a piece of music.
10. I will miss it for a while after listening to a piece of music.
1 1. Sit for a while and miss the palm print of another time.
12. Every step back, you miss your world a little.
13. I can't cope with the new confrontation clearly.
14. But you easily wronged my heart to the limit.
15. I can't hide my shadow.
16. The shadow stubbornly followed me step by step, drifting in the light and shade.
17.Trance feels that this process is like a helpless life and love with nowhere to tell.
18. Looking at the road I walked, I only left two simple footprints.
19. Simple and cold, just like the emotional diary of a bird without feet.
20. The narrow sky that has been flying over your head can't touch your warm embrace.
2 1. If we leave, it is our antidote.
22. If time can really wash away everything.
23. If you have this nostalgia.
24. If I forget, I said it all.
25. Live a so-called life calmly and flatly.
26. I want to live quietly in my own world.
27. There are large dark clouds overhead, running around in fear.
28. Under the cloud are your silent face and wandering eyes.
29. I understand that some thoughts are lifelong, and some are doomed to be inescapable.
30. I don't think you will understand how hard I have been pretending in my life.
3 1. The cloud is close to me, and you are far away from me.
32. What will your world be like? How can I move to your world?
You are like a guest in my life, and meeting me is just a way of being a guest in my dream.
34. Sometimes I will be in a trance and wonder if you are you in my dream.
35. Ignore the worldly vision and ignore the happiness of others.
36. Everything was calm.
37. Even a person is cruel and cruel on such a day.
Very interesting space to talk about.
Very interesting space to talk about.
First, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack?
Second, the heart answers: I am not afraid, because I am heartless.
Third, I not only have a car, but also work by myself.
Fourth, the mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.
5. How to lose weight if you are not full?
Six, after the important task is post-manufacturing.
7. The price of graves has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.
If you are healthy, it is a bolt from the blue.
Nine, cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.
Ten, people are people, there is no need to deliberately be a person.
Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.
Twelve, I want to let the world know that I am very low-key!
Thirteen, Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself!
If the smoke is not obedient, I will smoke.
Fifteen, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!
16. Your appearance is out of proportion.
Seventeen years old, the foot of my bed is so bright, bald and frosty.
Eighteen, blessed today, there are animals to see!
19. Please allow me to forget us.
20. I was very young. What about you? Are you old?
2 1. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?
22. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.
Twenty-three, you can be proud, but you have to give face.
Twenty-four, happiness remains the same, and sorrow is myriad.
I am used to crying before going to bed.
Twenty-six, people are mean, people are stupid!
Your smile warms the whole winter.
Twenty-eight, this is really a smiling face. This is disgusting.
I don't like talking about love, just money.
30. Who is the husband? All fucking temporary workers!
Thirty-one, drag with me, you go and buy a coffin first!
Would you like to be my next ex-girlfriend?
33. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.
When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.
Thirty-five, novels are like fairy tales, and reality is like residue.
Thirty-six, slightly painful, the original cut fur.
Thirty-seven, everyone has a time to shit!
Thirty-eight, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!
Don't worship your brother, who also has many fans.
Forty, you are the best example of abortion failure!
I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards!
Forty-two, don't do it if you regret it, and don't regret it if you do it.
43.how did you die? Not so poor as to die.
Forty-four, people are simple when they are poor, but complicated when they are rich.
Forty-five, the bird in the cage, hate Zhang Fei.
Forty-six, listen to you and leave me ten books!
Forty-seven, when hardware can also be copied!
Forty-eight, don't pretend with me. I'm crazy, too.
Forty-nine, people are not smart and bald like others.
Fifty, people, it is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.
Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!
Fifty-two years old, my hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent.
Let's have a baby, shall we?
54. An exam is like cooking porridge, it will burn when cooked.
Fifty-five, life is simple, not addicted to fantasy.
56. Same eyes, different opinions.
I want to bite you, but I'm a Muslim.
Fifty-eight, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.
Fifty-nine, my world, as long as I understand it alone
Sixty, the noise dispersed, I thought there would be you.
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