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Friends circle shared 20 humorous sentences about eating the first watermelon this summer.

1. The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the sky is light and the clouds are light. Summer is coming.

2. In summer, let's separate ourselves with a few papers, make people feel excited with a bunch of sunshine, sing the song of youth with cicadas, and a glass of soda with ice is enough to spend the whole long summer.

Summer feast, I just want to share it with you.

4. The little luck in summer is, of course, eating watermelon until you are full ~ it's too comfortable and annoying.

Summer is coming, I want to hide in sea salt ice cream, or sneak out of the window in the evening breeze.

6. The story begins with a bottle of iced soda, which smells like summer, and you are still young.

7. Boyfriends can be late, but watermelons are indispensable.

8. I still have to look forward to it, so that my life will be better. Summer is coming, so it's warm to think about it. May the sunshine stay in my heart.

9. When the starry sky is reflected on the rough sea, it dances up and down with the waves and sometimes disappears.

10. What attracts you most in summer? I drink cold drinks, eat watermelons, talk about popsicles and string together! Haha, always love summer!

1 1. I just want to hide under the air conditioner to eat watermelon and sleep in summer, because Xiamen is too hot.

12. I hope we can meet again in countless Xia Feng.

13. I love these sweet words, such as daisy pollen in summer, cold watermelon and your kiss.

14. Don't pat the watermelon when you buy it. Living in it will disturb the summer.

15. In summer, the noon sun burns like a big fireball, pouring excessive light and heat to the earth. The whole earth seems to be burning.

16. Perhaps the best thing in summer is to eat watermelon and swim.

17. Summer is coming, and we have moved to a very bright house. Every day, a lot of sunshine shines in. I remember receiving many phone calls from my friends in that house. Everyone told me to cheer and wish me luck in June.

18. Wear suspenders and beautiful skirts in summer, eat watermelon ice cream, eat barbecue and drink cold beer, watch the sea and listen to cicadas, and take a walk with people you like. Summer is really beautiful!

19. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer jump in the warm wind.

20. The street is as hot as a big kiln. The heat wave is rolling on the road, and at first glance, it is shining with dazzling silver light.

The circle of friends shared the sentence of eating popsicles for the first time this summer.

Friends circle shared the sentence of eating popsicles for the first time this summer (I) 1. Ice cream: summer star, sweet to your heart and mine.

2. Eating ice cream in summer is simple and happy.

3. I am hungry! I want to eat strawberry cake, ice cream, mutton kebabs and crayfish! Another beer! Come on!

That summer, we read books, ate ice cream and dreamed of the future with people we like. -"Give ear and listen"

Some things are like summer regrets, like melting ice cream, the breeze in the alley and you with short hair.

6. Summer is really coming! You must take care of yourself and buy yourself an ice cream when it is hot!

7. My iceberg has finally turned into ice cream in your hand.

8. Life is just work. Life is so ordinary, so let's go to eat ice cream tomorrow.

9. The most annoying thing for DYM in summer is that you can't eat ice cream.

10. A bite of ice cream is cold to the heart.

1 1. The best way to eat ice cream in summer is to eat half of it first, and then put the rest back in the refrigerator for freezing.

12. Ice cream that I like for a long time is still delicious, and songs that I like for a long time are still nice.

13. The first ice cream in summer is cool for one dollar.

14. Falling in love with a city begins at the airport, and falling in love with a person begins with ice cream.

15. Ice cream: Cold in the mouth, sweet in the heart.

The circle of friends shared the sentence of eating popsicles for the first time this summer (Chapter 2) 16. Sweet to the heart and cool in summer.

17. I want to eat pudding in the long summer to avoid being bitten by mosquitoes.

18. There are two things that others can never take away, dreams and ice cream in their bellies.

19. Go to the seaside, watch fireworks in summer night, eat chocolate ice cream, day and night, please come with me.

20. Make a summer wish. What if it comes true? I want to eat the first popsicle in summer, the first ice cream in summer, and the first ice cream in summer. I hope my boyfriend will give me a real wish.

2 1. Can eating ice cream while drinking cough medicine be regarded as my youth?

Eating ice cream in bed makes you feel cool.

23. People's emotions are really inexplicable. Maybe they are unhappy today because they didn't want to eat ice cream one day last year.

24. Why is the milk in the refrigerator cold and icy? Can I put my dream in the refrigerator until I grow up?

25. Popsicles bring coolness to people in hot summer, and then taste sweet.

26. People who were originally difficult to move, but in the morning when someone was awake, they bought me yogurt, strawberries and raisin ice cream. Knowing that I wanted to eat corn, they bought me corn. I was moved by this vivid picture.

27. It's too hot, I just want to sleep on my stomach! Play with chicken on your stomach! Eat ice cream on your stomach! Lie down and tease the cat! I just want to lie down anyway!

28. If you can come to see me in summer, I will come to see you in a little skirt. After you play ball, we will eat ice cream and walk on the road to blow the evening breeze.

29. When I went back to my hometown, I found that there were milk ice cream in the shop, wrapped in transparent oil paper, with a plain cuboid and a stick in the middle, which looked like classic ice cream. Pick one up and take a bite. Soft and fragrant. Is authentic milk ice cream, long-lost milk ice cream.

It's too hot to lose your temper before eating ice cream. Let's lose weight after eating ice cream tomorrow.

The circle of friends shared the report that their first baby was born.

The circle of friends shared the report sentence about the birth of their first baby (I) 1. Brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being a Mrs. Doubtfield, a cradle of human flesh, a milk powder cash machine, and my baby daughter holding my finger, I am very excited. Not to mention how cool it feels! Dude, congratulations!

It's better to grow up together anyway.

3. diagonal at night, happy.

As a new mother, please take care of yourself for the rest of your life.

5. The sun is yours, the moon is yours, happiness is yours, luck is yours, luck is yours, pillars are yours, flowers are yours, the sun and the moon shine because of you, I am happy because of you, congratulations, happy birth and finally become a pillar.

6. I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

7. Thank you for your attention, my little monster. Dad will always be your big tree!

8. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

9. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you really brought it.

10. It seems that I liked you for a long time when I first met you.

1 1. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, but they are not as lovely as you.

12. A cry is a declaration of life. A photo, recording the original appearance of life. You still have a world, and mom still has a world.

13. Welcome Xiao An 'an to this world. Now she has recovered. Mother and child are safe and grateful for everything. First-time mothers have a better understanding of their parents' difficulties and are willing to live humbly forever.

14. Such a caring boss really feels so warm, expecting the baby to arrive safely!

15. Get rich overnight and have a little daughter.

16. Since then, a weakness has emerged. Baby, welcome to this world.

17. From today, the world of two people will become a family of three.

The circle of friends shared the report sentence about the birth of their first baby (Chapter 2) 18. I was born, I'm great!

19. There will be no pie in the sky. No pains, no gains. Plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold. Sunshine always comes after a storm.

20. Welcome mother and son to return safely and start a new life and journey ~

2 1. Girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life.

22. There is a great mother in the world, thanks to my wife.

23. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince at X-day, X-hour and X-minute, weighing 8 kg and 8 Liang. Mother and daughter are safe, I have good news!

24. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

25. Son, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day. Since then, the world has added attractive colors. Happy birthday, son! Mom loves you.

26. It is a long way to go to give birth to a new life and look forward to your arrival. Love you, baby.

27. Nothing matters. I just hope my most important child will be born soon. I don't think you can express it in words. ......

28. Yesterday at 2: 03 pm, a little fat boy weighing 9.3 kg was born in my nephew's house. It is gratifying that mother and son are safe.

29. When we first came to this world, you cried and we laughed.

At 30.22: 08, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6. 18 kg, and the mother and son were safe.

3 1. Record every unrepeatable moment in your life with your heart.

32. Hello, world! Something like this!

There is a great mother in the world. Thank you for your wife.

34. Before you were full-fledged, I sheltered you from the wind and rain. Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

The circle of friends shared the report sentence about the birth of their first baby (Chapter 3) 35. Mother and child are safe! Teenager, your time has begun! Let's go

Welcome my little prince to this beautiful world.

37. The long-awaited little life finally came to report. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your blessings!

38. 19 At 22: 20 on June, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son, weighing six and a half pounds. My mother and son are safe. I am a father!

39. Time changes, 6 kg and 8 kg a week, asking for surprises and actually bringing them.

40. With the help of my wife's wife 12:38, I successfully gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6.3 kg. Mothers and women are peaceful. Special news! I am

4 1. You are standing on the node of life: looking back is a childhood that slipped away quietly; Forward, the curtain of youth slowly opens to you.

42. The greatness of maternal love can only be realized when a mother gives birth to a child. Wife has worked hard! Come on!

43. I applied for a game account on X, X and began to practice the number mode.

44. Tears, it is not easy to be reborn, and the doctors are all great.

45. If there is one more you in the world, there will be one more world for mom!

46. One son and one daughter, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what else can a husband ask for?

47. After hearing thousands of kind words, it's too late for you to pretend to be cute.

48. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you can join us!

49. Enze and Shexiaer came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy is six catties and eight catties, and he is safe with his mother.

50. Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three. 2020 loves you and loves you.

Watermelon is sweeter in summer.

Watermelon is sweeter in summer. 1. I still need to look forward to something, and my life will be better. Summer is coming, so it's warm to think about it. May the sunshine stay in my heart.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the hot summer is coming. The sun is always scorching the earth, and cicadas are chirping desperately in the trees, probably because of the hot weather.

Today, Lao Wang invites a guest to dinner, and eating watermelon and watching a drama in summer is really a good match.

4. Watermelon leaves, lemons and mangoes.

6. Everything beautiful in summer is coming, such as the cool evening breeze on the street in the evening, the warm sunshine in the morning, the melody of lemonade, the sprite frozen into ice after sweating, the clouds like strawberry rolls in the blue sky, and the cheap and secular snacks that actually attract me. Everything shines in the name of summer, and what's more wonderful is that you came with summer.

6. I patted the watermelon with my hand and made a crisp crash. I think this watermelon must be cooked. I used the knife a little, and only heard a beep. Watermelon is divided into two halves in the middle, revealing watery red flesh. I quickly cut a piece and put it in my mouth. Ah, sweet and cool, nourishing the throat, flowing into the heart, feeling particularly cool.

7. There is no summer like this year, which makes people feel that their hearts are still there.

8. The street is as hot as a big kiln. The heat wave is rolling on the road, and at first glance, it is shining with dazzling silver light.

9. I fell in love with watermelon in summer and cotton in winter.

10. The reason why summer is so beautiful is because watermelon persists.

1 1. This summer, I hope watermelon is sweeter and lighter.

12. I know I can't eat more watermelon, but how can I live without watermelon in summer?

13. Come on, come on, it's hot, please eat watermelon and be satisfied!

14. I must have been a man in my last life. It's very comfortable to squat down and eat watermelon.

15. I don't want to go out again in hot weather ... I officially went home for a holiday today and blew air conditioning to eat watermelon.

A friend circle sentence that eating watermelon is sweeter in summer (Chapter II) 16. About summer, cold watermelon and sea salt soda, the wind is gentle and the rain is gentle. Be a melon-eating girl.

17. Follow me in summer, and I will buy sand watermelon hahaha.

18. Eat more watermelons and sigh less.

19. Because watermelon has so many advantages, I like watermelon best. This year, I will eat more watermelons.

20. Is it a watermelon or a copy written by someone else in summer? I think summer is flies and mosquitoes. ?

2 1. I want to sit on the roof with her and dig watermelons in summer!

22. I hope that in June, the weather will be cooler, watermelons will be sweeter and life will be smoother.

23. I like the sun at four or five o'clock in summer. The wind is warm and the clouds are lazy, and you are by my side.

24. Originally, I wanted to say that I am looking forward to summer, which is very romantic. But when I leave home and experience the scorching sun of 30℃ in late spring, all I can say is please don't come.

25. This summer, watermelon is busy loving summer, girls are busy being strong, and girlfriends are busy falling in love with boyfriends.

26. Is there anything more pleasant than sitting on the sofa eating watermelon and watching TV in the first 8424 this summer?

27. Drinking iced tea, taking a nap on the sofa and eating watermelon all belong to summer!

28. It's so happy to drink soda and eat watermelon in summer.

29. Summer I can think of: watermelon, ice cream, flowers and you.

30. I want to eat half a watermelon with you silently until I grow a tail in summer.