Do you have a personalized signature of a QQ girl who is super cool and a little bit funny?

The 2010 quotations I just found are all called to the poster:

1. When people do something restricted, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it, and when they do something bad, they always think the ghosts and gods are not aware of it. You know, we have made it too difficult for the ghosts and gods.

2. The most glorious moment of the apple was when it hit Newton on the head.

3. I have passed by a person countless times. , the clothes were all scratched, and there were no sparks.

4. There are only two things I can’t do in my life (1). I can’t do this either

(2). That won't happen

5. I am working five jobs a day to try to earn a 2010 ferry ticket.

6. Losing weight is to eat more meat....

7. Others have a background, but all I have is a back.

8. Hey, I wake up every morning by my handsomeness.

9. No money, No job, no girlfriend, it doesn’t matter.

10. I don’t know much about music, so sometimes I am unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

11. I am young and need You point, but you don’t need to point.

12. You said you like me? Actually... I like myself quite a lot!

13. Alone The success or failure of your life will depend on the memorial service.

14. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

15. In fact, I am descending to earth. The fairy just landed face first.

16. I couldn’t find the umbrella I like, so I would rather get wet in the rain.

17. I’m sorry for making you laugh so hard. .

18. You don’t have to sleep for a long time before you are alive, you will sleep forever after death.

19. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirated copies. .

20. If no one holds my hand, I just put it in my pocket.

21. When I am bored, my favorite thing to do is to be in a daze....

22. A swimming pool without bikini beauties is not a complete swimming pool.

23. Philosophers are not legal. When you think about the same thing for more than 5 minutes and 30 seconds, you become a philosopher.

24. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

25. If God wants to destroy him, he must first make him crazy.

26. Life can’t be like cooking, you have to prepare all the ingredients before putting it into the pot.

27. When a mouse laughs at a cat, there must be a hole beside it.

28. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

29. The most important thing in life is not the location, but the direction you are facing. It is also a B that you are heading all the way. If you break through the southern wall and don't look back, you can only become an SB.

30. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a glass of ice-cold water and then turning into hot tears drop by drop. .

31. As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

32. My mother said that it is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and a person. The person who deeply loves you.

33. Life is like a coffee table, the top is full of cups!

34. The difference between lies and oaths is: one is that the person who listens takes it seriously , one means that the person who said it took it seriously.

35. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world...

36. Wherever you fall, lie down there.

37. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

38. When you put on the wedding dress, I will put on the wedding dress too. Get on the cassock.

39. The biggest advantage of getting older is: you don’t want the things you didn’t get when you were young.

40. Isn’t it true that Lei Feng has done good things? Leave your name, but record everything in your diary.

41. Life is like toilet paper, try to talk as little as possible.

42. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit. !

43. Have you made coffee today?

44. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

45. Don’t be nervous, I am not a good person.

46. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I move slowly, I can Who has ever seen me take a step back?

47. Don’t call me a otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

48. People passing by, don’t be sad for my death. If I live, none of you can live.

(Personally, I think No. 29 is very cool.)