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Talking about spare tires

First, when you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. Don't say this month, the whole world will be nicer to you.

Second, the shame of some men is that they want to find a woman to serve themselves like a mother, but they are as dissatisfied as a son; I want to find a girl who is as clever and clingy as my daughter, but I can't be as miserable as my father!

Third, a hard-working girl, so serious and beautiful, why should she be restricted by age and marriage? Everything will depreciate after 25 years old. I really want to call names!

I am not good to anyone, but at least I am not bad. This is my way of life. Do not judge me. You don't need to like it, and it's not your turn to hate it.

5. Some people are like this. They will never know how much they have gone too far unless they are retaliated once.

6. At this age, it's embarrassing. Half of my friends have become parents, and the other half are so drunk that they don't even know their parents every day.

Seven, you like, don't ask for other people's opinions, this responsibility in life, you have to bear.

9. If you touch words across the screen, the other party can receive 10%; if you quarrel across the screen, the other party can receive 200%.

10. Suffering won't make you grow, it will only teach you with a knife wound. You are just dust and sand. Stop being self-righteous.

You can't rely on anyone but yourself.

You can't rely on anyone but yourself.

No one in this world will want to be relied on by you all the time.

Only you can do things best.

Only by relying on ourselves can we learn the real skills and really solve problems.

You can't lose in life by yourself.

1 No one will depend on you forever.

It is not safe to always rely on others, because parents, relatives or friends will not always be with you. When you are in trouble, they won't always be there to help you out.

In fact, everyone is an independent individual, and everyone has their own life to live. You can't ask others to depend on you forever, and others can't help you from their standpoint.

Always rely on others, when can you really be strong?

Wait until the next time you encounter a problem, even if it is the same problem, you still can't solve it. You still have to ask someone else for help. Only by solving problems through your own efforts can you really improve yourself and make yourself strong.

Relying on others is actually a kind of gambling.

Relying on others to help you solve your problems is actually a kind of gambling, because you give the initiative to others at the beginning, and then how others try to help you is beyond your control. You can only watch what the other person does.

In this way, relying on others will be very risky. In today's society, everyone is unfathomable It is irresponsible to trust others easily. Relying on others means that the initiative to win or lose lies with others.

You can't lose if you depend on yourself in life.

Everything depends on yourself, and life will not lose. When you are in trouble, your first thought is to rely on yourself, so you will seize the time, act immediately and go all out, so that the possibility of success will be greater.

Even if you didn't overcome the difficulties, you must have learned a lot from them. Next time you encounter something similar, you will be able to deal with it calmly. Over time, you will become a winner in life.

So,

Try to spend your own money on what you want to buy;

Where do you want to go, with your feet on you, take that step yourself;

Who you like, get others' likes by your own strength;

The most reliable thing is yourself, and no matter how good others are, they can't help you solve everything!

I am not a spare tire. Tell me.

I don't quite understand why some people have already planned to let others back me up. You know, I'm not a natural backup.

I am not a spare tire. Tell me.

I don't want to be a spare tire for your friend or your ex-girlfriend's Ms. Tong. Hehe, I'm not their shadow, I'm just I ~ I'm naive, and I'll be silly if I like you for a few days.

Second, I am not a lover, and I will not be a spare tire. I am a guardian angel and a time traveler.

Third, I am not your spare tire. Don't come to me when you are sad and helpless, and don't miss me when you are happy. I'm not sentimental, and I'm not lonely and loveless.

Fourth, even if there is no more disappointment, we are still separated. Although it is very painful, it can make us grow faster and better. Become a better self faster. The risk is that we may lose each other, but the reward is that we will become better, stronger and more mature. I don't know if we can continue our friendship then, but I hope. Remember, I am not with you, but I love you in another place, but I am not a spare tire. Is my phone busy? Love yourself and love me in the future.

Caring for people is an extremely painstaking thing, especially when there is no response, so the spare tire is worthy of respect, but fortunately I am not, hehe.

Sixth, lack of security Habitual temptation is really a big shortcoming of Cancer, but it is too typical and stubborn. It's hard to believe in the opposite sex. In this era of fast-food feeling, you are creating trouble and blx. No one will be with you all the time, and you have already run away. I always feel that many people have n spare tires and cannot do without the opposite sex. Fortunately, I'm not. Therefore, it is better to be short of things or full of fantasy than to be extravagant. Like mature people, I believe that someone will bring a long-lasting love, and the person who really loves you will appear and will not leave.

Seven, step on two boats, be careful to capsize. Sorry, hello, I know I'm not a spare tire, but I don't want someone with a spare tire.

I seem to like you, woman. Are you still going to the library tonight? Male, I just said. . . I heard what the girl just said. It's time for you to listen to a piece of music to calm down. There was a flash of sadness in the girl's eyes. Once you liked her so much, now you say you like me. You remind me again and again that you like her. I am a spare tire, but I am not a good spare tire.

Nine, I am not anyone's spare tire, and I don't want to play with you, and I am not a fool you think you can control.

Please don't think of me last, unless you are leaving this world. I have been left behind for so long. You can forget that you can use me as a spare tire and backup. I don't want to be the first backup, but I hope I am not the last option to be remembered. I would rather be abandoned forever than remembered, so I have reason to abandon you.

1 1. He ate chicken with me today and told me to shut the fuck up, so I shut up. I realized that he really took me as a spare tire. He didn't want to be with me because he didn't think I was getting better.

Twelve, what I don't want is taken up by your spare tire. I'm not jealous, but I don't think your spare tire is qualified to pick it up.

I like you so much that when you introduced me to other boys, I thought you were pushing me away. They say unrequited love is so tired, you touch me. Every sentence can make me laugh and make me unhappy. I want to let go, but I can't help being nice to you. What if you suddenly like me that day? Is this a spare tire? I don't know. I thought I was the kind of person who could let go, but I'm not.

Fourteen, I am not an emotional trash can, nor a spare tire. If you treat me like an ATM, fuck you! ! !

Fifteen, everything will not wait for you in the same place, including love. If you think your unchanging is just wishful thinking, then don't be narcissistic.

Sixteen, it turns out that I am not the only one, I am just a dispensable existence, my brain is completely disrupted, my thoughts are chaotic, and the pain in my heart cannot be expressed. How I wish I was the only one for you. Unfortunately, maybe I am really not qualified, I have lost confidence. If I wasn't a spare tire at that time, now I find that I am not as good as a spare tire. There is still hope for a spare tire, but I don't have one at all. Why, God gave me a memory but didn't let me create a better one? Why is it so unfair to me? What did I do wrong? Why can't I have it?

Seventeen, jealous, why doesn't anyone chase me to cry! It's not that I don't want a spare tire, but that nobody wants to be my spare tire! I also want someone to spoil me and cry!

Eighteen, I am nobody's spare tire, and there are not so many ambiguous people. I am who I am. There is really a big gap between me before and me now. I used to love scum and always hit the south wall. Now I won't love a scum three or five times. I used to make my parents angry and never considered their feelings. Now I understand that parents are really not easy. In fact, there are too many difficulties and experiences along the way.

19. I will reply to many people and ask them to dry their hands in the shower, but you have to believe that I am not a central air conditioner, I am not used to it, and I will not be a spare tire for many people. I just want to warm you, but I dare not warm you alone. I was afraid that you would suddenly leave and I had nothing.

I don't want to be wronged emotionally. I'm not a cargo or a spare tire. I am the most treasured treasure in the world. A man who lowers my living standard or makes me sad, I might as well be alone.

I'm not a spare tire or anything. I just hope we can cherish each other, okay? It is not easy to meet.

Twenty-two, don't wait until you lose your beauty, then come back to me! I'm not your thousand-year spare tire. What makes me green?

Twenty-three years old, decadent, degraded a lot. The emptiness and loneliness caused by anxiety are sensitive. I am not such a person, and I should not do such a thing. Suddenly enlightened. Clear-headed. I'm not a girlfriend, let alone a spare tire. I am an active young man.

Twenty-four, I am not the pocket of Doraemon, I have whatever I want; I am not a first aid kit, an emergency spare tire; I'm not an ATM. I'm inexhaustible.

Twenty-five, think of a sentence: I am not a spare tire, just a ferryman, no one should be waiting for you there all the time, I want to go ashore, sunny Wan Li.

26. Before I knew it, I wrote the tenth article. Xiong Haizi, today is a little too much. You are unhappy, your stomach hurts, and I finally make you happy. As a result, I helped others, and you still cried. I still want to cry. I said I am not a spare tire. I'm just a Jack. You still think I'm joking. Do you know how sad I am when I say this?

Twenty-seven, Xiaoyu whispered: I am not a spare tire. On second thought, I'm just a ferryman. He fell into the water on this side of the shore. I want to take him to the other side of the river. There are others waiting for him on the other side of the river, not me, but the ferryman.

Twenty-eight, Xiaoyu nodded and whispered: I am not a spare tire. On second thought, I am a ferryman. He fell into the water on the shore. I want to take him to the other side of the river. Someone is waiting for him on the other side of the river, not me, but the ferryman.

Twenty-nine, actually, I want to say that I'm almost a junior. I am not a teenager. I can also play with you, chat with you on WeChat, be teased and be a spare tire. It's boring to think for yourself. I am in a hurry to get married. I know what to do at what age. I don't think I can't study, work and get married too late.

On Classical and Reasonable Philosophy

1. Without money, what do you take to take care of your family, support love, keep in touch with friendship and rely on your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy.

When a girl bows her head and apologizes to you, you are really not a man at that moment.

3. Wash your clothes when you are in a bad mood, throw them into the washing machine, then turn on the switch and say with a straight face, you can roll!

Born ordinary, but infected with a disease that I don't want to make do with.

This often happens, because when you say goodbye, you forget to make an appointment to see you again, and from then on, you live far apart.

I'd rather come to Japan than not see you for a long time.

7. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is low and I catch a cold easily.

8. I won't pretend to be unsociable. I lack enthusiasm, I am lazy and withdrawn, and I have no charm to let others hold me back.

9. I can't learn to hurt people. I always try to be brave. Even if I am sad, I won't tell anyone.

10. You waved to me. On the contrary, you are practical and I am more stable than anyone else.

1 1. I didn't wait for you, but I just couldn't like others.

12. The cause of princess disease is nothing more than ugliness and poverty. What about the rich, the beautiful and the bad-tempered? That's a princess, not a disease.

13. Although I look forward to your heart and soul, I will never feel inferior!

14. I missed the age of loving you, only blaming you for not cherishing it.

15. We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate, and we just wanted to have a good start at the end.

16. Obviously, we are speechless, but we still have to try our best to speak. This is what we like.

17. I miss my lovely, kind, gentle, beautiful, sexy and smart girlfriend. If I were you, I would choose to commit suicide.

18. The cruelest thing in the world is that you know I like you, but you don't know.

19. It never snows in the city where I live, but my memory is full of cold feelings.

20. Nothing in the world is worth a word.

2 1. I am never jealous, never paranoid, and never wait for you. I am tired. You can be nice to anyone you like.

22. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles and eight minutes for eggs, waiting for what you like.

Never mind who left you, and don't forget that you could have lived alone.

24. Every woman wants to find a man who is very manly, only to find that she has become a man.

25. Endless sadness can only be a joke, and endless past events can only drift away with the wind.

26. Let's say 10,000 sentences. Tears teach you to be a man, and regrets help you grow. Pain is the best teacher, and the detour that life should take is actually one meter.

27. I love you when I am drunk, but only those who listen don't believe me. The person who said this is actually very attentive.

28. In the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

29. Sometimes, loss is normal, and gain is just luck.

30. If you really want it, go for it, don't leave yourself a backward path, and don't give yourself a chance to regret it!

3 1. Finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid the original owner still has the key.

32. Many people are busy with their dreams at first, and then forget them.

33. It's a pity that if you have an appetite, you can't eat it. If you like it, you can chase it. My stomach has more courage than me.

Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I did, but because I found that I didn't do anything.

35. When the mirror is dirty, we don't mistakenly think that our face is dirty, so why do we feel bad about ourselves when others speak ill of us casually?

36. People who haven't seen each other for too long will slowly lose their thoughts.

37. We have cut short hair, left long hair, trusted villains, loved corrupt people, turned red eyes and saw through love. We have been gambling, we can cry, but we can't give up.

38. If it's not mine, I won't take it. Who are you? I want to smile at you.

39. Some people we call dear but don't really like them, while others we call fools but really love them.

40. Winning with a good hand is nothing to be proud of, but winning with a bad hand is awesome. God gave us a lower starting point than others, just to give you a chance to perform a personal show about the Jedi counterattack.