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I'm only nice to you because you have feelings for me.

1, don't be afraid because you are afraid, don't fall into the abyss of another world, and don't dream of the terrible world inside.

I know you are the wrong person, but I am still afraid of death.

3. Some people find that separated people are my favorite after separation.

4. Casual memories are so painful.

5. Do you know mine?

6, the mouth is too troublesome for each other, and the eyes are so full of concern.

7. Honey. What will happen to us? Let me know. After all, we were wrong. At this moment, we were silent together.

8. Give some time. Let's come here, let's get started.

9. Our world is lonely, and only Le E made those promises.

10, the interval between heaven and earth is like our interval. When I found out, I fell in love with you hopelessly.

1 1, neon flashing, sad mood all night, paralyzed soul seems to shine back.

12, I'm only nice to you because you have feelings for me.

13, I'm only telling you once, don't touch my woman. Even if she doesn't love me, it's not your turn.

14, as long as I have you around and breathe strange air with you, I will be satisfied.

15, life is like eating sweet potatoes, you never know when you will fart.

To you, I'm just a road.

1. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

2. Forgetting is easy to say but hard to do.

If I had to choose again, I wouldn't choose to know you.

4, let the world bow is a domineering, let yourself let go is a kind of courage.

5. Men understand the harm of other women, why do they always hurt their own women?

6. A really strong person can not cope with everything, but ignore all injuries.

Dear, if one day we become strangers, then I will get to know you again.

8. I am unreasonable, I know. But I really can't let you go.

9, only to find themselves so fragile because of carelessness.

10, leaving him doesn't mean your world will collapse, so don't cry for him again.

1 1, this summer is doomed to be apart, even if we agreed to be together.

12, maybe after a person disappears, her goodness is heartbreakingly missed.

13, I always forgive all your bad things with your little kindness to me.

14, there are two kinds of men, one is to make you feel at ease and the other is to let you go to bed.

15, people who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

16, no matter where you are, don't forget that I have been thinking about you here.

17, a good man quarrels with his wife with the mentality of losing.

18, with a complicated mood, watching a complicated life and walking a complicated road.

19, how afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned by him.

20. Because you never wanted to love me in the past, how can you understand me?

2 1, a love, just know the beginning, but has come to an end.

22, familiar keyboard can no longer play sweet words.

23. Sometimes life is like this. It came in a hurry and went in a hurry.

24. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you. If the ending is not what I want, I would rather not participate in this process.

25. We are polluted by society, and we are no longer pure.

26. If love can be forgotten, I choose amnesia.

I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim.

28. I am not as strong as I thought, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest.

29. For you, I'm just passing by.

30. If love just passes by, why love so deeply?

3 1, I know there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. But I like very few people, except you.

32. If you are still with me, I will try my best to cherish it this time.

I'd like to switch roles, if possible. You are affectionate to me, and I am hot and cold to you.

I think I did a good job, but it's still not what you want. Even if we are not together, don't lose touch with me.

One day you will die in the ward and never think of me again.

Loving you is my heroic dream, and it hurts all over.

If you can't forget it, start over. Because I never knew you.

I've been my lover ever since.

Time can turn cruel things into jokes.

Please, blame me. I am stupid enough to think that kindness is deep love.

How I want to hug you, but unfortunately, in time, there are mountains and rivers, and people come and go between you and me.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have put my love in the same place.

Happiness is too difficult. Then I wish you peace.

Sometimes I can look at it indifferently, sometimes I am persistent.

Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.

There must always be a story to kill youth.

Love is like broken glass, even if it sticks, there will still be cracks.

Your casual love words have become my biggest concern.

I can't wait for the wind and you here.

I'm a little tired. I hope you have his company.

It's not your fault that we didn't arrive in time.

It is inevitable that you will feel lost when you are alone.

You're not playing dumb. You're really not moved.

Since you left, I have lived like you.

Maybe loneliness makes feelings fragile.

Your perfunctory is forcing me to leave step by step.

You are good at parting, and I am best at pretending not to care.

Love letter: What have I done to you?

Jing: On Valentine's Day, you asked me what was good for you. I can't remember at the moment. After two days of thinking, I finally thought of the following things that I am good to you:

I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

Second, I endure the shame of making others laugh and wash your clothes.

Three apples, one for you, two apples, and I'll give you the big one.

Four, eat a fish, I let you eat big body, I eat fish head.

You are so ugly, I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat carrots when you come back. If you save money, of course you can eat shark fin by yourself! )

In my Me Before You, I have never had a girlfriend. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )

Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

You can kiss me anytime. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.

You often hit me, but I never hit you.

Once you asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man. I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me.

I bought you clothes from 200 yuan, but I only lied to you, 50 yuan. You bought me a watch from 30 yuan and tricked me into asking for a 300 yuan.

Thirteen, that time you said you wanted to have sex with me, and I rushed two miles to buy condoms, but you said you just wanted to see if I was a good boy and called me a bitch.

14. I broke your earphone. I bought a new one to compensate you. You lost my bike without even saying you were sorry.

Fifteen, once you get sick, I'll lose two pounds. Once I get sick, you will gain two pounds instead (you come to the dormitory with me and eat all my snacks. )

I don't think you are short, but you think I am tall.

Seventeen, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.

My mother is so good to you, and your mother is not good to me at all.

Nineteen, that time I went to an open-air concert, you rode on my head and watched it with relish. I was pinned down by you, crying in the crowd.

Twenty, my dog was born, and I will give you the most beautiful one. But you gave me your dying goldfish, which made me have to die after only two days.

Twenty-one, I washed your socks n times, and I didn't lose to you. When I was sick, you only washed two pairs of socks for me, and one person lost one pair.

Akang