Lyrics of KFC vs McDonald's

When I go to KFC, I always order spicy chicken leg hamburgers. I can't always tell the difference between them.

I think KFC is more delicious than McDonald's French fries. I suspect that McDonald's is playing a chicken thief with less oil.

I eat old Beijing chicken rolls in vest underwear. They have roasted wings, but why not kebabs?

I can't eat baked steamed bread, I can only eat roasted corn, I can't drink beer, I can only drink 7-up.

I don't want soup, I want spicy hotpot. The waiter said KFC didn't have a foreign food stall.

My mouth is in Beijing and my heart is in New Orleans. I often eat chicken to tonify yang and make me strong.

I want 5 packets of ketchup for one packet of small French fries. I'm hipa. I'm not afraid to eat high fat and calories.

Unlike some people who are greedy and afraid of being fat, they want to build a memorial arch when they become pigs.

The owner of KFC and the chicken nuggets are both called colonels. Fried dough sticks cost 2 yuan, why not sell tofu brain?

White pancakes with beef are also made into 50 cents. Even if you make them 10, I still can't get enough of them.

With McDonald's, life is better, tastes are more, and people choose to laugh and live in KFC.

KFC and McDonald's are enthusiastic about social welfare. Half of them eat there and half of them shit there.

Seeing them in a hurry is like meeting an angel. There is no need to spend money or bring toilet paper.

I often ask girls for two cokes, and dating there costs less than ten yuan.

There is air conditioning in summer and heating in winter. They have no temper when I sit there all day.

Song:

McDonald's is open 24 hours a day, but it doesn't open nightclubs. There are white-collar workers and homeless people.

With McDonald's, beggars no longer sleep on the streets and are no longer bitten by dogs on lonely nights.

The chickens in KFC have heard that they have four legs, but they haven't seen any running in the street.

Life is better with McDonald's. I don't eat sesame cakes and eggs to upgrade to hamburgers.

With McDonald's, life is better, tastes are more, and people choose to laugh and live in KFC.

Names of dishes: Spicy Leg Fort, Crispy Leg Fort, Pastoral Chicken Burger, Orlean Leg Fort, Deep Sea Cod Fort.

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