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1, the coat of love is not gorgeous, it needs a true love heart to feel.

2. I hate it when people see my bangs cracked by the strong wind.

Sometimes I admit that staying with you is actually a kind of sinking.

Add up the money I spent on holiday exercise books for more than ten years, and you can build a bird's nest.

When you are twice my age, I don't love you.

6. If one day you are tired, tired, sleepy or bored, please tell me.

7. Everyone loves in different ways, so I forgive you again and again.

8. It is said that when two men and one woman walk down the street, all three will feel like light bulbs.

9, roll, climb, I can't, you let me go, I'll just leave you with a back.

10, don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but they are hurting themselves.

1 1. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

12, don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, otherwise it will always be more troublesome to change it.

13, after a long time, my feelings faded and all the good things were forgotten. Who replaced the people around me?

14, some things, don't say, don't ask, don't mean you don't care.

15, suddenly looking back, someone around me also has a dog, and he has everything.

16, people who really care about you think about how to make you laugh when you want to cry.

17 or 10086 suits me. I sent him two short messages and he replied to me three times.

18 I found that every barber couldn't understand the phrase "trim it a little, not too short".

19 Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get.

20, praise a person, it is best to use official documents; Criticize a person and try to use the phone.

2 1, we are not getting better or worse, but becoming more like myself.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

We had a lot of fun in those years. I have no idea where we are these days.

24. The last love is to let go of your hand, not a double bed separated by a sea.

25. If you don't want to marry your girlfriend, you are helping others raise their wives.

26, only blame us for being too young now, want to love well, but can't give each other the future they want.

27. When you left, everything around you suddenly became quiet. I smiled, smiling so stiffly, like a clown.

Scientists say that the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget that there are nerds, fools and scum.

29, all kinds of small flowers, all kinds of flowers. People from all walks of life are quite hi.

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First, people are dogs, enemies and friends. After a long time, I watched it myself.

Second, I don't like your life. I can only dislike you in my heart.

Third, you win, I accompany you to the throne, you lose, I accompany you to make a comeback.

There is an abyss lurking in my heart, and I can't make a sound if I drop a boulder.

5. Gold always shines, but your glass fork only reflects light!

With a little courage, you can change your life by yourself.

Why do you sing while brushing your teeth? Because I am uncle Zhang.

Don't think that every man is as accommodating as Nicholas Tse.

I can play dumb, but don't think I'm really stupid.

Ten, I want to be a unique king, not a princess who can only rely on men all her life!

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

When are we so far apart that even your face is blurred?

Thirteen, if you don't like me, you can kill yourself or pretend to be blind.

I'm always at a loss because of your words. Actually, I hate myself now.

15. The truth is often hidden in jokes.

If my love hurts you, then I will give up.

Seventeen, winter is always so rogue, always frozen hands and feet.

Eighteen, men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

Nineteen, how can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless?

No matter how painful it is, try to be brave, tired, hurt with a smile, and say I wish you happiness with a smile.

Twenty-one, those who make me hysterical are always other people's stories in the movies.

Twenty-two, just. You don't know. The homonym of Alps is to love you all your life.

Twenty-three, because your reply is too slow, for the sake of equality, even if I want to reply for a second, I will deliberately reply later.

Don't say goodbye, we will never meet again.

Twenty-five, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

No matter how cheap my love is, you don't deserve it.

27, all blame Jam Hsiao sing a Faye Wong, but also take her beauty, amazing, divorced?

As long as we have confidence, anything is possible.

29. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

The compass can draw a circle because it has an unchanging heart.

Thirty-one, I thought leaving was pure, but I forgot to recite your heartbreak silently. ....

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I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

Second, you don't have to sleep for a long time before you die, but you will sleep after you die.

I am an angel, because my body is heavy and I can't go back to heaven.

Fourth, lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, "Fuck you."

6. A bug in front flew to my math problem and looked at it several times before it died.

Seven, people are not good, but the degree of bad is different.

Eight, life is like a play, I always NG.

Nine, which is better to unlock and dredge? China, grab a wall.

My deskmate often says that he is not a casual person, but he is casual and not alone. . .

I have not only a car, but also my own?

12. Which is the best monthly exam paper? Not China, I swallow the item.

Thirteen, the sky is raining, you can take an umbrella. What if it rains?

Fourteen, I don't go to hell, who I love.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: one can't do this and the other can't do it.

Remember that I am a cold person, please don't be confused by my constant madness.

Eighteen, it is said that women are clothes and sisters are brands that you can't afford to wear.

Nineteen, if you go first, please don't blame me for turning my back on you.

Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

I want to smile like a sunshine doll, but others regard me as a ghost.

I was forced to turn pale before I grew up.

Twenty-three, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

The most brilliant moment of apple was hitting Newton on the head.

Twenty-five, others are pretending to be serious, then I can only pretend not to be serious.

The only person who deserves my tears will never make me cry.

Twenty-seven, I still feel palpitation when I see him.

The sunshine in June shines on the glass, so sparse and desolate.

Twenty-nine, others send you hello, you don't return hello, you want to return to the cool dog.

How do you want me to admit that you are not suitable for me?

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1, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

2. If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

3. Some people say that men who are bad for women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you out.

The kindergarten teacher hit a boy because the boy ate the girl's boobs.

6. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

7. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat record function of the smart phone.

8, don't always watch AV, and you don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

9. When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

10. There was an activity in a shopping mall yesterday. I heard there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

1 1. Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

12, not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

13, did you hear that? You treat me like a game, I'll kill you.

14 In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to beat you the most.

15, there is a hole in your head, there is water in the hole, there are fish in the water, and the fish are still spitting bubbles.

16, Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

17, women who can only cry are rubbish, and women who can't cry are monsters.

18, I have a dream, I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?

19, the only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

22. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

23. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

24, she is mine, don't touch it! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

25. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

26, girl, find a husband named Xia in the future, and the child's name is Shaq. The child should not be asked by the teacher.

27. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

29, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

30. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, then I will give my heart to you and leave.

3 1, don't you dare curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

32. Devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

33. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on the wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

34. I hate people who don't reply to my text messages for a long time. Don't look, I'm talking about you.

35, so many people in the street are so dangerous to wear, but so safe!

I vaguely remember the question that the teacher said, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I'll be grateful.

38. I had dinner today. There is a bug in the bowl. I wanted to call my boss, but I was curious and wanted to try it. I didn't expect it to taste good.

39. Everyone who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is bed.

40. Sleeping for seven hours at school is not enough, but sleeping for five hours during holidays is twice as energetic.

4 1, I write your name on the sole and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

42. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

Dear child, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

44. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

45, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonest, dishonest is not clean up!

46. How many centuries will computers be invented without radiation?

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

48. When my hair grows to my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get the license, okay?

49. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

50. What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.