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Sentence of drying marriage certificate in a circle of friends

First, the circle of friends humorously announced marriage.

1. No one will eat my rice in the future.

Dear friend, look, this is my terminator.

I finally waited for the person who will love me all my life.

I think this person is very suitable to be my husband if he doesn't fight back and scold back.

This person is gentle, virtuous, beautiful and clever, and I think it is very suitable to be my wife.

6. If you see this circle of friends, congratulations, you will have a big meal.

7. The serial number of the marriage certificate is xxxx. If you have any questions, please call me to ask about my wedding date.

8. If you like me, but you haven't confessed to me, there is no chance to tell you now.

9. Sorry, the number you dialed is married. If you have any questions, please check them at the wedding.

10, I went to get the license on a whim today, but I found that I didn't spend a penny. This is really a good thing.

Second, get a marriage certificate and send a circle of friends.

1, how about getting married? Let me get this straight!

2, friends, I am happy, I look forward to your praise.

Don't be too infatuated with me, after all, I already have another half.

4, good luck, get married today, thank you for your support and blessing.

I married you after careful consideration, not on impulse.

6. I am no longer lemon essence. Today, I have successfully become a dog food supplier.

7. I used to cook for only one person, but later I started cooking for two people.

8. Marriage makes people progress. For example, today I have a handsome man as my husband.

9. Dear friends, please don't be shocked. You should be more shocked that your wallet is going to be lost.