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Let me know if you don't want to go out and order takeout.

In this weather, you should be wrapped in a quilt, play with pesticides while playing movies on the computer, and eat chicken to kill chicken and order takeout when eating, instead of running to the laboratory to catch up on the paper.

Let me know if you don't want to go out and order takeout.

I wish all the best to the senior students who will take the postgraduate entrance examination tomorrow. If they pass the exam, they are right. I'll leave the library to you, and you won't rob the canteen. We'll eat out and order takeout. It's cold. Wear warm clothes and keep a good mood.

Second, why can't you eat takeout happily? You must do it yourself. I'm so tired, I have to cook it myself. Do you have to make it yourself without ingredients? The dishes cooked in a bad mood are not delicious at all. You can get what you want by ordering takeout for a little money. Why not? Every time I order takeout, it seems like I made a big mistake.

Brother K is in a bad mood today. Mm-hmm. . I stayed with him silently all afternoon. Get up at night and order takeout together ~

Fourth, just because my colleagues ordered takeout and ate roast pig's trotters, I couldn't help but want to eat meat after work. Why meat is so delicious! ! !

Dad let me have breakfast alone, took out a handful of change and thought about how much he wanted to give me. I don't even want to take it all away. Then walk for dozens of meters, there is nothing delicious here at all, so let's order takeout.

6. When the rain stops, order something to eat quickly. It rained too hard just now. I'm really embarrassed to order takeout. Will the takeaway brother have a complicated and contradictory mood when he encounters bad weather?

Seven, ah ah ah ah ah! There is takeout downstairs in Nanlaishun! ! ! I really want to go home and order takeout! Eat oil cake, oil cake, sesame seed cake, bean curd and pickles.

I am in a bad mood recently. I have ordered takeout for five consecutive nights. Eating a bunch before going to bed is actually very uncomfortable.

I planned to go to the bookstore for coffee, but I started by cleaning the house while working. I quarreled with someone and got a reply. Sorry, I'm a little busy. In the afternoon, I finally ordered takeout for breakfast and found a steel ball inside! It didn't bounce back until it exploded. Did you feed the dog in the good mood of eating self-help yesterday?

God damn it, the people in the company asked me for takeout and didn't give me my money back right away. Every time I ask, if I wasn't poor, I would have bought a refrigerator to cook for myself.

Eleven, the first thing in the morning is to order takeout and then open Prince aqypick who is addicted to meatballs.

When I accused my classmates of this week's crimes, I suddenly reacted. This should be bulimia. I was tortured by deadline before. Go crazy every day and order takeout food until you throw up. When I vomited, I collapsed and felt guilty. After sitting back, continue to eat snacks crazily and order takeout. I ate three-digit ordinary takeout and snacks a day. Before, I only felt hopeless to lose weight, but now I feel that life seems hopeless, and the whole person is on the dividing line of madness.

Thirteen, the most terrible fish has been fried, and there is no mood to cook at all. Just order takeout.

Fourteen, broke through the historical record of reading a book in one day, which is completely beneficial to the days without the Internet. I still can't finish breakfast in the morning. With more than 80 pages left, I was so hungry that I decided to go out and order takeout and change my mood.

15. Make a thousand layers happily, in order to save time and effort. As a result, all fairy tales are deceptive. Let's order takeout next time.

After sleeping all afternoon, my family was hungry in the hospital and ordered takeout, but they didn't want to go out and starve me. Suddenly I had an idea: I want to open my own shop and accept new things every day. I tidy up my shop and goods every day. Then there are my favorite daisies in the shop, and I want to cycle my favorite songs many times. In your spare time, you can take selfies to bask in your mood, order takeout, eat delicious food and travel occasionally. I can do it myself. So every day, I can do it myself for many years.

17. I don't want to cook. This period of time is basically eating out and ordering takeout. It's not that I'm not interested, it's that I'm not in the mood, my heart is flickering, and I'm in a state of anxiety.

18. Candy 520 is ready. I'm going to order takeout tonight. I want to eat a big meal today. After all, today is Friday!

Nineteen, he and I will eat fruit tonight! Too lazy to cut, just order takeout!

20. After I finished writing, I found that I didn't seem to eat at night and I didn't seem to eat at home. Is it a little guilty to order takeout at this time?

I'm so hungry, I can't go out to eat in rainy days, and I don't know how to write the address of takeaway. I just treat these fruits as snacks and live a healthy life every day.

22. The studio has a kitchenette. Usually, Ye Lin cooks by himself when he is in a good mood. When you are in a bad mood, you naturally order takeout. Lin An doesn't expect to find any fresh food either. Her goal is dry food such as bread that may appear in the kitchen. Although Ye Lin usually doesn't look like a person who can take care of himself, the western food of this product is very good! Lin An endured the peristalsis of intestines and found some pieces of toast in the kitchen.

Twenty-three, the weather is good, I am in a good mood, I have no money to order takeout, so I have to cook it myself! Beginning of winter today. oh

Twenty-four, I have a fever and want to eat canned peaches. I ordered takeout at midnight. The delivery man slipped on the road and broke it. I took another picture later. I called to apologize and explained the reason for the delay in delivery. I feel guilty.

Twenty-five, this kind of weather, I really regret it, don't ask for a prescription again ~ In fact, the time is coming, I want to take the initiative to contact the takeaway brother to deliver it in advance, but I am afraid that it is not safe to answer the phone on the road. When the little brother came, he was wet all over, and his face was anxious. He kept explaining and almost cried. Hey, in this weather, can you not order takeout, and don't worry, give people red envelopes ~ be considerate ~

Twenty-six, after I ordered takeout on the train, I will keep cooking. I was greeted with delicious food as soon as I left the station, and I was in a good mood.

Twenty-seven, Xiao Deng lost 2.8 Jin in seven days, and he was very happy. He orders takeout every day, haha, friends don't have to worry about not being able to cooperate.

Twenty-eight,no. I was in a bad mood and drank a lot. It's good to grow up. In a bad mood, you can eat two marshmallows, drink a big bottle of red wine and order takeout.

Twenty-nine, the first take-out at two o'clock in the middle of the night, so excited. The dormitory door is locked, and the takeaway brother handed over outside the window is praised!

Thirty, I went out in my pajamas without eating, washing my face and washing my hair for a day. I froze to death. I met an acquaintance who was embarrassed to get off the bus and forced me to park across the street and order a takeaway burp in the car.

3 1 year-old, when I think of Xiao Pang, I feel a little depressed. The solution is that I want to eat. Eating can really ease my mood and order takeout immediately.

Thirty-two, I'm hungry, I'm starving! But I can't bear to order takeout for my little brother, so let me starve to death on this rainy and snowy night!

33. Today, an uncle I know delivered food in Shanghai. At noon, he had a car accident and suffered massive intracranial hemorrhage. I don't know if he will wake up. We order takeout every day, which makes me feel guilty. Go out to eat by yourself in the future, and never order takeout again. I am in a bad mood. I hope my uncle will get better soon. Please don't rush to place an order when it rains, and give them a convenience.

34. Today's mood is as beautiful as the weather. It took me three hours from preparation to serving when I got home. I'd better order takeout later, otherwise the time cost is too high.

Thirty-five, you can't go out to eat without your home key, so you can only order takeout every day to make a living.

Thirty-six, start living in the dormitory for three days. I haven't cooked a play for a long time. I'm going to sleep until noon before ordering takeout, and then I'll order takeout after the play is finished. hahaha

Thirty-seven. I'm fine now. I don't have to think about it every day. Have you got up? Did you order takeout? Have you eaten? Have you taken a shower? Are you asleep yet? Will you miss me?

It is too cold today. It rains during the day and snows at night, so I'm not in the mood to work overtime. I opened the window to feel the temperature, and then decided to quit my job and go home without saying anything. I'm not even in the mood to go out for dinner, and I don't want to ask someone to sell it to me. I decided to go home and cook a bowl of Lamian Noodles. There was no refrigerator with good ingredients, so I tried my best to make a tomato and egg Lamian Noodles. Paired with yogurt to promote absorption. Watch a Japanese drama first, and then watch a big reward later.

I seem to understand why I can't let go, not because I'm afraid of loneliness, but because I miss it unconsciously. Accustomed to being sick and someone sending messages; I'm used to being hungry and I'm in a bad mood. Some people order takeout. Accustomed to sharing sadness and happiness together.

Forty years old, I can't help but want to order takeout, even if I go to the cafeteria to eat.

Forty-one, eat instant noodles again, I also know that eating too much is bad for your health. But what can I do? After a hard day, how can you have the mood and physical strength to enjoy the fun of self-reliance cooking? Order takeout? Open the take-away App, and most of them are delivered from15 to 25 yuan. Even if there is a red envelope, including the delivery fee, a takeaway will be around 20 yuan, while two packs of instant noodles will be 5 yuan. Go to a fast food restaurant? After a day's work, I want to sit quietly at home and watch TV while eating.

Forty-two, no matter how strong and fragile a woman is, she wants to have a shoulder to lean on. She was taken care of when she was ill and was in a bad mood. Someone tricked me into saying that she was ill and didn't need to take food to see a doctor. She had to lose a fluid alone. I dare not fall asleep. The iron wall of this world may I be treated gently.

Forty-three, the mood is particularly bad, very bad, very bad, very bad! ! I want to order takeout, and I want to be angry! ! Anger! ! ! ! !

Forty-four, all at home. Why should I run? As soon as I ran, the cup fell out of my schoolbag and broke into pieces. Traffic jam all the way, at least here. Ready to order takeout.

Forty-five, in fact, I really enjoy my life at home alone. I hope I can earn enough money to cook or order takeout when I grow up. On weekends, I lie alone in bed and don't get up. I clean up when I'm in a good mood and let him mess around when I'm in a bad mood. Anyway, I'm alone at home.

46. I always thought that I would get up at sunny noon, catch up with due in warm afternoon, order takeout at sunset, play with my mobile phone and have a good day. As a result, the reality is that I arrived at Lib in sub-zero weather and heavy snow. Under the attack of sleet and hail that lasted for half a month in the past, only tomorrow will the looming sun be displayed on the mobile phone. As a result, the dramatic scene came, the deadline for handing in papers tomorrow, and then it continued to rain and hail the day after tomorrow. What else can I say? I can only say, thank God for his mercy, so that I don't have to be wet, just shivering to hand in my homework.

47. I really didn't want to eat that when my colleague ordered takeout, but I don't think I asked her to join me in a bad mood. I am a little embarrassed and embarrassed because I have been complaining and whispering.

48. Thank you for always paying attention to me. Everything in my life, big or small, has been arranged for me. You from a different place, when I miss you most and need you most, come back immediately and give me a real hug. I'm hungry in the middle of the night, not ordering takeout, but what do you want to eat? I will buy it for you. When I am in a bad mood, show off my strong chest, tell me that you are unhappy, just lose your temper and hit me. Thank you for loving me so much!

Forty-nine, I didn't eat supper today, and I was in a bad mood. I should live in the city and order takeout every night.

Fifty, cold, what is a feeling! I got off work at four o'clock in the afternoon. It was too cold to go out and go home. I have been sitting in my office, the air conditioner has been turned on to 26 degrees heating mode, and the doors and windows are closed. But, you have to eat something. If you want to get it at the school gate, you have to drink hot water and endure it. In the end, you can't bear it. Holding the tragic mood that a strong man will never return, you eat a bowl of fried rice at the school gate! ! !

Fifty-one, I am so angry! Every time I cook with great interest, I end up in failure! It's either delicious or diarrhea after eating! I'm not in the mood to order takeout. God help me lose weight! I cried with anger!

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Talking about ordering takeout

I am very tired after a busy day on Saturday. I went back to the supermarket in the evening, bought a lot of things, ate and drank snacks, washed and went to bed at 9: 30. On Sunday, my biological clock wakes up as usual, but I don't want to get up. I watched videos in bed for a long time, thinking about the refrigerator that was plugged yesterday. Finally, you can have a full meal without ordering takeout. I originally planned to go to the cinema today to catch up on the movies I didn't see, but suddenly I didn't want to go out and tidy myself up. I just want to be a sloppy person.

Talking about ordering takeout

First, I order takeout. . I ordered a wonton. Damn it, he sent me a box of raw wonton and asked me to get it myself.

Second, I have been watching takeout since ten o'clock, and I haven't ordered anything yet. I think these things have lost their meaning to me.

Third, order takeout for two months in a row and feel sick. Today, my desire to eat finally defeated lazy cancer.

Fourth, I ordered a takeaway, Golden Arch. Just say what you want.

Finally, one weekend, no one urged me to get up, and then I stayed in bed until twelve o'clock and ordered takeout to eat.

Sixth, I ordered takeout and actually ate three meals. . . Really old. . . It's not what it used to be.

Seven, since I ordered takeout, my hunger has always multiplied, and I have no intention of doing anything to stare at the phone and wait for the bell to ring.

Eight, stay in bed until eleven o'clock, order takeout, eat takeout, and continue to stay in bed.

Nine, when do you feel that the friendship between rooms is weak? He ordered takeout at night without asking me.

10. I ordered a long-awaited takeaway at noon today. There are still a few hours before the afternoon game. Let's have a good meal! Come on, race! Have fun! I believe you can! Come on, let's!

I'm in Zhuhai, and he's afraid I'm hungry. He always gives me a lot of takeout, and if it's inconvenient, he gives me money to eat by myself.

Twelve, it is so cute to order a takeaway to send such a small real fruit!

Thirteen, you are still struggling with what to eat at noon, why don't you order a takeaway? If you order takeout, what's your favorite food?

Fourteen, simple, for the first time in my life, the takeaway brother's car broke down and his drink spilled. I thought he was lost, so he was going to repair the car. Then drink milk! !

Fifteen, pick up the phone and prepare to look up a word. As soon as it's time for dinner, order takeout. You have to grab a red envelope, send another red envelope and grab it again. Then see the WeChat message and reply. Gee, 20 minutes have passed.

Sixteen, that's embarrassing. Wori's key is missing. I'm locked in the house. As a result, I forgot and ordered takeout.

Seventeen, order takeout with your roommate. My roommate didn't finish eating maocai, so I ordered a kilo and didn't eat enough.

Eighteen, the takeaway is actually for drinking water. I'm probably the only one in the world.

Nineteen. I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi. My little roommate ordered takeout in the refrigerator for several days, and he took it out without asking me. Not afraid of diarrhea.

Twenty, how much I like to eat crispy rice. The breakfast shop downstairs is sold out. I'll order takeout. Well, actually, I've been lying under the covers and can't get up. Sure enough, I'm old and I'm alone all night.

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Twenty-two, I feel that McDonald's has a inexplicable attraction after its name change. I want to go for no reason. I want to order takeout four times by dinner. Did someone who knows the name "Golden Arch" work it out?

Twenty-three, the food obviously lives not far from home and downstairs, but I still order takeout, which is super lazy. I don't want to move at home

Twenty-four, Da Innocent got up early to drink milk powder and eat bread, then forgot to eat and went to do his homework. Then he found that by noon, the milk was cold, and the sudden hunger was just like that, dragging his hungry body and ordering takeout. The process of waiting for takeout is too long.

Twenty-five, I feel that sometimes ordering takeout is the most comfortable. Fewer and fewer people barbecue with aa hot pot. I want to prepare an oven for the whole induction cooker at home. Drinking a little wine and enjoying a snow in the future will definitely suit the occasion.

I am starving, I am starving. I ordered takeout in a decadent place today. It's been a few hours now, the movie is almost over, and there is no news about the takeaway. Is it necessary to order takeout one year in advance next time?

Twenty-seven, I ordered takeout as usual today. I booked the same store with another roommate. She ordered it later than me, but she received it first. I jokingly asked if I forgot to call me again, so I reported him. People in my dormitory began to worry about me, saying that people have to send a lot, life is not easy, and you won't die if you eat late for a while. ? I think I am a kind-hearted girl and won't really report others, but my roommate is very angry.

Twenty-eight, some people order takeout besides washing cups, washing toilets and watching TV. Many media can do this hype. I slowly fade out of entertainment programs, perhaps because I want to do something very different when I am old! Don't think you can be rejuvenated. Mentality determines that I am really old.

Twenty-nine, at the weekend, four people were lying in the dormitory ordering takeout, and three people were still playing games. I was going to eat, but I found that the takeaway only forgot my share, CNMLGB, and I still ran out to eat after selling the goods.

Thirty, grandpa, don't wash your face or brush your teeth when you get up in the morning, sit upstairs and play with your mobile phone and order takeout. As a result, when I went to order takeout, I met my sister's paper and asked if there was a house for rent nearby. . . . Shit, I really want to go back and wash my face, brush my teeth and paint my makeup before I go down and answer her.

Thirty-one, I found a super disgusting place in Meituan, and now I want to order takeout. If you choose 40 points of compensation, he will give it to you first. Don't buy it, just wait.

I want to go home! ! ! I want to sleep in a room where I don't have to worry about being bitten by bugs. I want to sing loudly in the bathroom. I want to live a life where I can order takeout. If I get sick, I hope someone will accompany me to the hospital. I want to be spoiled with my parents.

Thirty-three, I uninstalled WeChat, and I can't even order takeout. I'm struggling (but I can't control the crazy chat without uninstalling it. Don't! ! ! !

Thirty-four, I think I should be hungry. The take-away rice I ordered was stolen several times and spilled several times when I arrived. After waiting for an hour, no one took the order several times. In short, there are not many times when you can eat a good meal on time.

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