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Tell me about the warm-hearted love of confession: You are so beautiful, what is the use of eggs besides being my daughter-in-law?

1. People who haggle over every ounce are suitable for shopping, not for falling in love.

2. "Why didn't anyone tell you?" "Because I have been secretly loved by others"

3. Just now, someone said that he liked me, so I deleted him directly. Oh, my God, he said that he liked me in September, and he definitely wanted to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

4. There was a girl who said that she could change herself for me. That day, when I got up the courage to confess my secret love for a long time, she said to me, "What do you like about me? I can't change it! "

5. You are so good-looking, what's the use of eggs besides being my daughter-in-law?

7. When you go to the toilet without paper, I will stand at the door of the toilet with paper and ask you if you love me.

8. When you are old and can't walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day so that you can watch me dance with other old people.

9. He said, "Girl, I see that you have fine features and a healthy body. I wonder if you can be buried in my ancestral grave in a hundred years to ward off evil spirits!"

1. You say you like me! Actually, at first, I actually, uh, told you, I actually liked myself.

11. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are married, and those who can't are still screwing themselves.

12. When you find the other half in the future, first slap ta and say where have you been for so many years? In addition to love, there is friendship; There are women as well as men

1. Accompany you through this section of the road, and you will become my passing road.

Second, don't make promises to others easily, because only those who listen will remember many words.

third, the furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but the familiar person, who gradually becomes strange.

fourth, I smoked a lot that night, and the smoke turned into your face. I wave my hand, and everything is a thing of the past

5. No matter what happens, please be kind to yourself first.

Sixth, it is love that is getting shallower and shallower; Time is more urgent, and hope is slower; Age is more and more, and time is less and less; The longer you go, the farther away you are, and the shorter you go, the shorter your life is. The farther away is the dream, and the closer is the grave; What goes deeper and deeper is affection, what goes more and more clearly is the road, and what goes more and more confused is the direction.

7. I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

eight, you always have to lose something before you learn to cherish it. You always have to hit a wall to learn what to change and what to give up.

sometimes I am silent, not unhappy, just trying to clear my mind. Sometimes you need to step back, wake up and remind yourself who I am and where I'm going. My Neighbor Totoro

1. Youth is doomed to be bumpy, with tears and sweat, grievances, unwillingness and failure.

Xi. I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

XII. I will accompany you for a long time, so please recognize that the person who will accompany you is me

XIII. Besides love, there is also friendship; There are women besides men

14. No pains, no gains, not necessarily; No pains, no gains, for sure!

15. Strangely, I won't blame you. You have the right to choose happiness.

16. We will never take each other as irreplaceable as before. We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

seventeen, holding hands is a very sad process, because after holding hands, it is letting go.

18. when you are unable to care about others' injuries and don't want to care at all.

nineteen, you hate your life, but someone is dreaming of living your life.

twenty, I lost myself once, so that I can better understand the road ahead in the future.

21. No matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feelings are correct.

twenty-two, all kinds of things in life, no matter luck or disaster, are regarded as the test of God. When the exam questions are lucky, we should say thank you, be sincerely grateful, be not complacent, be modest, make persistent efforts and continue to work hard; When the exam is a disaster, don't lament, resent, be depressed, be discouraged, complain, be cheerful and open-minded, work hard and do what you should do. -kazuo inamori

Twenty-three, I like you without reason; Don't like you, everything is a reason.

I want to spend half my life writing about you and the rest of my life thinking about myself.

twenty-five, my world, you don't care; Your world, I was banished.

there is a person who taught you how to love, but we can't love anymore.

Twenty-seven. Marry the Tang Priest as a husband in the future. Play if you can, or eat him if you can't.

twenty-eight, sometimes, I accidentally know something, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

twenty-nine, we are all young, we don't know love, hate and pain, but we know hurt.

thirty, we went in the wrong direction at the intersection of happiness

thirty-one, we always laughed and laughed, and it didn't matter, but when we turned away, there was something helpless in our smile.

thirty-two, we were used to migrating with migratory birds, but we were just a little flustered.

thirty-three, we are still the same as when we were young, standing in the same place in the old days and never going far. Warm-hearted love quotations

1. I miss you in the day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you in my eyes, hold you in my hand, and love you in my heart!

2. Different time, different place, different people, changing space, changing face and changing language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

3. Every day is the most beautiful poem, from our acquaintance to my secret promise to you. I want to watch the sunrise and sunset with you, wait for the flowers to bloom and fade, and watch the clouds roll and relax with you for a lifetime, okay?

4. Never make an irreplaceable lover, or you will become that irreplaceable lover. Freedom between lovers is like an overdue check. You can keep it, but you can't cash it.

5. I fell into a deep sleep, but the bright moon was still hanging in my heart; Even if you don't show up at my door, I won't let it go down the mountain; This winter is not too cold, and my thick cotton-padded coat can't wrap my transparent yearning.

6. You said Murmansk, I'm a warm current from the North Atlantic, so you should be held tight, and I'll take care of the wind.

7. It's not that I don't want you to know my existence, but I don't expect love to befall me. Sometimes I think that we are animals in different waters. Although I envy the beauty of your world, I will be drowned in deep water as soon as I approach in shallow water.

8. The essence of love lies not in the first sight, but in the long years.

9. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of ups and downs. This matter is difficult to complete in ancient times. I hope people will live for a long time and be beautiful for thousands of miles.

1. You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

11. From now on, let's walk together, and we will have delicate thoughts together.

12. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.

13. I don't care whether there is anyone outside you or who you marry, as long as you don't leave me.

14. Your heart is my corner of the sea and the end of the world. I can't go further. We go to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.

15. Give you a bunch of roses, and go forward hand in hand romantically; Give you a smile, sweet in your heart and mine; Give you a little hug to make you happy and happy; No promises, no vows of eternal love, accompany your whole life with true feelings.

16. I believed the fairy tale you wrote, and I became the blue flower in the fairy tale.

17. Let me love you for two days, the day with you and the day without you.

18. Nothing can be crossed, only you can cross yourself, and so can the hurt in love.

19. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are in pain, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently.

2. Happiness is actually very simple. It is sweet to have a grandfather to accompany you, even if you just get up early with a glass of water.

21. Love begins with confession, with feelings, and feelings begin with the first sight of you.

22. Sad swings are always accompanied by breezes. There are always stars in lonely nights. When I look back, will you be by my side?

23. There is only one name in the world, which will make me so worried. It is like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied in my heart and the other is in your hand. Honey, I miss you all the time!

24. I tried to give up perfectly, and it was really practical. You left, I left, and you and I were separated.

25. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

26, because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea was blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; Because of you, my world is brilliant!

27. If you don't bother me with text messages again, I will block you financially, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, physically destroy you, and abandon you in my life, but I still can't bear to part with you after thinking about it!

28, regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you will be the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

29. My heart tells me that I love you madly. Without you, my world would lose its color. No one can love you like me!

3. I can't hide my love, and my dark circles are telling you.

31. Don't let others call me funny, it belongs to you only.

32. Black tea, green tea and chrysanthemum tea miss you. Watermelon, melon and cantaloupe love you to the top; Banana, apple and white Sydney will never be separated from you; Miss you, miss you so much, send a message and kiss you!

33. Love, like a leaf, turns green when people ignore it, and shows buds in patience.

34. Maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you should know that I was moved by you.

35. Dear: On this special day, I can only think of you and love you silently with my heart. I just want to tell you: I love you forever, and everything about you is affecting me.

36, the wind and rain are ruthless, and people have no stop thinking about you; Although it is not common, I will miss you; There is nothing to send you, so I have to say I miss you.

37. One yearning, two sleepless nights, three tea and rice worries, four heartfelt wishes, and countless loves are all summed up in one sentence: I miss you, dear.

38. Never ignore people who care about you. One day, you will realize that you lost a diamond while you were busy collecting pebbles.

39. I didn't know until today that there were so many people who wanted me for a lifetime, but they took it to him, but he didn't want it.

4. I make a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God is stunned: two days. I laugh: dark day; God is shocked: one day! I laugh: every day of my life!

41. Two people who are too alike either love each other very much or hurt each other.

42. When love comes, knowing how to grasp it is a kind of happiness.

43. I comfort myself that although I can't see the gorgeous flowers in the bottom position, I will never miss the romance of the petals fluttering in the wind when they fall.

44. Do you know that you can walk out of my field of vision, but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

45. The sweet pulp in love can offset a lot of bitter liquid, which is the general praise for love.

46. If you shed tears, it is always my face that is wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

47. Some people's eyes are as expressionless as oranges, but your eyes are like a well that I can fall into. I will.

48. If you can't shed enough acacia blood and tears and throw red beans, you can't finish blooming spring flowers and flowers all over the building.

49, this life, this time, it's good to have you, sister. Always by your side. Love you, my sister.

5. My love with you, like pure water, hides invisible impurities.

51. If there is only one mouthful of porridge in the future, you should drink it first, and then I will lick the bowl clean.

52. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. If you have time, you should have a distance. So, marry me! Our love is a fate without time and space boundaries! The great hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.

53. I don't want to last forever, as long as you give me happiness.

54. Some people are afraid to love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and getting more tired.

55. Give you a A Girl Without Sorrow and catch a happy bird for you. When the bird of happiness comes with A Girl Without Sorrow, please put your heart in order. That is my best blessing to you. I hope you will be happy until you are old!

56. Peeking at your smiling face in the crowd seems to go back to the past. Will we meet by chance again one day, fall in love at first sight, and then fall in love with each other?

57. Thank you for your indifference and knowing my romantic feelings.

58. Love will flourish only when it is free.

59. Following in your footsteps may be hard, but I will never be lonely again. Maybe there are no gorgeous clothes and expensive gifts, but you will have happiness all the way! Believe in you and your choice!

6. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute.

61. The sea is boundless, so navigate with your fragrance; The cold night is sad, thinking about your beautiful warmth; Life is long, travel with your true taste and love; Years are long, and you are old with your virtuous. Dear, love you to death!

62. You are my little apple. It must be right to like you.

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