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I think your chest is covered with dust.

1, you can't live without this school and the wooden chair you are sitting on.

I wanted to give the world a smile, but I was caught off guard.

Knowing you too well is not necessarily a bad thing. I'd rather guess than know at a glance who you're talking about and keeping your eyebrows down.

Goodbye, my love, I want to say goodbye.

When my heart stops beating, I will let you go.

6. I miss you so much that my chest is covered with dust.

7. In fact, we all melted our own glaciers that have been frozen for thousands of years for a word from a group.

8. I'm going crazy and want to repeat it. Dare I?

9. Don't be too far-fetched if you don't like it. Too far-fetched will tire you out.

10, I love you is not irreplaceable by anyone.

1 1. No matter how free I am, I still have you in my heart.

12, are we all crazy and regard lovers as friends?

13, I have no prejudice against you, I hate you from the heart.

14, you chose the road, you chose the person, and I am waiting to see you regret it.

15, any obstacle is an enhancer of love.

I woke up for so long that I forgot that time was passing.

Life is too short to regret. If it's not the end, please keep walking with a smile.

Second, no one has the patience to listen to your story, because everyone has his own words to say; No one likes to listen to you complain about life, because everyone has their own pain; Most people in the world are lonely, and few people in the world are willing to listen and are used to silence. I don't want to mention my past to others. Those loneliness and desolation struggling in nightmares are still left to time and gradually become indifferent.

Third, when fate wants you to grow up, it will always arrange some people or things that make you unhappy to stimulate you.

Fourth, reading more, the appearance naturally changes. Many times, I may feel that many books I have read are gone and I no longer remember them. In fact, they still have potential, and their temperament, speech and mind are boundless. Of course, they may also be revealed in life and words. -San Mao

Life is too short to wake up with regrets every day. So love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.

6. Love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to appreciate imperfect people with perfect eyes.

Seven, don't change your love because of the eyes of others, don't live in the eyes of others and lose yourself! Feelings can't be greedy, nor is it a dream. So, be careful to wait for your earthshaking love. No love is perfect, no relationship is perfect; Love and lover can only be true. You are not the best, but I only love you!

Eight, don't rely on a person easily, it will become your habit. When parting comes, what you lose is not someone, but a crutch of your spirit.

Nine, I always thought I was different from him. When I am lonely, all people are the same.

X. Sometimes, I will be in a bad mood inexplicably, and I don't want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Lost oneself can only be picked up slowly.

Eleven, all your efforts will be a kind of precipitation, silently paving the way for you to become a better person.

We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate. We all want to have a good start at the end.

Thirteen, I am always afraid that love will get old, and I always want to know how to keep love fresh. Zhang Xiaoxian said, why do you want to keep fresh? It can't eat. Love, like most things in the world, always has ups and downs, always good and bad. It's like a season. It goes to Qiu Lai in spring, and it changes every day. It is like moonlight, always on. You can't control love, you can only control yourself and try to live the best of yourself. As long as you are fresh, love will be fresh.

Sometimes, although I can understand, I just can't accept it in my heart. Everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to control small emotions.

Fifteen, the so-called smile practice is not to mechanically move your facial expressions, but to try to change your mentality and adjust your emotions. Learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to tell yourself to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything.

16. What is the highest emotional intelligence behavior you have ever seen? Even for the most familiar and kind people, we still maintain respect and patience. What is the behavior of low emotional intelligence? Always outperform others in language.

Seventeen, if you talk about a love and cry every day, you have to stop and ask yourself if you have found someone or an onion.

People in the world have been looking for something precious all their lives, but not many people can find it. Even if you are lucky enough to find it, it is mostly fatally damaged. However, we must keep looking.

Nineteen, I am no longer intoxicated, and I no longer share the beauty of the distance and my happiness and love with others. My heart is no longer spring, but summer. I am more elegant, introverted, profound, refined and grateful than then. I am lonely, but I am not lonely. I want nothing more.

Twenty, there is a heart, always soft, with a temperament, never tired, never painful when touched.

People who miss you will naturally come to you, and people who love you will try their best to come to you. Before that, if you want to love someone, you should think clearly whether you are willing to give up your free heart like God for this person, and then you are willing to have a fetter.

Twenty-two, when you embark on a different road, you will experience different scenery from others. No matter how far the road is and how dim the lights are, don't stop.

Twenty-three, I woke up so long that I forgot the time was running.

Twenty-four, some things, don't talk about it as a knot, but as a scar.

Twenty-five, two people together, not to stick together all the time, but to let yourself know that there is another person who loves you in this world.

Twenty-six, if you give your idea to a TV series; Give the contacts and interpersonal circles to the mobile phone; Give your legs and go to the car; Give health supplements and pills; Then your life may be fashionable, but it must be wrong; Maybe it is a habit, but it will definitely pay the price. Please let books, parties, walks and sports appear more in your life.

Be a better person from tomorrow, eat, sleep, exercise and stay healthy on time. Keep in touch with people you like, keep in touch with friends you like and say good night to each other. Enjoy moderately, work hard, buy things you like by credit card, and understand what you really want and what is just your own desire. Live hard in the way you like, and don't regret it. -Fu Nan

Believe me, we can be happier, because innocence is just an attitude.

I can't help saying this.

Maybe it's because you don't believe me, maybe it's because you don't love me at all, maybe it's because you didn't think it over, and you should be responsible together. But I want to tell you that it is a process from liking you to falling in love with you. I have hesitated, wavered and wanted to give up, but so far, I really love you, and being with you is my happiest thing. However, I don't know what you think, and I don't know if there is any result, but you are happy and happy. Good night

I can't help saying this.

First, everybody run. This guy is a gentle scum. If he is not careful, he will be confused. He loves him too much. Run. Oh, no, it seems that we have all been cheated, and we will never get away. Then, let's go together.

Second, you are the most beautiful thing that God has given me, and you are the baby that I want to hold tightly in my arms. Dare not hold it in your hand, and dare not hold it in your arms. Xuanyi, I love you so much that I can't extricate myself.

Third, get up early, half asleep. The first thing I did when I opened my eyes was Brother Lelong. I think I'm hopeless. I love Brother Long so much that I can't extricate myself. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, the ground is rock solid and crazy.

Fourth, this summer is like a dream for me, and I can't get rid of it until I wake up.

Really, I don't want to hear you sing this song to tell the truth. I hope you can smile and tell the truth. To be honest, you deserve better love and care. I love you all my life. Meng Liang is fearless.

6. Ao Ziyi I like you not because you dance well, not because you have a sense of responsibility, not because you work hard, but because you are Ao Ziyi, the person who makes me love and feel particularly distressed! ! ! There is only one person in the world who can't extricate himself from love, and Ao Ziyi accompanies him to become the center of the world.

7. Sometimes the person in this world who you always think you can't extricate yourself actually doesn't love you so much, because he can't hold your hand and face difficulties and bumps together, and he is not strong enough to protect you for a lifetime. Cowardice is the last emotion you should have. It will crush your determination and will. Love is a simple thing. She is beautiful and gentle, but she can't stand the blow and scrutiny. Time is a terrible thing. When I found out later, I felt corroded by habit. When you want to come out, you will be numb with pain, but next time you will despair. We are simple and stupid.

8. This is not poisonous chicken soup. If you can't get someone you love deeply, you can't extricate yourself. The cars you wait for at the station are usually the latest. You always like to imagine a jealous person as your opponent, but he doesn't care about you. The result of your hard work and dedication to one thing is usually very bad. You see yourself in the mirror, but no one looks back at you on the road. You always say that a lot of things in this world can't be bought with money. That's because you don't have enough money. No matter how good you are, some people speak ill of you behind your back, calling you worse than an animal. You always say to put up with difficulties, and then you will find that more and more things are getting worse. When you were young, you vowed to dream for yourself. Later, aren't you still doing things you don't like and accompanying people you don't like? Almost everyone will live what they don't like. Sadly, you don't have the courage to let go of everything. Have you thought of yourself after reading so much? After reading so much about you, you just cross this Weibo and move on with your life. He's a bitch. He deserves it.

Yang Jianjun, I love you so much. I miss you every day and want to be with you every day, but you say we can't.

Ten, like a kiss for a long time, how many times I feel that it is not enough, my heart has always been Furukawa's little brother and Suixiang's little sister, and my mobile phone is almost everywhere, and I can't help myself by persevering in promoting it to my good friends around me.

Xi。 I've heard that it's not delicious before, but I haven't tasted it (mainly expensive). . Ha ha ha, since I ate it once that day, I can't help myself. . .

I don't think you will ever meet such a man again. He's excellent and funny when it's time to be funny. He is calm and wise, and always analyzes problems from a completely different angle from yours. He loves reading, has his own hobbies, and is good at and sticks to what he does. He is good everywhere, as if the advantages of all the people in the world are concentrated on him. But only he doesn't love you. You do it step by step, and you love it to the depths of humility and can't extricate yourself.

If you are worried about falling in love with him, don't let go. After all, I love him so much that you dare not be my rival in love.

Fourteen, from now on, I will never mention you again, this incurable scar, I recognize this love that I can't extricate myself. I lost this time. Let's say goodbye.

15. I really don't understand: I was involuntarily attracted at first sight, watching my heart beat faster. I think this is an indispensable part of my life. I can't help myself.

Sixteen, with a person for many years, can't help myself. I don't think it's a pity. I don't know feelings, I don't know eternity, I don't know betrayal and deception, but those things really existed. How can you let go so easily?

Seventeen, ordinary good-looking Zhu Yilong, trying to polish themselves, down-to-earth Zhu Yilong, the most dazzling Zhu Yilong this summer, let us fondle admiringly.

Eighteen, Vita lemon tea, I can't help myself, drink two cups a night.

I was a little tired these days, so I gave up my yoga class at night and didn't go. I feel a little lost walking with my baby. I really like fitness.

20. Is there a love rat? I want to love you. You coaxed me with sweet words. I love you so much that I can't help myself. Then you kicked me out. Since then, I have never thought about drinking tea and eating rice every day, and I have lost ten pounds, and since then I have embarked on the peak of my life.

Twenty-one, Ann always writes jokes so well that both sides covet each other. I can't extricate myself from this kind of writing. The fake uncle is always written by Mr. An, and even the sound, color, smell, light, touch and heartbeat can be felt when he is too lazy to move. Too sexy, too sweet.

I love you so much, I am desperate for you, and I can't extricate myself from my bones, but my tenacious heart seems to be numb after all. I have been thinking that even if I can't take care of myself, I have tried my best to take care of you. I am still willing to indulge your recklessness, but I have no courage to love you anymore. I'm sorry, I did my best. Let's pursue our own life.

I can't get rid of this suspense drama that leads to depression.

24. When you love yourself, you can't help yourself.

Twenty-six, now is the feeling of love, I really want to seal this feeling up forever and stay in my heart forever!

Little friend, your mother loves you very much. Where there is a mother, there is our baby's home. My mother will take good care of you. I've been thinking about something. These thoughts are in my mind every day. I love my son too much, son slave.

28, Gu Hai, after all, from that love to now, I can't extricate myself.

Twenty-nine, I never knew you existed, but now I love you so much. Maybe this is fate. I love you because of fate. This is fate, I will find you and leave you with me.

Thirty, I like you for less than a month, and I can't control myself. I want you to know that I love Nagano very much Although I missed the airborne time of Nagano, it doesn't matter. I will continue to work hard and wait for refueling. I hope you can let me live a few more days.

Talking about magical emotions, I can't extricate myself.

1, life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

Who can understand the sadness in that far-fetched smile?

3. Letting go is not an excuse for not loving. Holding hands is eternal.

I miss you every day and have you with me. Happiness is so natural.

We used to do us part until death, but now we are strangers.

6. Now even saying good night has become a luxury.

7. The most painful thing is not parting, but memories after parting.

8. Breaking promises is a patchwork of yesterday.

9. Go on your knees no matter how difficult the road you choose.

10, those broken memories are scattered in the air.

1 1, simple sentence. Touched my heart.

12, someone will come into your life and leave a lasting mark.

13, time has washed away the trace of your smile but can't erase my memory of you.

14. Missing is like a door that can't be closed tightly. The air is filled with happy dust.

15, but unfortunately we can't touch it, and the memory has fallen.

16, thinking about past memories, savoring present sadness and thinking about future frustrations.

17, there is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way out, but the heart is already irreparable.

18, it turns out that there is a feeling that only oneself can bear.

19, you are still you, I am still me, we just passed by.

20. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

2 1, the world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness?

22, my heart is so tired, I just want to die quietly.

23, unable to convey the voice, scattered thoughts.

24. Stop things and you will feel a dull pain in your heart.

25, put me in your memory, don't worry about others.

26. Happiness is always mixed with those sad ingredients.

27. Happiness tastes like lemon, sour and astringent.

I can only love you once, because I only have a complete love.

29. It may seem so, but it may not.

I sold the love letter for two dollars before I found it was cheap love.

3 1, I allow you to come into my world, but only if you are not allowed to leave again.