Funny copywriting suitable for sending WeChat

1. You should get fat with peace of mind. Being thin is someone else's business.

second, the skin is the most magical part of a person's body. For some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

3. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get it out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man also get him? Hurry and take the stick and poke it inside. "

IV. Before the article was derailed, I thought there were only two good men in the world. Now when the article was derailed, I was left alone, feeling lonely and scared.

5. I just went to the barber's to get a haircut, and the boss asked me how to cut it. I said, "Cut it handsome!" " At this time, an aunt who was baking oil and perming her hair looked at me and said, "Young man, look at you. Don't embarrass the boss. It's not easy for people to make some money."

6. Robbery in ancient times: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, stay and buy money for the road. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 5 meters ahead of the toll station, please slow down.

VII. "What do you want to see most on your way to school late?" "Other students who are late."

8. I never envy those who drive luxury cars. Because my car is more expensive than theirs, it's a shopping cart my wife gave me!

9. My nephew made a mistake and was beaten up by my sister. Then he asked him: Will he dare next time? My nephew cried and said, I won't dare. I'll be a son of a bitch again. Then my nephew was beaten up again!

1. Men are often very contradictory. The brain likes a woman's heart, but the eyes like her appearance.

Xi. "What's the name of a single man?" "single dog." "What about single women?" "Tell the dog to ignore it."

12. I am studying in a medical university, and I feel a little sick today. I asked my teacher for leave to see a doctor. The teacher said, "No, come to the classroom and let everyone show you during class." I'm not sick here, it's a textbook!

13. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I'd like to ask: Doesn't learning affect falling in love?

XIV. It is illegal to deduct points for students in exams. According to the criminal law, it is a crime of fraud to take advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others.

15. I believe that there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, such as freckles and acne, flat chest and fat legs, barbarism, rudeness and irrationality, laziness and sloppiness. This man is-your rival in love

someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

17. "Why are they also women? Mother-in-law is more difficult to coax than girlfriend?" "Because my mother-in-law has been cheated once!"

XVIII. It's an embarrassing age. It's too early to talk about loving yourself and being old. It's naive to talk about experiences with young people, it's not good to talk about the world with old people, and it's crazy to go out and be afraid of noise.

XIX. How can we meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain? After the storm, I not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

history is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, last year, and this year, you are still single. 21. If you have no money in the future, borrow it from me first. I don't want to be the last person to let you down!

XXII. A real warrior dares to face up to his ID card, take selfies and not wear sunscreen in hot weather.

23. Me: "There is a girl standing on my left, typing a word." Friend God replied: Girl!

24. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.