What are the original lines in "Here Comes Chicken Soup"?

The original lines of "Chicken Soup Is Coming" are as follows:

Captain Wang: Lao Feng, Lao Feng, Lao.

Old Feng: Captain Wang, look for me.

Captain Wang: What are you doing?

Old Feng: No, let’s go wash the dishes.

Captain Wang: Oh, I said Lao Feng, you kill a chicken and make a pot of chicken soup. Commander, please treat the cadres above the company to dinner tonight.

Old Feng: What happy event is there today?

Captain Wang: Yes, the Japanese and the puppet troops got into a dog-eat-dog fight. More than 30 people died, and a dozen more were being rescued.

Old Feng: Really.

Captain Wang: Have you heard that it’s very dangerous, not many people will survive, hehe, no, the commander was happy and invited everyone to dinner (photographed the stunned Old Feng).

Lao Feng: (after being photographed) Ouch, hehehehe.

Captain Wang: What are you doing standing there in a daze? Did you hear what I said about killing the chicken?

Old Feng: I heard it, I heard it.

Captain Wang: Then I’m leaving. ?

Old Feng: Oh, okay.

Captain Wang: Alas, the commander said, this chicken should not be stewed too much.

Old Feng: Hey, I got it, hey, I got it, hey.

Captain Wang: Let’s go.

Old Feng: (with a gloomy expression).

Lao Feng: (Coming in with chicken soup) Hey hey, ah, hahahahahahahahahaha, here comes the chicken soup hahaha. Alas, this, this, these dishes are all here, why don’t you eat them?

Team Wang Zhang: Lao Feng, everyone is afraid to eat it. Some people say that someone has poisoned the food.

Old Feng: You are so shy, Captain Wang. Hey, you just like to joke. Oops, eat it while it's hot. I won't disturb you. I'm leaving.

Commander Xue: You can’t leave.

Old Feng: Hahahaha, Commander Xue, you don’t believe Captain Wang’s nonsense.

Commander Xue: I believe it, I believe it very much.

Old Feng: Commander, why, why do you also like to joke, hehehe.

Commander Xue: If you didn’t put poison, you would drink this bowl of chicken soup (chicken soup).

Old Feng: Hey, Commander, this chicken soup is very precious, and comrades should drink it first. You see, how can I, a cook, drink this chicken soup? Hehe.

Commander Xue: Look at how hard you are working all day long. A bowl of chicken soup is nothing. If you really don’t drink it, it means you are really poisoned.

Old Feng: Oh, this, this is not right. Who is trying to frame me today? Captain Wang, you are trying to frame me, right? Okay, I'll drink, drink. I drink, I drink. Oh, drinking soup is such a beautiful thing. Oops, tsk tsk tsk, not salty nor bland, it tastes really good. Commander, look, are you okay? Drink it, drink it while it's hot.

Commander, you have to take the lead. Why don’t you take the lead in drinking? How could he, they, dare to drink? Hey, everyone, everyone is watching what I do. Drink, drink, drink, quick, quick, drink it while it's hot, hey, drink it while it's hot! (Sudden change of expression) Ai! TNND, why don’t you drink? drink! drink! No, no, don’t drink, right? If you don’t drink, I will drink. They don't dare to drink, they are afraid of death, right?

I tell you, don’t drink? If you don't drink, you can't live. Now that everyone knows, I won't act in this drama. I am the famous senior agent of Chongqing Juntong and Japan. Codename: Pangolin! Humph, I put Du Xiao first, and I also put the poison in this chicken soup. But if I drink this chicken soup, I will definitely die. If you don't drink, you don't want to live.

Mr. Kameno, His Majesty the Emperor, I, my mission is accomplished! Ahahahahahaha, ahahahahahaha!