I'm disgusting and funny. Tell me.

1, may this increasingly cool thin world have more lasting warmth.

2, don't become insensitive because of the world.

The world is sick, but I am taking medicine.

4. Respect the rules of the game and treat everyone fairly.

I am the only light, I hope everyone can believe that a single spark can start a prairie fire.

6. A person's single-handed justice even doubts whether he is wrong.

7. The most terrible thing is that people around you don't care, which turns you into the person you hated the most.

8. The assimilated society, the society that has not been assimilated, often seems so abrupt and helpless.

9. I'm not afraid of the abyss ahead, but the isolation behind.

10, drinking ice for ten years is hard to cool blood. There is no torch fire now, I am the only light.

1 1, I hope I won't be crushed by reality, but sometimes I hear people say, ah, you haven't changed, and I am most afraid and happiest.

12, because our every move is responsible for this society; Everything we do is affecting the world.

13, in fact, it is really contradictory. Because everyone is afraid. Afraid that the other party is a rogue, afraid of trouble, afraid of death. So I dare not say anything. But ... if a person doesn't dare to fight alone, someone will always stand up. Why not stick together?

14. In the past, there was always a dispute between right and wrong, and I tried to make the world a better place with my weak strength, but it was more real in the eyes of others. I can only try not to be changed by this world.

15, the bad guys are rampant, because the good guys are silent. In fact, silence is also an evil.

16, I will defend when I am wronged, and I can't help but express when I am unhappy, even if someone says I am stupid.

17, I don't know the pros and cons, I just want to be true and correct. If I need to bow my head when I grow up, I will always be naive.

18, we can't choose our origins, but we can decide the starting point of the next generation with our own efforts. Education is very important, and a positive outlook on life is more important.

19, I like this faint style and peaceful mentality. Life is probably like this. It's enough to make your day better than yesterday's.

20. Time is a good thing. After careful carving, it will turn you into what you want.

You have been a sick woman for ten thousand years, haven't you?

Guide: Go shopping with a second-rate wife. A second-rate wife likes a skirt. I think it's too exposed to let her buy it. She said, "I'll just try, okay?" Looking at her poor little eyes, I gave in. As a result, she put on her skirt and ran away like a gust of wind, leaving me and the salesman in a mess.

1, I just got my driver's license and took my girlfriend out for a walk. Forget the look on your girlfriend's face when she was about to crash in the car! I asked her to go down and help me command the truck. As a result, as soon as she got off the bus, she shouted, "Run, if the owner backs up. Run! ! ! "... I still can't forget the frightened eyes and dodging figure of the layman.

2. I went to buy cigarettes today, and when I checked out, I saw a few dollars in change in my wallet. So I bought a popsicle. At this moment, a lovely little loli looked at me affectionately, and I said, "Miss, please call me, and I'll give you the popsicle!" " "Then I heard the little girl shout," Husband! ! ! ！” At that time, the proprietress smiled!

3. I sent a selfie to a beautiful woman, and you ran over and said, Wow, it's beautiful! People euphemistically say no, they are all P with filters. What software are you anxious to ask? I'm going too! Then I actually downloaded it, and then I silently uninstalled it.

Years ago, my sister-in-law got off the train at the county seat, and I drove to pick it up. I also want to buy some fruit for the New Year. LZ accompanied her to carry several boxes, and an apple (rock candy heart) fell to the ground. When GC came, it was almost time to pay in 300 yuan. The beautiful cashier said that if the ground is broken, it is not easy to buy it. Let her weigh it. After a while, my aunt lost her temper. Put down all the picked fruits, and you will be called a broken apple. Leave smartly. By the way, I saw the eyes of the little sister in the fruit shop ... I got drunk with this little sister ... after the photo was taken. Emphasize that she really has good taste.

At noon, I was disconnected from the internet. I was bored all day. Just now my roommate suggested playing cards, and everyone agreed. So roommates have suggested. One lost his face, the other lost his ear, and there were all kinds of wonderful games. After a quarrel, he decided to smoke with his nose, so he moved a stool and set the table neatly. Only then did he find the playing cards. You took them out. It turns out that quarreling for a long time is all funny! This IQ, this dormitory can't live!

6. I went on an outing with my boyfriend in the afternoon, walked leisurely on the path between the wheat fields, and held his hand, feeling so happy. Some people are doing farm work in the fields, but not many. We went to a quiet place, unable to restrain the burning feeling in our hearts, hugging and kissing, and he liked me to give him mouth, wheat and waist. I squatted down to untie his belt, and he closed his eyes and enjoyed it. I suddenly pulled his pants and underwear to my knees and ran away. My boyfriend's face turned red in an instant. People can still be seen from a distance, and the picture is so beautiful. hahaha .........

7. My father likes qq to fight landlords very much. Once he said he wanted to take a bath, so he asked me to help him first. Then he said to me, "I'll take a bath first." Don't lose, my beans are running out. " I asked him if he was rewarded for winning. He said that if you win 10000 beans, I will give you 100 yuan, and then I went to take a shower with a smile. . Then I bought something with 1QB and sent 10000 beans. . I still remember his eyes when he gave me 100 yuan.

8. Shopping with a second-rate wife. A second-rate wife likes a skirt. I think it's too exposed to let her buy it. She said, "I'll just try, okay?" Looking at her poor little eyes, I gave in. As a result, she put on her skirt and ran away like a gust of wind, leaving me and the salesman in a mess.

I remember when I was in junior high school, there were many lobsters in our village. Everyone who grew up in the village should know that once I learned that those lobsters bought toad frogs, (20 points) I became a bully in the village and threatened the primary school students in the village to catch them every day. If it really doesn't work, I will seduce them and grab a nickel. At that time, the net profit per day was 10 yuan. Several pupils have many small buds on their hands. As a result, the other parents found my house. My mother apologized and paid the medical expenses. I heard that it cost thousands of dollars, and my mother beat me half to death. Since then, my brother has been completely rehabilitated.

10, a beautiful woman found lipstick too heavy, wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly woke up. He caught up and said, girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!

1 1. I went to withdraw money last night! Take 2000 yuan, damn it, I won't spit it out. I am really impatient! I called the bank and said I would come back tomorrow. I was very angry. Later, I thought about it and called the bank again, saying that the ATM vomited more 1000 yuan! This speed will arrive in a few minutes! Damn it, you can't be too honest! ! !

12, in order to increase my knowledge, I mistakenly joined a doctoral group and saw a person asking: Will a drop of water fall from a height and hit people? Or killed? The group immediately became lively and discussed various formulas, assumptions, various winds, resistance, gravity, acceleration and so on. I asked silently: Have you never been caught in the rain? There was a sudden silence in the crowd ... and then, and then I was kicked out of the group ...

13, I remember when I was in the third grade, playing legends was very popular. In the evening, I spent a week's food expenses on midnight snack, slept in class during the day, teased me at the same table and patted my thigh. I stood up at once, much faster than usual! Then the teacher's expression ... my deskmate smiled like this ... he didn't smile.

14. A goddess came to the company yesterday. Today, she wore a low-cut dress for the first time at work, and a group of people went to watch as soon as she entered the door! The goddess said angrily, "Fatty, what are you looking at?" I replied, "aren't they watching?" Why do you only talk about me? " The goddess slapped and scolded, "Get down!" Looking at everyone's eyes, then I jumped off the stool …

15, some students are really generous. Today, I caught a student eating snacks in class. I watched him outside the window. He saw me, too. I thought he would put it away at once, but he grabbed two more and put them in his mouth.

16, when I was dating my wife, I went to the market by bike. When riding uphill, I rode hard, only to find that my wife was gone and found back. I forgot your name when my wife said I couldn't get up, so I didn't have the courage to call you. I just met her at that time, so communication is very important.

17, what happened at work just now ... A puppy kept in a roadside restaurant hit the road, and a car just came and hit it. The driver suddenly braked and the dog stopped looking at the car. He just sat in front of the car, sticking out his tongue. A bald man with big arms and round waist got off the bus, and when he got off the bus, he scolded, "Fuck you, grass mud horse." I'm so angry that it's over. I was suddenly moved. Some people have a gentle heart under their rude appearance.

18, lying in bed after being beaten by my father when I was a child. Just after changing my teeth and shaking it by hand, I vomited two drops of blood to the ground. When my father came in and saw it, I was shocked. I thought of the plot of a martial arts film and groaned: I don't think I can do it. I really regret coming to this world ... my father immediately took me to the hospital and cried all the way ... I was beaten when I came back. I really regret coming to this world.

19, my brother's Sony mobile phone is set to unlock the face. I got a haircut tonight and went back to the dormitory. As a result, these two idiots said to their mobile phones: You don't know me. You don't know me. ...................

20. How to cut in line scientifically without being beaten? Go to the queue with friends, such as 10 for you and 9 for your friends. You are the first to cut in line in front of your friends, and you are the eighth. If your friend cuts in front of you again, he will be the seventh. If you cut in front of him again, you will be the sixth ... so many times, and soon you two will rank first and second.

2 1. Girls who are still addicted to eating must take time out to go shopping and try those beautiful sleeveless dresses. You'll find your arms terrible! ! You are not delicate, sweet or fairy in those skirts, but you can plow directly with your arms off! From now on, it's not too late to exercise your arms and eat moderately every night. Remember.

22. When I went to the physical examination, I heard from the doctor that the development of girls' breasts is mainly in adolescence. Besides heredity and nutrition, the most important factor is the mental state at that time. Generally speaking, sisters who are careless, carefree or have relatively little pressure at home tend to have big breasts; The eldest daughter who tends to be perfectionist, nervous, or has a heavy responsibility is often the airport.

23. Today, a mother took her child to get a haircut. The child is very uncooperative and always moves around. At first glance, it is the domineering little emperor at home. My mother couldn't persuade her, so she had to say, "Don't move, or my uncle will cut your hair ugly." As soon as the child listened, it became quiet. Actually, I feel sorry for this mother. You know, when I finish cutting, I can cut it so ugly without moving. She will be bored to death by the children.

I went to the coffee shop today. I was addicted to cigarettes and lit a cigarette. The waiter came over. Sir, you can't smoke here. I resolutely remembered what you said and stepped forward to ask, what about here? Then the waiter gave me a look, Dao, security! ! ! !

25. I went to the toilet to smell incense, and when I was squatting, the toilet door was suddenly opened. I saw a woman see me and suddenly shouted, "Ah! Somebody please. A fucking pervert! Run the women's toilet and shit! " I was confused on the spot, and this time I'm finished. Why did I go to the wrong toilet? At this moment, I suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "Are you sick? Why are you yelling in the men's room? !

26. A buddy is surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, and everyone is playing lol. He ran to the counter to buy soda, and suddenly got entangled in a wire under his feet, so he unplugged it angrily. At this time, the whole internet cafe was dark, and the network manager said to my buddies, hurry up, I can't stop them for a while.

27. Taking the bus with a buddy, he suddenly said to me, "I fucked my wife yesterday!" Half the car heard it. My face was a little embarrassed, so I said loudly, "TMD, I told you not to charge hydrogen, but you didn't listen!" " "The girl sitting in the back seat of our house kept smiling.

28. My classmate was lovelorn, and the winner of the fraud called at night. She just complained on the phone for more than an hour, and the liar kept comforting her … I'm drunk considering such a conscientious liar!

When Xiao Wang was a few months old, his mother was very excited when he spoke for the first time. Later, he was silent, and everyone in his family thought he was dumb. It was not until 18 years later that he shouted the last word "mom" that he realized that he was a stutterer.

30. It has been a year since my predecessor went abroad. Today, he sent me a photo with long hair. I was so angry that I almost cried. I called him directly and scolded him, "Shit, is it great to have a new lover?" Look at that stinking embarrassment, I wish you premature ejaculation, impotence, impotence! "He was silent for a while and explained to me," No, he went to Thailand. This is their family! "!

Editor's note: Girls who are still addicted to eating must take time to go shopping and try those beautiful sleeveless dresses. You'll find your arms terrible! ! You are not delicate, sweet or fairy in those skirts, but you can plow directly with your arms off! From now on, it's not too late to exercise your arms and eat moderately every night. Remember.

202 1 year mood personality: you made me believe that there are fairy tales in this world.

1, love the ups and downs on the road and be happy with you forever.

As soon as you came into my life, I was ready for your life.

You made me believe that there are fairy tales in this world.

4. Don't mention the past, don't ask about the future, and cherish this wonderful moment!

5, meeting you, no longer face to face, is the most beautiful in this life.

6, candy, it is very sweet, because it can be sweetened through our love.

7. Fool, we swear to love you all our lives.

8. Standing on the street corner, if I smile, I will think of you.

9. I believe in you, and I know that you will lead me to the best future.

10, happiness means that as long as you hold hands, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

1 1. Happiness is that the corners of your mouth rise slightly because you are around.

12, only I know, this feeling of happiness is so beautiful that it is worth paying everything.

13, I want a simple love, do it at sunrise and rest at sunset; Enjoy sunshine, breeze, rain and dew and dusk together every morning. I like the feeling of being caught by you, so happy.

14, love and commitment, like rings and flowers, are waiting for happiness and results all their lives.

15, brave pursuit of happiness, this is the flower language of sunflower.

Ironically, I'm just your sexual partner.

1. Did you give more than I sacrificed?

Second, I will only silently watch you leave side by side. Don't call me melodramatic. I really want you to be happy.

What's the use even if you gain the whole world and lose yourself?

Fourth, there is actually a kind of person who doesn't leave a message when he enters the space. That's not running, it's missing.

Sorry is only the reason for betrayal, not important. Just an excuse for disappointment.

Six, some people, some things, not you.

If I can have a place in your heart, please cherish it.

Eight, I will be very strong, so strong that everyone thinks I am trying to be brave.

I want to give you the world, but I forget that it's not me you want. -

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

No one will treat you as Bao Er's pet. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

12. Forgive my temper and make me too sensible. There is no death in my life that that person can't love.

13. Ironically, I'm just your sexual partner.

Fourteen, feelings for a long time, it is not love, but dependence; Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.

15. Can you refuse all ambiguity for me and for me who loves you?

Fortunately, I can secretly like you. Unfortunately, I can only secretly like you.

I don't want to be a stumbling block to you, but please give me the sense of security I want.

Eighteen, there is only one heart, but it is divided into two atria. A sad, a happy.

Nineteen, I saw his heart. It's all about her and his movies.

I often worry that I don't have enough time, but I squander what little time I have.

Twenty-one, you hold back your tears, hold back your sadness, pretend to work hard, but you still can't help but leave me.