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Classic sentences of pig's famous sayings
The fat girl met the first person she liked in the beef noodle shop. It is said that if you meet someone who can have dinner with you, you should consider it together. He pinched her face and said, you are so cute, like a pet pig, so they are really together. A month later, in the beef noodle shop, my ex pointed to her face and said, you are as stupid as a pig. The fat girl didn't understand the difference between a pet pig and a stupid pig, but they broke up that day. When he likes you, you are as cute as a pig, and when he hates you, you are as stupid as a pig. Pig, pig, pig has offended you! Everything in the world is available, but love is not available —— Lin's "Girl, Love Yourself"
● I was hot-headed at the meeting.
The son took ten pandas. Maybe he was thinking of people with smiling eyes. He gave birth to GG Bond to watch the sunrise.
But this time it took ten people to attend the meeting.
It's from the cartoon of the husband of ten countries.
Omiya brought ten pandas and GG Bond, but they didn't give birth to anyone. He cooperated with Qi Xin and emigrated to other countries.
Now his children are out of school.
The son takes ten pandas and GG Bond, but he wants to be his best friend.
People who get up together are very nice.
Sister flowers envied by the host
The son brought ten pandas and wanted to watch the sunrise with GG Bond.
Childe can take ten pandas.
But GG bond disagreed.
10 husbands will take people for merit, 10 pandas can stay up all night.
Just one look can make GG bonds different from China.
The husband of ten countries thinks it is a golden circle when his eyes are black.
Only eyes can turn him into a panda.
You don't know that when I first graduated here, I began to cry because "all she said was you, and all she said was the west, but she couldn't help crying over 40", but I was a little embarrassed by what Huan Zi said at the graduation ceremony.
I don't know the heavy rain you got caught in the hot sun, nor the good bridge you learned.
So, I want to love this pig-
Silent time can only be spent by one person.
It's time for us to talk about our own views.
I love you because of your heart. Don't try to laugh like GG Bond, but it looks like a heart lollipop. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want. Don't try to come to GG Bond and leave the lollipop.
● If two people have a long-term relationship, it is in pork and pork. -McDull's story
● The big pig said to the little pig, "Little pig! You can't be naughty anymore. How can a girl like you get married? "
The pig replied, Mom, why is this? "
The big pig replied, "if you eat any more, you will really become a pig." Who will marry you? " "
The pig said, "Mommy, I'm a pig."
Big pig: ". . . . . . "
● two dog: Do I look good?
Baby pig: it doesn't look good.
Dog 2: That's right. Why is Guo Shuidi with me?
Baby Pig: Ask the commander of the national army to play dumb for you.
Baby Pig: Am I handsome?
Two dog: Not handsome.
Baby Pig: That's right. Why are you with me?
Two dog: Tell the national commander to play dumb for you.
● The Olympic Games will be a man, and the legend of marbles tells us that when Song is in charge, five mice will be blessed. The fire is in the moon, and the young king, Zhenbao and Guobao will be attacked. After that, he took seven lucky stars, astro boy, gourd doll and Jackie Chan as his adventures, and a family named Ni wrote a book for him, and he also sent biographies of Wuliangye, cornucopia and Rainbow Cat. When it comes to cooking, little Fu Gui, the crystal code is in the month, when it comes to sending troops carefully, Haibaolai, Spongebob, China boy, China young master and Baccarat are braver than Muyingsakura's magic card and armor for several months, but only the sky is swimming with you, and the lucky stars who won the treasure, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Blue Giant and Mung Bean Shark, are super armed, fighting dragons in the month and baby dinosaurs, until she is thirty.
I like milk tea best. If anyone doesn't rob me, I will beat you up and turn you into a pig! 〈( ̄ ﹌  ̄)〉
I like you best. If anyone doesn't rob me, I'll beat you ... and turn you into a big pig! 〈( ̄ ﹌  ̄)〉
"Among GG bonds, what I fear most is trouble."
Being close to you is a joy that may be small for the race;
Leaving you in old age is endless yearning;
You are a naughty and restless spirit;
You are a pink girl;
You, when you were young, you stood in the company from top to bottom, and the wind blew you up, but you had a warm lake, a wrinkled brow, and a small seed that smiled at you from top to bottom, so cute;
You, middle-aged and old, are born with calculation. You can be a dirty little stupid pig with a pout and a whining little girl.
I am afraid that the wind will bully your face, that the rain will wet your hair, and that filth will erode your heart.
You have understood the whispers mixed with small feelings, so don't repeat them;
Stupid pig, I think you must be old enough to lift a pig and put it down. The cleverest one smiles at a small seed.
Make a fortune, you know, close the door, and you will laugh when your brother comes back. ......
Wisdom Fofo Agbo in school? I'm smaller than a hug? Rub it? Will the elevator be as small as it? Flying will be as small as flying.
Will it be small? I am so small, I am better than myself. Jojo, Jojo? Hey hey? Strange things? Run slowly? Hurt? Breathe? What? The next notebook? Kill pigs? Pigs are fierce? So scared? Wrestling? It hurts. Does it hurt? I'm too young to carry? Home? Home? Take a shower? Sleep? Wisdom Fofo Agbo at school? Good night, Ann? A Mu? Is it the most handsome to learn from it? Cutest? The coolest? Cutest? Like to learn from the inside? -"Emperor"
● Be a little darling and stay with me. I will leave the army from all directions.
Not only after I feed you to pigs.
● I have done a puppet show in my life, and it is difficult to look back at his art! I am a pig, and I love Su Huanjen.
● Children who are still windy, a bear hugs at the sky.
However, the teacher is my golden kingdom and Biyou, and I came to the center of the golden kingdom because you are a pig.
So I asked my pig to ride her birthday.
● Even if life and driving are difficult and dangerous.
A pig, a pig and a delicate woman from an early age can be said
Beauty is outside the main wind.
● Sincerity
Hey, you should wake up and sleep in a fairy tale.
Say goodbye to those treacherous and superficial friends and leave without saying goodbye;
Say goodbye to the first love girl you will never forget;
Say thank you to that pig girl who loves you thousands of miles away;
Say thank you to those two parents who have worked hard for you for half their lives.
Say thank you to those who have helped you in the past, present and future!
●*DYGN: energy lattice si sei?
The cutest:! Pig ... Xia!
*DYGN: GG bonds?
Cutest: GG Bond is asleep, so I always go to bed early.
* Cutest: Is GG Bond handsome?
Sue!
* cutest: GG Bond or me, who looks better?
DYGN: DuDu Man looks good.
In this era, you can tattoo a stupid pig on your neck or get drunk at dusk in the west of the country. Even children can play tricks to buy a gentle hometown in the starry night, saying that you can't get emotional in the west of the country.
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Hello, zyass-2
As for why zyh is Xili's ass, why she is not Xili's ass and why she is Xili's bunny. It's too big, as if I were the first pig in Xili. Because I am too old to drive. I want to grow an ass. Who likes to deny it with his ass so much? Hmm.
I didn't think my ass score was the best, which would make me better, but I said I looked like a college student. If people learn too much in the month, it is better to watch dramas, read novels and really play games. The second thing I said was that I wanted to plant something in the morning, so I regretted it and took it to heart, but I said it yesterday, but I saw a little drama. I want to plant things now ~ "I wanted to plant them when I was a freshman. Besides, I am too depraved. In the eyes of free men, the first painful thing is that you say that China people study in the confinement, and the other is that they are in Shanghai, which may be a particularly crucial point. You speak Chinese to fight against foreign words, but you are nervous about it. That's why I came to Shanghai.
Besides, when you were young, my ass and I never thought about what happened to you in those years. At best, it is really good for the people in the class. She will find that although she is poor, she doesn't think people are born on the moon. By the way, I also like the word Fan, ancient Jiu Ge, and the account name. It will be much better if I become the original sentence. -stone "I didn't think of Ravenda's anecdote".
● What does she have that can't be solved by sleeping? Turn on pig mode
I thought I could watch the gentle wind, so I went. Brother Big Wolf Yong can't catch Pleasant Goat.
I thought I could watch the gentle wind, so I went. Big Wolf and Kotaro join hands to be brother forever.
I thought I could watch the wind really come down. I wish I could go to Xiong Er and the wind really came down. I would sting the hive every time.
I thought I could always hear Logger Vick's chainsaw sawing trees.
I thought I could always play with Gedi and play in the night garden of the garden.
I thought I could watch the wind for a while, and it would be good to go. We should learn from elder sister-in-law, be quiet, just sleep and take a walk.
I thought I could be a garden with Meng, such as our wind riding Meng. The first wind was really good, and I could take my shoulder seriously.
I thought I could fly around the world with happy heroes.
I think I can watch the wind for a while. Look at the wind. It's really nice. Leo will go alone, and we will dump the little monster.
I thought I could be the child of a big head and a small head and a big father.
I think I can wait a while. The wind is really like big ears. When Tu Tu is happy, the wind is really good, which will benefit him.
I thought there was a time when I could punish evil and promote good with the breeze.
Unfortunately, I thought my heart was very small.
To our big friend.
Happy Children's Day.
-To our lost childhood.
If you say
After all this, I can come again later.
My son made a fortune in a month and went to an ignorant Xiao Ran. That's right.
You and every time after that have made great contributions to this.
You also made a fortune. Go find a white skirt you like.
Stupid pig, pig and woman, but right
We developed it in the second month and can use it together.
Cry together
Start singing a song
Make trouble together
Fold things together and go to a dream boat.
All these/these
You made up.
But what is this?
Separated our friendship
Everything goes back to the past.
This will always be an invisible war
● Huluwa has a grandfather.
Maybe it's a saying that Austria has mushrooms.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl.
Pleasant goat has beautiful goats.
Grey Wolf has little grey.
Xiong Er has Logger Vick.
Peggy has George.
Naruto has Sasuke
Conan has Xiaolan.
Big-headed boy has a little-headed father.
GG Bond has Feifei.
Crayon Shinchan has Nana's sister.
Xiao buried his brother.
Doraemon has a great hero.
Nianta ...
Who am I mad at?
I like being a star, but I have an art class.
I like art class very much. I'm going to attend art classes and raise pigs.
I like big pig very much, but I like it because ... in short.
● After I constantly stirred up the general field and compared real gold with real gold, I found that I wanted to be willing, and it was also true that pigs and pigs wanted to plant money to send me for the New Year. On Saturday, I officially established a relationship with the real gold industry that my latecomers went to. I met you, so I like you, I like you, so I accompany you.
The only way to be talented at the Olympics is to lick and soak.
Is it appropriate to give you a hug when you are a talented person?
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?
I thought it was smaller than learning from your pig girl,
Always study and pet you in my arms.
GG Bond said that the Sun Mount Stone was a lollipop in the Taoist Temple, while Buddha Jigong said that the Sun Mount Stone was a lollipop in the Taoist Temple. Tom said that the Sun Mount Stone was catching Jerry, Jiang Taigong said that the Sun Mount Stone was fishing with a hook, and the Sun said that the Sun Mount Stone got up in the morning. Our friendship also said that the Sun Mount Stone was in the Taoist Temple and could be picked up when it was forgetful during the day.
When you love me, praise me as a lovely pet pig;
Now you don't love me, and you call me stupid like a pig, a pig, a pig. Have you offended me?
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